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sLightly abOVe avErage

sLightly abOVe avErage

by DarkmasterN
Keiko Tachibana is an average High school girl.

Scratch that. She's a self proclaimed "Slighty above average" High school girl who has dedicated herself to being only moderately better than the social norm. However one day she gets a visit from someone Way over the top.

An inter dimensional cutie whom goes by the name Llla-Elac Ngtholi Cllegogg, also known as "Laila" to humans. She has come to destroy the sanity, and lives of everyone at Daisuke Ryuzaki high school.

However, poor Keiko seems to be the only one at school whom has noticed this terrifying beast, and to make matters worse, she's staying at her house!!

Will Keiko be driven insane by the ramblings of this terrible alien and her Slightly above average lifestyle tossed to the wind? Or will she succeed in defeating this strange alien menace!?

Find out in this incredibly odd web comic inspired by the works of H.P. Lovecraft and slice of life Anime!
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sLightly abOVe avErage

Keiko Tachibana is an average High school girl.

Scratch that. She's a self proclaimed "Slighty above average" High school girl who has dedicated herself to being only moderately better than the social norm. However one day she gets a visit from someone Way over the top.

An inter dimensional cutie whom goes by the name Llla-Elac Ngtholi Cllegogg, also known as "Laila" to humans. She has come to destroy the sanity, and lives of everyone at Daisuke Ryuzaki high school.

However, poor Keiko seems to be the only one at school whom has noticed this terrifying beast, and to make matters worse, she's staying at her house!!

Will Keiko be driven insane by the ramblings of this terrible alien and her Slightly above average lifestyle tossed to the wind? Or will she succeed in defeating this strange alien menace!?

Find out in this incredibly odd web comic inspired by the works of H.P. Lovecraft and slice of life Anime!

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He's definitely not going to be easy to deal with...

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DarkmasterN
December 11th, 2018
The spider has the flies in his web and it doesn't seem like things are going to end well for them...

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DarkmasterN
December 4th, 2018
Spider-man, Spider-man, Jesus fuck it's a spider MAN!

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DarkmasterN
November 27th, 2018
Oh hey, it's been a while since we've seen that comatose cutie pie...

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Bravo bravo. 10/10 would watch the movie again.
Gobble Gobble found her mate,

And they went on a Turkey date,

Carvers in a bloody state,

Turkey Turkey procreate,

Gobble turkey resurrection,

Gobble Gobble it's Perfection,

Gobble turkey in the womb,

Gooble Gobble seal your doom,

Goobble Devil Gobble Splice,

Gobble Gobble Sacrifice,



There is a giblet ritual that's happening tonight

A greasy, sleazy ritual of passion, blood, and of fright

Turkeyhead was cut to pieces, gizzards fed the flies

But Thanksgiving never ceases, and the Turkeyhead never dies



Filled with stuffing, blood and hate,

On Thanksgiving ate and ate,

A ritual of Turkey fate,

Turkey Blood Inseminate,

Turkey Bide your time and wait,

Gobble Gobble Marinate,

The turkey clock is turning late,

A Demon you can never sate,

Slash the wrists, unseal the gate!

Turkey writhing on the plate!



There is a giblet ritual that's happening tonight

A greasy, sleazy ritual of passion, blood, and of fright

Turkeyhead was cut to pieces, gizzards fed the flies

But Thanksgiving never ceases, and the Turkeyhead never dies


Turkey Lover bout to pop,

Tummy full of turkey slop,

Turkey Guts and turkey slime,

Turkey Turkey almost time,

Turkey Lover left alive,

Spread her creepy turkey thighs,

Turkey shout out in surprise,

Gobble Gobble Terrorize!

Turkey Bleed, and Turkey Bled,

Turkey that you thought was dead,

A Loving night upon the bed,



SPAWNS THE CHILD OF TURKEY HEAD!!
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This is the Third movie in the Turkey Head Trillogy. Buy them on DVD or Bluray nowhere!

In my annual tradition of writing a fake Thanksgiving themed Slasher movie, we continue the Turkey Head Saga with the Child of Turkey Head! In this one we see a creepy Turkey Head, The Bride of Turkey Head looking cute and preggers, and the shadow of the Turkey Child behind them.

In the third installment of the Turkey Head franchise, the plot gets even stranger. You may recall that Turkey Head got married in the last one to a crazy cultist who worshipped her turkey killings on thanksgiving and prepared meals with the bodies she left behind, and in the end Turkey Head was killed and ground into giblets.

This movie opens with The Bride of Turkey Head eating the chunks left behind of her lover and then going through a trial and being sent to a psychiatric hospital. She has dreams that Turkey Head is in hell and wants out, so she performs a Turkey Ritual by killing several other patients and a guard and impregnates herself with a demon to harbor the body of Turkey Head. She gets pregnant and needs to feed on flesh and Traditional Thanksgiving meals to give her growing devil baby nutrients, and it all culminates on Thanksgiving when the young staff have to deal with her as she breaks out and goes on a killing spree in the asylum. She gives birth to her turkey monster and it has the spirit of Turkey Head inside of it.

Turkey Head eats the Bride of Turkey Head and eventually is killed by being stuffed in an oven and then blowing the asylum up. But the turkey parts rain down the mountain and a family is driving away. A turkey lands in the back seat of the truck and it's stomach kicks like there's something inside and a baby hand breaks out and cries, hinting that Turkey Head, or the Bride of Turkey Head may be back.

These movies get less and less believable as time goes on....
DarkmasterN
November 20th, 2018
Oh hey, it's been a while since we've seen that comatose cutie pie...

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DarkmasterN
November 13th, 2018
The Headmaster reveals that he feels like something is wrong, and the police are looking for the Janitor...

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WingFreak
November 10th, 2018
Did someone let Junji Ito in here?

Awesome panels at the end there.
DarkmasterN
November 6th, 2018
Cleo goes off to do her master's bidding and the Headmaster talks to Hara.

It's been a while since she's shown up. I always love drawing her~

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DarkmasterN
November 1st, 2018
@The Bohemian: LMAO!
...
That is her reason?
yeah she is dead.
kid, why are you doing this, it's a bad idea...
*reads Commentary*
Oh sweet honey ice tea...
So it begins...
DarkmasterN
October 30th, 2018
Cleo faces the King, and he shows one of his faces behind many masks.

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Guest
October 27th, 2018
@Huntered45: haru
Huntered45
October 27th, 2018
The words near the flames on the fifth panel. Did Chloe or Haru say that?
Bekstorm (Guest)
October 25th, 2018
Well ... I see some unsetling disturbing things, yes. But as a SSBBW enthusiast ... I find this one in mi top 5. What is seen can not be unseen thing. Stil great work mr. DarkMaster.
DarkmasterN
October 23rd, 2018
Cleo burns down the lovers and snaps out of her madness.

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