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Somebody Shoot Me

by KitaAngel
An autobiographical comic chronicling the negative aspects of Kita's life in a light and often humorous manner. P.S. Kita sometimes has a potty mouth. It can only get worse.

UPDATES DAILY!
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274
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3 Years Ago
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415
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An autobiographical comic chronicling the negative aspects of Kita's life in a light and often humorous manner. P.S. Kita sometimes has a potty mouth. It can only get worse.

UPDATES DAILY!

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have I ever said how much I love how fluffy you draw hair? because even if I have, it bears repeating.
If you wanted a change of pace from the snow-haters - I love snow!
TBT again! <3
Good morning!! <3

Things were finally looking up when I made it to April in 2013!
And about time too hahah!

A special guest comic by Kat will be posted tomorrow, thanks for reading and stay tuned for it (it is fucking amazing and I love it so much)

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I have been quite busy with my website and stuff.

http://www.kitaangel.net/ now has regular updates where I share some info on my current projects, detailed WIPs, articles, resources, tutorials, artwork and more!

I have been posting time lapse videos of art on my YouTube!

I did a complete and total overhaul on my Patreon, so many goodies on the way, definitely worth checking it out.
(All of the comics for this week are already posted and available for Patrons at the 5$+ level c:)

Anyhoo, stay tuned for more comics tomorrow and just more stuff in general this week.
Sorry if the comics are depressing and stuff.
Hello everyone!

Sorry for the depressing comics, but alas, some things just need to be said.

More TBT comics tomorrow and a special guest comic Friday <3
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I have been quite busy with my website and stuff.

http://www.kitaangel.net/ now has regular updates where I share some info on my current projects, detailed WIPs, articles, resources, tutorials, artwork and more!

I have been posting time lapse videos of art on my YouTube!

I did a complete and total overhaul on my Patreon, so many goodies on the way, definitely worth checking it out.
(All of the comics for this week are already posted and available for Patrons at the 5$+ level c:)

Anyhoo, stay tuned for more comics tomorrow and just more stuff in general this week.
More comics! Hooray!
Good morning Internet!

Got two TBT comics here for you, stories from 2013 ;)

Been quite busy on these while at work hahah so there's loads more where this came from.
Finally, my lunch breaks are going to pay off.

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In the meantime, I have been quite busy with my website and stuff.

http://www.kitaangel.net/ now has regular updates where I share some info on my current projects, detailed WIPs, articles, resources, tutorials, artwork and more!

I have been posting time lapse videos of art on my YouTube!

I did a complete and total overhaul on my Patreon, so many goodies on the way, definitely worth checking it out.
(All of the comics for this week are already posted and available for Patrons at the 5$+ level c:)

Anyhoo, stay tuned for more comics tomorrow and just more stuff in general this week.
Hooray!
Hello everyone and happy Monday!!!

SSM makes it's BRILLIANT return to the internet! I have a huge ass buffer ready to go. I am probably more excited than I should be hahahaha......

ANYWAYS, here's two comics. Tomorrow will be a TBT (Throwback TUESDAY) comic so be sure to drop in then ;)

In the meantime, I have been quite busy with my website and stuff.

http://www.kitaangel.net/ now has regular updates where I share some info on my current projects, detailed WIPs, articles, resources, tutorials, artwork and more!

I have been posting time lapse videos of art on my YouTube!

I did a complete and total overhaul on my Patreon, so many goodies on the way, definitely worth checking it out.
(All of the comics for this week are already posted and available for Patrons at the 5$+ level c:)

Anyhoo, stay tuned for more comics tomorrow and just more stuff in general this week.
YO!
My fantastic friend Kat (http://www.cramberriescomic.com/) made this fantastic and hilarious guest comic based on one of our many conversations on Skype!

Be sure to give her comic a read too!

New comics next week guys <3
OH SNAP!!
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo \o/
Looking forward to it *__*
Very happy to see that you're back ^_^!
I have a whole load of comics inked and ready to colour!
Hoping to start pushing them out next week. So happy to have a buffer and things settled in my life :)
boooooobs~~~~
aah~ the power of sex appeal. and knowing people.

mostly boobs :3
of course it's only Bacon.
there are days where I reply and acknowledge little else than the sound and scent of sizzling meat
Oh man, that's the worst. I once got really bad food poisoning from knockoff pizza rolls. I miraculously didn't throw up but I was so nauseous I could hardly walk.
The classic phrase of catkind comes into play here:

"If I fits, I sits."
Ah yes, the daily ritual. Eat way too much junk food and feel like shit while trying to fall asleep, then do it all again next day like nothing ever happened. This is 100% me.
It's 10 PM and I'm cackling. I'm recovering from a cold and my throat is worn out and pained, and this laughing does not help, damn it!

Great animation, though.
This actually happened to me once when I was working as a Return clerk in Walmart.

A woman tried to return a badly damaged dress to us, knowing full well she wasn't going to get a refund, because:

1. We didn't sell that dress there.
2. Even if we did, she didn't have a receipt.
3. The dress, as I mentioned, was badly damaged.

When I explained to her, as such, she went into a whole tirade about how men are just oppressing women, trying to make them feel bad. (The whole thing was dumb and awkward) Then, out of the blue, she ends up arguing with a man behind her in line, who, decided to put his nose in the woman's business.

My manager wound up having to call security to have them both escorted out of the store.
Kunnaki
August 18th, 2015
As my wise friend always tells me, 'Only the boring get bored.'