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Licensed Heroes

Join Tempest, newly licensed hero, as he delves deep into the reeking bowels of the dungeons of unemployment, crosses the scorching desert of menial labor and infiltrates the dreaded towers of bureaucracy. Updates Wednesdays and Saturdays.
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Licensed Heroes

Join Tempest, newly licensed hero, as he delves deep into the reeking bowels of the dungeons of unemployment, crosses the scorching desert of menial labor and infiltrates the dreaded towers of bureaucracy. Updates Wednesdays and Saturdays.

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Honestly?
I'm not sure what Rich was expecting.

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Union of damsels.
Founder and chief: Salinadorani Tuzmenalopinus <- Don't mess with her. Seriously.
Good thing too. If it were their choice it would probably come down to a 'children's card game.'
Excited
Tempest and Sarah are really excited aren't they? Too bad it's not their choice.

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Wow. They sound so much like my brother and I a few weeks ago when we were making shirts for the eclipse.
It's a minor detail
It's not like he has to give them two weeks notice or anything.

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Sometimes
It just doesn't pay to play it safe.

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Read Eagle's first line aloud. Can you spot the error?

All that fishing and she gets a torn up boot.
The S stands for "shitless". That is how scared he is right now.
Right message
But wrong interpretation. Though I feel like this is every parent ever.

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Hooray
Meet the parents, have awkward conversations. Good times!

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The plural acronym form of "Spell of Writer Destruction".
Career Shift
Well...there ARE certain advantages to being a hero instead of a damsel...that I will get to later...much much later.

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Why Fight?
When you can have a magically created clone that thinks it's you fight for you? (Yeah, you all called it last comic)

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"Have a telepathically controlled golem that looks just like you conduct your hands-on business" should be on the Evil Overlord List.
Water Clone Jutsu!
If this was Naruto, he would now attack from behind.
Definitely a smart bastard.
We can all say:
What the shit? At least he's not a load bearing boss.

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Okay, now double-tap.
With the Immortal words of Haley Starshine: "Sneak Attack Bitch!"