Licensed Heroes

Licensed Heroes

Join Tempest, newly licensed hero, as he delves deep into the reeking bowels of the dungeons of unemployment, crosses the scorching desert of menial labor and infiltrates the dreaded towers of bureaucracy. Updates Wednesdays and Saturdays.
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Licensed Heroes

Join Tempest, newly licensed hero, as he delves deep into the reeking bowels of the dungeons of unemployment, crosses the scorching desert of menial labor and infiltrates the dreaded towers of bureaucracy. Updates Wednesdays and Saturdays.

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Oh Dear
And here's where things start going done hill. At least Mei can kind of hold her own.

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What can I say?
Nepotism means Eagle gets the "choice" missions.

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Crap
Ha ha Mei! You should have never tried to enter into a battle of wits with an evil overlord when death is on the line! It's the second most made mistake after never get involved in a land war in Russia!

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Who else thinks there is not realy a IDA Mission, and no other teams?
And that The Pricess is just playing the the Evil Dude, knowing full well that it is the case?
Salesmanship
The first step is sounding reasonable. Well one of the steps anyway.

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Those must be some wild three legged races XD
Nice
That's a sweet flip kick Angie pulled off! I bet it was really useful in the three-legged race.

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Who Needs Weapons
If you can fight unarmed, you're never disarmed.

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It's actually slinky, part of the old adventurer tradition. The first heroic adventurer eventually acquired enough riches and loot that quest rewards were no longer resulting. Driven to help people anyway, grateful quest givers would offer a slinky instead, being a toy that's fun for everyone, regardless of their possessions.

When the adventurer class system was codified, the highest level is considered to be equal to their progenitor, where simple reward is no longer as important as the actual adventure (of course, economic pressure and the costs inherent in any adventure mean that the only quests that can just pay a single slinky are an S-Class hero's induction and retirement, which are purely ceremonial in nature).
@Guest: Or "s" for "suckage"
S for "serious"? >:->
Damn Class S Quests
Always ruining our plans!

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It's nice of I.D.A. to publish a list of everything that villains should and shouldn't do to be effective.

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Nothing Like a Heart to Heart
Before dying horribly right?

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Clever Girl
Mei knows what's up.

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Ooooh
Yeah, I think we can definitely see why general Farthis requires Class S hero teams.

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@Venalitor: The one that was squished by the other crusher? Of course. It's like keeping all your torches on one person.
I take it the picks were in Eagle's pack?
Artists
Elaine needed a break, we needed to keep the comic going. Have fun with the amazing room of no lights!

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Poor them
General Farthis thought of everything.

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