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Falconer's Daily Strips

Daily comic strips I throw together with little effort just for funzies.

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Lol sums up life tbh
Some days I feel like I know Some Stuff, and other days I know Nothing.

There is no in-between or higher level of knowing.
That was the cutest thing ever !

AND YOU CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
Does he do it on purpose?

Yes. Definitely.
Be careful where you draw those hands in the last panel :P
Lol you deserve!, I was thinking of buying as well but it slipped out , now thanks for reminding xD

PS lol oliver at the last panel
Truly the best gift I have given myself.
Falconer
September 20th, 2017
@The_Hankerchief: Haha! An almost scientific approach. :') Oliver is only 12 pounds, but I swear he can multiply his weight when he really wants to LOL
The advantage of owning a smaller dog is, t they're susceptible to the Law of Gross Tonnage (which is usually used as one of the reasons I drive a truck): When two objects collide at the same speed, the heavier object always wins.

A case study of this: me vs. Quincy (my mom's schnauzer). Quincy likes to steal my spot on the couch. I like my spot on the couch. Quincy is 40 lbs. of bearded stubbornness. I am 160 lbs. of mustachioed stubbornness. I am 4 times his weight and refuse to relocate, and there's nothing he can do about it.

(He doesn't like being moved, but when he steals my seat, it's usually because I got up to get food, and if he isn't nice to me, I don't share, so he's quick to forgive)
Guest
September 20th, 2017
There rule is if you don't want something to happen, don't mention it xD
Falconer
September 19th, 2017
He is a serial offender.

I even had to draw this in an awkward position because he wouldn't move when I came back!
This is so me, I still mourn the loss of the best measuring cup ever (which was technically a thermos cup but it worked!)
Guest
September 19th, 2017
This is too funny
Guest
September 19th, 2017
#priorities
This actually happened several weeks ago and I'm pleased to report we found it!
Falconer
September 17th, 2017
All I know is I saw the reflection of someone stomping around madly in the mirror.

...and also I envy his flexibility.
Guest
September 17th, 2017
How about you guys discipline each other ? That's what helped me once...I don't know what happened over.the holidays...we got a lot of my favourite candy overbroad.....and I list control ...T.T

I need to start again
Never seen again: my good health habits.
@The_Hankerchief: True true. :D
@Luke: They're fun, though!!! Just wish they weren't back-to-back. XD