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Rumplestiltskin

Rumplestiltskin

by H0lyhandgrenade
Chris knows there's something out there better for her. She's young, cute, downtrodden (in her opinion) and orphaned; How can she not be destined for greatness?

When the chance to prove her worth comes along, she can hardly turn it down... Just a pity the only person she gets for company is a mysterious obnoxious masked fellow who just can't seem to leave her alone.

Updates every Tuesday. Please support me on Patreon and help me keep this comic going! http://www.patreon.com/h0lyhandgrenade
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Rumplestiltskin

Chris knows there's something out there better for her. She's young, cute, downtrodden (in her opinion) and orphaned; How can she not be destined for greatness?

When the chance to prove her worth comes along, she can hardly turn it down... Just a pity the only person she gets for company is a mysterious obnoxious masked fellow who just can't seem to leave her alone.

Updates every Tuesday. Please support me on Patreon and help me keep this comic going! http://www.patreon.com/h0lyhandgrenade

Recent Comments

I guess some things are better not said. Can't imagine what's going through Chris or Rumplestiltskin's minds... But their history and character growths and flaws each one acquired on their journey, shall never be forgotten.
It transcends our realm
MK_Wizard
September 11th, 2018
Well... it's too late now.
They do argue like their a couple...

Ha ha ha ha ha...who am I kidding...he took advantage of her and she beat the living daylights of of him.
Seruta
September 11th, 2018
... Sorry, not sorry...?

... c'mon... someone had to say it. >>;
Oly-RRR
September 6th, 2018
I bet Chris the kid would love to hear that but I'm not sure it means anything to Chris where she is now. :c
sup yo
@MissDomaYuset: this comment is absolutely wonderful and i just wanted to let you know
Guest
September 5th, 2018
and now she says "yr so full of sheeet" and he rofl in pain!
MK_Wizard
September 4th, 2018
At this point, he reaction can be anything now.
Just so you guys know, I now have a Discord! The links at the top in the menu. This comic may be nearly finished, but if you'd like to talk about it or anything else, drop on by ^^

Ah'll sithee later.
Guest
September 4th, 2018
School em good!
Do it Chris. Kick the lumpy lemon.
I think maybe it makes sense Rumple didn't understand that kind of stuff. That is human, or er, animal but not magical. My mum once said that if you love someone (a kid, a pet, a partner, anyone) that sentence has no "because" - you can appreciate their qualities but they are not the reason for the love. And that people who go on about how they love their ___ because they can do X and Y and win prizes don't really know love at all.
Yup.

Plus, I am not playing the "she's a product of her environment" card--yuk ptui--but the plot has not afforded Chris any woman mentor to help her find a practical, established role in her world as she finds it. How to keep house and make pies cheerfully is not any easier to figure out by yourself than is how to defend your country from an invading army--either practically or emotionally. "If you loved me enough you would learn to love making pies" is a sentimental oversimplification--being a family mainstay is something you grow into gradually, and there are lots of lessons.

Moreover, it's hard enough to learn to strike a healthy balance between generosity and self-gratification without being misled by media--in this case, by reading medieval romances, which were basically escapism when they weren't wish-fulfillment for armchair social climbers.

That said, any woman (or man) who has a good mentor is extremely lucky, and those who don't and find their way anyway end up being honking strong and good people. End of rant. ;D
@awhorl: Plus, this guy is on the high horse about Chris being all flawed, but what about him? If he was truly good, wouldn't he have gotten her away from the abusive king the first time? And for FREE?
@MK_Wizard: You got it. Do Not Touch.

First off, he's his own person, not Little Me. It's my job to help him develop and keep him away from people who would use him. Second, what the hell? You need something to uh love? Get a cat--they have plenty of personality and are pretty good at defending their sense of self.
Chris seems like she's just done with all of this nonsense. Some have said women are easily swayed by words like his.

Chris says fuck that nonsense, why have you not died yet?
Everything he's saying is incredibly self-serving. He's one of those people who hurts and manipulates people, and then blames it on them.
If I were in Chris' shoes, my feelings wouldn't change. Anyone who touches my kid, digs his own grave.
Ah'll sithee later.
@Brackass: Actually, I was really bothered by that line by Kylo Ren, because it got in the way of what I wanted to write here lol. The wording's not exactly the same or anything but it's similar enough for the potential meaning to be coloured by it. Annoying 8T I decided not to change it in the end though cuzza reasons.