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Damsels Don't Wear Glasses

Damsels Don't Wear Glasses

by RedClause
Life's no cake walk in Persephone, but Lave Faraday has it worse than most. In a city where the undead are part of the night life and supernatural's the norm; Lave is expected to help keep the peace in this impossible city; or do hard jail time for past crimes. But when you have mafia vampires, necromancer frat boys, and zombie booze drinkers prowling the streets, one can't help but feel like a glorified; paranormal janitor. And Laves problems don't exactly improve when she finds herself protecting a young boy from a sinister force; and making enemies in all the right places.


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Damsels Don't Wear Glasses

Life's no cake walk in Persephone, but Lave Faraday has it worse than most. In a city where the undead are part of the night life and supernatural's the norm; Lave is expected to help keep the peace in this impossible city; or do hard jail time for past crimes. But when you have mafia vampires, necromancer frat boys, and zombie booze drinkers prowling the streets, one can't help but feel like a glorified; paranormal janitor. And Laves problems don't exactly improve when she finds herself protecting a young boy from a sinister force; and making enemies in all the right places.


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RedClause
2 days ago
@evilnidhogg: healing factors a bitch.
steelscyther_2008
March 18th, 2019
@evilnidhogg: because that would be like leaving a calling card that says: "Hey. I am an idiot. Come and arrest me." Height, weight, health, age, even gender can be discovered by a professional
evilnidhogg
March 12th, 2019
wait that guy has hooves why bother with a knife when the damage would be worse with hooves.
RedClause
March 12th, 2019
Steps on him.
RedClause
March 12th, 2019
@Carneeval: It's only been like 5 years hahahaha....
RedClause
March 12th, 2019
@evilnidhogg: Coobers got you covered.
RedClause
March 12th, 2019
@summerstorm: I'm glad u like his loser ass XD
summerstorm
March 9th, 2019
I'm almost happy this prick is still alive. I've been ordering what he was up too
Carneeval
March 5th, 2019
I legit said out loud in an excited voice "Oh my god he's back."
evilnidhogg
March 5th, 2019
i have the sudden desire to punch him in his stupid face
RedClause
March 5th, 2019
Did u miss him?
RazorD9
March 4th, 2019
Oh yeah that guy, I can't believe that guy is... *looks back through the archives* ... oh, THAT guy...
RedClause
March 4th, 2019
Huh, this guy.
RazorD9
February 25th, 2019
Crap! It's the interupt-van! A soulless machination program to ruin moments and just being a huge attention whore! "Look at me, I am a red mother fucking van! I ruin your moments and your lawn!"

More seriously, it's never good when any kind of vehicles of any color to bust through gates, unless you are the one driving it and you are driving away from either a giant creature or an explosion or both.
evilnidhogg
February 25th, 2019
surprise van bursts into the stage
WiispNightmare
February 25th, 2019
That moment when some kid on the street spots a car and begins screeching various synonyms for automobiles at the others
RedClause
February 25th, 2019
BOOM?
RedClause
February 25th, 2019
And we're back!
RedClause
February 25th, 2019
@WiispNightmare: the best they can
WiispNightmare
January 28th, 2019
wHAT NO STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING