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Sonic RMX

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Hey guys, remember that game franchise that was great for 4 years, got a bunch of shit spinoffs for another 4, and then took a gigantically massive nosedive trying to imitate Mario into the 3D world?

Me neither.
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Hey guys, remember that game franchise that was great for 4 years, got a bunch of shit spinoffs for another 4, and then took a gigantically massive nosedive trying to imitate Mario into the 3D world?

Me neither.

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@SonicAwesomeGuy: butthurt
hitkid96fan
October 11th, 2013
@SonicAwesomeGuy: Why would you compare the latest Mario Kart game to a further back Diddy Kong Racing? also the games you mentioned... hope you played them.
Spar Elric
July 14th, 2013
@Icnos: I think it stands for "remix" but I'm not 100% sure.
Spar Elric
July 14th, 2013
@SonicAwesomeGuy: Why do you think that Super Paper Mario is garbage?

I love it personally, but I'd like to know what you didn't like specifically about the game. You gave no details.
Drago IV
July 12th, 2013
@SonicAwesomeGuy: tl;dr
SonicAwesomeGuy
July 12th, 2013
@Slyfer: Hate comics never last. They always die. Actually most of Advertisements "comics" just die.

You know. If you even count this "my opinion is factual" hate fest as a comic, then yeah.
ALL Mario games are unique and original? Wow, so what about Mario Kart 7, which DIRECTLY ripped off Diddy Kong Racing? You wanna know why we say Mario rehashes so much? Becuase it's true. Nintendo rehashes. They do it so much more than any other company and experiment so much less. EA and Activision may not try as many new IPs as they used to, but they still put in some effort. Even SEGA on its current diet has tried more new things than Nintendo has (also, SEGA doesn't rehash so much as just port their classics to every system, which is different from dressing up an old game in new clothes and charging $50+ for it)! Nintendo? Besides Wii Sports, Wii Music, and Wii Fit, I can't think of anything new they tried on the Wii. Meanwhile, they released over 30 Mario games for it. Over 5 Mario games each year, which comes down to one every couple months! That's ridiculous. "Oh, but they're spinoffs, so it's okay!" Modern Warfare is a spinoff. Black Ops is a spinoff. Does that mean Activision doesn't release too many of them? They might seem the same to you, but Super Princess Peach, Wario's Wii platformer, Kirby Yarn, DKC, etc. feel the same to someone who doesn't play platformers. In conclusion, Nintendo deserves its reputation as a Mario rehashing machine, and it only has itself to blame for the Wii U's failure. Unlike SEGA, which always tried new things, Nintendo admitted it's too afraid to deviate from the status quo even though that would help the Wii U so much more than another Mario game. You think Halo, Sonic, Call of Duty, etc. started off popular, Nintendo? Your complacency will kill your company, Iwata. You should be fired. And New Super Mario World isn't getting any better. It's a 4 player game with NO ON-FUCKING-LINE in the year 2013, and it's basicly just Super Mario 3D Land with A CAT SUIT!!!! (That Reggie guy even said HIMSELF that the "innovation here is the catsuit), like WTF? You're using your bias against Sonic to say that EVERY Mario game is original, please don't be blinded. Think with an open mind here. Not even that, but the logic of Mario makes no sense. Why the hell does she have the Toads there, (who are supposed to protect her), and they don't do shit but WATCH her get kidnapped.

5. Super Mario Galaxy 2
While fun to play it felt hollow and I disliked the layout
4. Super Mario 64
Overrated because of people nostalgia
3. Mario Kart (all of them)
Repetitive and quickly become only good for occasional play, come make more tracks Nintendo
2. Super Paper Mario
That game was garbage
1. Super Mario 3D land
Level skipping made it too easy, it lacked a hub, the bosses were uninspired and repetitive, it was short, and it all felt like a tech demo.

But yeah, Sonic isn't the most perfect franchise in the world. But Mario? Great? Please. We get it. You hate Sonic. But calling Mario good due to your hate for Sonic is stupid. I thought we stopped comparing Sonic to Mario back in 2002.
Syogren
June 11th, 2013
@Zocky: I was talking to Advertisement, but okay. XD
Zocky
June 11th, 2013
@Syogren: I remember not remembering you.
Syogren
June 10th, 2013
>YAY UPDATE
>Wait it's a filler
>WHO CARES YAY UPDATE

...

Do you remember who I am? It's been so darn long.
Icnos
June 9th, 2013
RMX. What does that stand for?
Slyfer
June 9th, 2013
Please update, it's been a month.
Zocky
June 9th, 2013
You posted this after I bought Sonic CD off PSN. A bit awkward....

Though in my defense, Sonic CD was made before the series went to shit. And it's really fun. Bosses could've been more challenging though. Anyway I got some money for graduation, might get Rayman Origins. Had my eye on it for a while.
Advertisement
June 8th, 2013
I'm not the type of person who posts filler often, but in this case I felt I had to. I just made this real quick to show you guys this comic is still very much alive and updates will resume regularly soon.

The two walking by Sonic are Rayman and Meat Boy. Their respective games are some of the best 2D Platformers I've played in a while. Super Meat Boy is a brilliant little indie title that never feels cheap. Its a 100% fair challenge all the way through and has an awesome soundtrack to boot. Rayman Origins, on the other hand is also pretty good. Although it feels a bit too hold right to win sometimes and has unnecessary shooting sections, it has a great deal a charm, beautiful graphics and you can easily tell alot of effort and passion went into it.

and you should buy them both

now

plus they're both better than fucking sonic
Zocky
May 29th, 2013
@Advertisement: There you go telling me shit again. Bitch, what I just tell you?

But I am glad you're gonna update it eventually.
@Zocky:

SHIT'S COMING GOD DAMNIT.
Zocky
May 26th, 2013
@Advertisement: Instead of telling what's gonna happen in later updates, I'd prefer it if you just updated this. :)

I'm running out of reasons to keep visiting SJ and this comic is one of the few.
@Zocky:

Mario is going to be in this comic. Most of it will just be patronizing him though.
@Wolfry:

Oh boy, the premise in each Sonic game is different but in Mario its mostly the same. That means they are not similar in any regard! Preach my logic!
@Advertisement: Hey wait a second I just realized something. Addie, where the fuck is some shit about Sonic X Elise? Damnit Addie you fucked up already. I TRUSTED YOU.