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Started a job at McDolan's.
I'm a socially awkward, paranoid, anemic goat with limited transportation and minimal training so far.

I see this ending spectacularly.


Recent Comments

January 25th, 2014
And then I was worried about having a contact high for ten minutes after.

ooh oooh that smell
can't you smell that smell
January 24th, 2014
I know folks don't really mean it, but it pushes my buttons when peeps call me darling, hon, dear, shit like that.
Like you don't know me, don't use pet names on me, don't be cute with me. I'm serving you the bare minimum of what resisters as cooked food.
I'm doing my job, pls no
or i will dunk my head in the fryer
January 24th, 2014
I never spoke of this again.

and i expect you all to forget it immediately also.
August 18th, 2013
And thats the story of how I was in a cupboard being bombarded with windex fumes for the first ten minutes of my shift.
I was supposed to work the day before, I just read the schedule wrong.
June 15th, 2013
I still dont trust myself to make dipped cones
June 7th, 2013
omg sweet baby you can do it Q w Q
This happened at least four times.
This will be the format I'll follow. Unless like something cool happens i guess,