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Gamer Cafe

Gamer Cafe

by Daz Keaty
Welcome to the Gamer Cafe. A cafe created by gamers, for gamers.

To the sides we have the gaming booths - tables with their own personal LAN modems for up to 6 players. LAN modems are charged for their use by the hours - Therefore, anyone wishing to use the Booths without charge are welcome to do so.
The center of the establishment is the Cafe itself with free Wifi available.

Gen, Mana and Warren are your regular waiting staff,
and they're waiting to take your orders.

Sincerely,
The Gamer Cafe manager
Derryl.
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Gamer Cafe

Welcome to the Gamer Cafe. A cafe created by gamers, for gamers.

To the sides we have the gaming booths - tables with their own personal LAN modems for up to 6 players. LAN modems are charged for their use by the hours - Therefore, anyone wishing to use the Booths without charge are welcome to do so.
The center of the establishment is the Cafe itself with free Wifi available.

Gen, Mana and Warren are your regular waiting staff,
and they're waiting to take your orders.

Sincerely,
The Gamer Cafe manager
Derryl.

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Yep
This is me sometimes. I feel for her...
It's easier to confront when they don't give you sauce with your 10-piece chicken nuggets. I once ordered 5 10-pieces in the drive thru and got no sauce. We went right back in there and got sauce.
She's like a female version of Subaru from the new anime My Roommate is a Cat. He feels uneasy talking to people as well.
sweety nooo, don't eat the nice warm sweater!
especially not one you were just given...
NekoMemo
March 18th, 2019
Dazzy... you're making me feel. I just wanna hug that little sheepy... ;~;
oh god, that poor girl. :( Daz, I don't know how you do it, but for a split second as I saw the page I was *there* in the rain hearing her say that, my heart breaking, you magnificent bastard of a comicker you.
Awww ;_;
I have not read the novels so I have no idea what they are about... I do like that they made the anime cannon though. That actually made me happy
I feel like when I started playing Devil May Cry as a teenager I've matured, I've grown new interests and hobbies, I've read more books and I'm a much more creative person now, and I have a lot higher expectations for games.

The story in Devil May Cry has not grown up. It's not clever, not funny, not witty, certainly not as cool as everyone once thought it was, and it feels like it was written by a bunch of Japanese businessmen who think they know what this 'COOL' thing is.

After getting through this game... I just feel fucking old. And miserable. >.>

Gameplay's fun.

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Deer god
Getting sick can suck. Hope you get better soon. Also don't push yourself. If you still feel really crappy tomorrow then sleep.
This feels like when your pokemon is confused and there's nothing you can do about it.
So many things wrong with the Micro Transactions in DMC5 that I didn't have the space to cover in the comic:

• 100,00 orbs, in the late game, is practically nothing when there are abilities that are going for 50,000 each.
• You can use Dr Faust to farm them for millions - there are already farming strategies online for it.
• While they have real world value, spending them as Ammo in order to get more is essentially gambling, which is a no-no in the wake of the loot crate controversies we're in.

I don't feel like the Dr Faust weapon and the Micro Transactions were thought up in the same room. Part of me hopes that the developers put it in intentionally to make the micro transactions completely meaningless, but I recon it's mostly just Capcom not venting ideas in the game and it was a silly fuck-up on their part.

The whole thing is just... baffling.

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Love the nurse outfit. Makes the delay worth it.
Daaaay-OH! Me say day, me say day, me say day; Daylight come and me wan' go home!
Daz Keaty
March 13th, 2019
♪ Delaaaaaays. Delaaaaaaaaaaaays. Delay-Delay-Delay~. ♫
V's fighting style... doesn't always work well. You can't control his minions, and it's rather frustrating when something you have minimalistic control over misses attacks because "reasons".

Not big into him.

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