Monstar

by MonstarLongreach
The adventures of Monstar, the anthropomorphic personification of jealousy, Bunnee, his psychotic sidekick and a cast of odd creatures in the rural town of Longreach.
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The adventures of Monstar, the anthropomorphic personification of jealousy, Bunnee, his psychotic sidekick and a cast of odd creatures in the rural town of Longreach.

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Creating a new holiday?
You could combine Cinco De Mayo with Dia De Los Muertos ... and get Sinkhole Dee Muertos!
Wait, what happened to the red eye replacements and electronic piece over his missing horn?
After 10 years and almost 900 episodes (if you count the specials, crossovers, one offs, tricky numbering and page holders) this monstrosity comes to an end of sorts. Thanks for reading it- make sure you go back and see how all the loose ends were resolved in this final storyline.
Worth repeating ...
As the buns sink slowly into the west.
Across the barin' lands ...
Leaving her naked like that is mean, but her end justifies the meanness.
Eddurd
January 29th, 2016
That was a clothes call!
We always knew Flaccid was one hot babe.
Eddurd (Guest)
January 17th, 2016
Grass-ping at straws
Or is Flaccid grass-ping for breath? If you ask her about oxygen, she'll say, "More, I wanna!"
Eddurd (Guest)
November 7th, 2015
Going on a tear
Looks like she's ready for a Bacchanal! Hmm ... DeLorean Bacchanal ... wasn't she married to Humphrey Bogart?
Eddurd
October 24th, 2015
A picture-imperfect childhood
Monsoon seems to be going through some wild mood swings in those photos ... could she be bi-Polaroid?
Eddurd
September 12th, 2015
Whaaat ya wannaaaaa do with this thing Bunnee?
From the day that you're pulled from a wombat
To the day that you're somebody's kill,
You know you've got
To plug the holes in the plot,
Close the loopholes nobody can fill!

It's the circular life!
And it makes no sense;
Though the present's perfect,
Still the past is tense!
With this plot device
That's so convoluted,
It's the circular ...
The circular life!
Eddurd (Guest)
September 5th, 2015
She got gamete
Better feed her well, she's not a woman to be sconed.
Eddurd (Guest)
August 23rd, 2015
Get a womb, you two!
They'd have better luck if they advertised in Womb-mera.
Eddurd
July 31st, 2015
It's a baby babe!
If they're having a baby, it proves that Monstar's not sterile. (In that case, better watch out for blood-"born" infections!)
Attending Sunday Mash --
If you'd added Voltaire's "Land Of The Dead", you could have had a mash-up!

Since Monstar and Monsoon already banged, do they now have bangers and mash?
Eddurd
June 13th, 2015
See the loose ends of the plot
Tied into a Gordian knot -
All the readers saying, "What
A timey-wimey ball you've wrought!"
Eddurd
May 30th, 2015
Who'll stop the brains?
If this were an old B-movie, would he be scaring the B-Jesus out of us?
Eddurd
May 23rd, 2015
All the nudes that's fit to print ...
Bunnee needs to give that woman a piece of his mind!
Who needs a mirror universe?
I always get beard on a Friday night. (No, wait, that's "beered".)
Eddurd
May 2nd, 2015
Get drown & dirty!
So the missing ingredient is thyme, with a dash of bitters?
When I did the original Monsoon storyline, Longreach was cut off by floods. Currently, Longreach is in it's third straight year of drought and hopefully re-visiting this wetter timeline will bring some much needed water to the bush!