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Just a selection of later, short comics in the "gag-a-day" style, featuring Ariane Eldar, known from Steamopunk Gorgon and Bad Moon Soho 69 and Bad Moon 1875.

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If she swallows the cork, she has a second trick up her sleeve. Some guy around her gives her the kiss of life, and then he spits out the cork.
Great suction bet she gives the best BJs but that's a hell of a risk to get the cork caught in her throat.
Next time a guy dos this, she better put them not inside the heel but make them smaller and scotch him to her footsole. lol

Theyll enjoy the smell
@Taltal: Not after the tap dance contest!
What a lucky guy... I would give anything to be there!
i love it!
hahhaha That's excellent!!! I guess she's getting use to this method.
hahahahah that's brilliant. He better be thankful not for having been shrunk smaller..
@SPG: hahahahahaha, but then maybe Ariane would have crushed him anyway.
@Guest: Medusa would have petrified him, and with some minor adjustments, he could have been sold as garden gnome.
@SPG: I believe something he ate was the thing that was unhealthy enough to make him that tiny...

and we all know (including Ariane) that the first thing we want to do when something's pestering you, provided that that very thing's small enough to... well. XD

apparently, from what i have read, medusa didnt like it, but i suppose she would have done the same thing to him if he were annoying her, that, if she finds a way to make it at least a little less messy...
@TyYrus: Yes, making jokes about Ariane's height isn't healthy.
I was bout' to find him lucky... that until i read the comments and understood what remained of him...
@Isambard Dobig: good, i will check it out!
@polus: There's an agecheck on the TOBT comic.
@Ariane: i shall... is it related to this pic or not necessarily? if your willing to upload it there, make sure to put a +18 filter over it so you stay safe lol
@polus: Rightie-right! After his mean words everything went to fast to even think for all of us...Pfffft, spank me! If you like to see some more tomato gore, check out my upcoming stageplay in the Theater of the Bloody Tongue!
oh my god hahahahahaha...
did he even try to fight back? i guess the bottom of your shoe was the last thing he touched...
@polus: Pffffffffffft! There is no evidence left!
Hmmm, the cute doggie of the neighbour seems a little sick...
@SPG: and ariane jailed lol

but hey lets pretend its rotten tomatoes...