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combine no logic with nothing else
no with milk
combine it with milk

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okay so I should be making actual new ones now
oh god I'm peeing myself I'm so terrified.
somebody else draw this, I don't have taste. I had a 7 year phase where I drank nothing but generic store chocolate milk. I had 7 years to make my own recipe and it never occurred to me. I'm so fucked.
you think i have explanation, you wrong
really though, i'm done.
i only give explanations for the ones that don't need one, ok. it is what it isn't.
you kill struggling american family, you have to walk to the office
you blow up pizza store, you late for super school

you kill customer with poor taste, your arms turn into floating brontosaurus
whatever i wouldn't eat that shit
suddenly I'm glad that shitty pizza shack exploded. I WANTED SPINACH ON THAT PIE MOTHERFUCKER.

THOSE AREN'T ANCHOVIES, THEY'RE YOUR DAUGHTER'S GOLDFISHES.
my first job was at domino's
and I was born in a cedar cabin in western appalachia
baby your eyes light up my world
if your romantic evening turned into a minor plotline in 1 of the 54 animorph's volumes, you'd run too.
she's never seen the ending.
maybe she dreams the beginning of the movie with perfect accuracy but then explores infinite storylines in her sleep.

so really, she's seen THE ENTIRE MOVIE. EVERY POSSIBLE VARIATION.
Here's some poundcake.
tell your mother to call more often, you know how I worry
collaborative comicing
Quick think of synonyms for "otherworldy" - unearthly doesn't count.