My Evil Plan to Save the World

Either you die a villain or live long enough to accidentally become the hero
(Rated pg-13)
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And then he died
@PDoogan: ...

(also darnit it should be a wormhole >w<)
March 20th, 2017
...errrrr...interesting theory, but that's not a wormhole down there. It's just a pit full of toxic waste. If you fall in, the only place you'll be transported to is heaven.
March 20th, 2017
Yes child
Bulldoze them
And accidentally knock yourself off of the edge and through a wormhole
Where he will wake up and find that everything has been reversed and there's an alternate Lefty ruling the world
And he has to try to convince AU Lefty that he's not the same guy from this universe
But he's not good at that so it fails
And he gets stuck in a prison cell thing and gets rescued by OH LOOK HIMSELF WHAT A COINCIDENCE
but "this" him is a goody-two-shoes hero who monologues nonstop
And original Haxor has to put up with him and ends up sacrificing his other self to get on this Lefty's good side (hero Haxor gets stuck in a giant vat of strawberry jelly. He's in a jam)
And Lefty teleports him back to his original dimension
Where everything is now REALLY messed up

or something
March 17th, 2017
beware the weird things
they're worse than scary things because you have no clue how to deal with them :3
March 16th, 2017
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh I spy a place that the light doesn't touuuch... :3c
March 15th, 2017
@Maverick_Mentation: Actually their disappearance is more of an effect then a cause for more paradoxes. The Doctor said that if he never became evil, none of this would exist. So the damage has already been done.

(Granted, Bubbles technically didn't stop existing. But she did end up in an alternate timeline where she and the doctor never met.
Good idea, stop the first paradox with MORE PARADOXES! But the fact they are disappearing mean that they are having a substantial effect on the timeline.
THIS IS YOUR DESTINY-*pineapple'd*
March 6th, 2017
From this point on, he is now Dr. Maxor in my heart.
No, we're derping. Please Lefty. You should know this.
February 28th, 2017
Now that is totally (not) evil

We shall all have Jello as a 200-page celebration *pineapple jello'd*
February 27th, 2017
I think there's a typo in the far right panel in the second row.
"you made a bunch (of) jello?"
February 27th, 2017
Happy 200 pages!
February 24th, 2017
@PDoogan: I think what I was trying to get at (and got lost along the way) was that since young Haxor's death will result in the end of adult Haxor's existence, what are the consequences of young Haxor disappearing from his past and never returning?

I'm gonna go with your A) explanation, because if the timeline allows people to change it, there are a whole bunch of other allowances it would have to make in order to sustain them throughout the proccess. When it comes down to it, it's the deliberation of time travel that bothers me; like, how does the timeline not already know what you're going to do? Wouldn't all the changes you make already be implemented? But I guess that makes for a boring story
I agree with the C) theory. Time travel is weird...but also a lot of fun, as long as you don't overthink it, as I have. Do not tread down the dark path that I have trodden!
February 24th, 2017
@Ultima527: ...
I must have read this comment 4 or 5 times, and I think my brain might have short circuited at one point...
I'm no quantum physics expert, but IF I understand what you said (and that's a big "if") there are 3 possible explanations:

A. Once younger Hax reaches the current age of his adult counterpart, the older one might either disappear or change age as the timeline wraps around itself in order to continue the aging process in a straight line. (We never actually get that point in the story, though)

B. The theory stated above, except it ends with a world ending time paradox instead.

C. I don't know, time travel is weird.
February 24th, 2017
Hold on, if young Haxor stays in the present, wouldn't that mean he would grow up in the future, thus transporting adult Haxor to the future and causing him to have experienced a different life?

Logically, then, young Haxor doesn't stay in the present; if he and adult Haxor are still interacting with each other, than that must mean that young Haxor will return to his time and grow up to be the adult Haxor we see now.

........this is why I think people need to be less critical of things that involve time travel; because time travel doesn't actually make any sense.
February 24th, 2017
Pegasus have a sparkly aura?

February 24th, 2017
Sappy goo with Halibo
According to the laws of candy bars in this comic, those gummy trout probably taste like real, uncooked fish, and smell like them too! Or maybe its just the barrel of caviar in the corner.