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The Whatever Chronicles

The Whatever Chronicles

by FourStringFingerSting
The greatest adventure of a 12-year-old boy ever told.

The Whatever Chronicles follows the tale of an unlikely young man as he's suddenly thrust into the role of the Chosen Hero, after waking from a dream and being stuck with the task of saving the world from total annihilation by the hands of a great Celestial Evil that once threatened it long ago. Being the free-spirit he is, the Hero willingly accepts out of a lack of anything better to do.

Along the way, Hero will meet many friends who will help him bear the heavy consequence of the Chosen Hero's quest, as well as many foes who would stop him at all costs from preventing the return of the great evil that once plagued the land.

This comic contains heavy doses of turtles, psychotic moms, chocolate, explosions, sea monsters, heroism, wildebeests, and beef jerky.

CAUTION: The Whatever Chronicles features some minor adult language that may not be suitable for little kids or big babies. If you don't like that kind of thing, you'd best be high tailing it back the way you came, pard'ner.
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The Whatever Chronicles

The greatest adventure of a 12-year-old boy ever told.

The Whatever Chronicles follows the tale of an unlikely young man as he's suddenly thrust into the role of the Chosen Hero, after waking from a dream and being stuck with the task of saving the world from total annihilation by the hands of a great Celestial Evil that once threatened it long ago. Being the free-spirit he is, the Hero willingly accepts out of a lack of anything better to do.

Along the way, Hero will meet many friends who will help him bear the heavy consequence of the Chosen Hero's quest, as well as many foes who would stop him at all costs from preventing the return of the great evil that once plagued the land.

This comic contains heavy doses of turtles, psychotic moms, chocolate, explosions, sea monsters, heroism, wildebeests, and beef jerky.

CAUTION: The Whatever Chronicles features some minor adult language that may not be suitable for little kids or big babies. If you don't like that kind of thing, you'd best be high tailing it back the way you came, pard'ner.

Recent Comments

WiispNightmare
September 12th, 2017
Herman would dominate something like that though
FourStringFingerSting
September 2nd, 2017
In which Hero seeks out the few options he has.
FourStringFingerSting
September 2nd, 2017
In which Hero thinks good.
FourStringFingerSting
September 2nd, 2017
In which everything gets personal.
FourStringFingerSting
September 1st, 2017
In which Hero goes full momma bear mode.
FourStringFingerSting
September 1st, 2017
In which Douche Knight's silence is not questioned, but appreciated.
WiispNightmare
August 28th, 2017
In which "Gulp-eth" becomes another one of my inside-joke-references
WiispNightmare
August 12th, 2017
Last time she steals from dweebs again
evilnidhogg
August 7th, 2017
now the thief must contend with the douche-knight there is no greater punishment
*cheers noisily to cover her stealing the pixelated torches*
In which Jeffrey is not impressed.
In which CK strikes lucky.
In which Whisper and Herman become instant besties.
In which Douche Knight introduces himself to Herman, with questionable success.
In which "Swooning Maidens 101" was money better spent elsewhere.
In which Douche Knight has a way with words.
In which our thief is greeted with some less-than-desirable company.
In which our thief receives an unexpected surprise.
The Whatever Chronicles turned 3 years old today! Here's to another year of adventuring and taking things from weird old men!
WiispNightmare
July 28th, 2017
Tooootally charging himself up for fabulous hero activities
yep
totally