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Archived pages related to Cop Story. In case you you want to see them. For some reason.

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@GrannySmith: Asking never hurts! :) But I wrote this back in 2012 so by now I honestly have no idea (the ways I spell out Kevin's speech changed more than once since then). I'll get back to you if I figure this one out! <:D
I apologize for being dense re panel 4, since it's usually not difficult to understand what Kevin is saying, but could you clarify what he means by "Greephs"? (I'd rather ask than misunderstand...) Thank you!
Oly-RRR
February 18th, 2019
@Lutztoons: This is... very much not what Gerry had in mind. XD

My only explanation for the prevalence of dick themes in graffiti is that artists look down into their pants and want to share the joy of that discovery with the world. :3
Oly-RRR
February 18th, 2019
@Lutztoons: Not in a good place indeed. It's also like the first time he got to Actually Talk about it all to someone without them shushing him. On the downside, that someone is not shushing him only out of fear. >_>

HERE'S A LESSON ABOUT NOT BRINGING STRANGE MEN TO YOUR HOME
Oly-RRR
February 18th, 2019
@Lutztoons: Ahaha, yeah, this bit was drawn before the posh story but they cross-reference like that. XD Young Chance definitely had more than one job option if only he wanted to take those.
Oly-RRR
February 18th, 2019
@Lutztoons: Yeah, exactly. There's that saying "Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle" but it's hard for me not to think that some people have noticeably bigger battles to fight than others.
Oly-RRR
February 18th, 2019
@Lutztoons: That's council housing for ya. <:D Or just... living spaces of people who are too troubled to make their homes cosy, and then it's a cycle of being sad and tired and coming to a place that makes you feel more sad and tired because nothing gets done because you're too sad and tired (and often broke as well). I have mixed feelings about towerblocks, they are great as settings but often not very fun to live in.
Oly-RRR
February 18th, 2019
@Lutztoons: "Numpty" is definitely a very British insult, it's not meant to be very mean. X)

And yeah, Chance acts like a jerk a lot but occasionally he remembers that he's 1) not the only troubled one out there 2) still a cop (of sorts).
Oly-RRR
February 18th, 2019
@Lutztoons: Gerry is the poster child of single parent troubles. :C

And naaah, eggs are way too healthy a meal for that household (that will be explained at some point but is kind of hinted at on these pages). XP
Oly-RRR
February 18th, 2019
@Lutztoons: Thank you!! I'm still on the fence about whether I want to eventually put these pages on the "main" site or not (this place is mostly an archive now). But I was looking at them and figured they better be up SOMEWHERE. They are in that middle ground where I'd tweak some script AND art but the overall story is still relevant.

And yeah, Chance as we know him for the most of the story is a mess. :c
Lutztoons
February 18th, 2019
OMG HAAAAHAH Chance's ridiculous grin in panels 2, 4, and 6. I'm dead. Bury me.

I love how he whisks them off to the police station on a special field trip and Gerry doesn't even have time to say anything.

Look at all that awesome elevator graffiti. AND OF COURSE there's cartoon dicks. WHY IS THAT A CONSTANT THEME IN GRAFFITI HAHAHAHAHAH
Lutztoons
February 18th, 2019
Use your inside voice, Chauncey! He's not in a good place, is he?

Just now noticed the red shadow of his missing arm in Panel 1.
Lutztoons
February 18th, 2019
Hahahahaah, young, zit-faced Chauncey is the best thing. (*Nutter voice* POOOOOOOOOOSH)

Oh my God, I'm dying at Gerry's uncomfortable smile in panel 4.
Lutztoons
February 17th, 2019
>:0 CHAUNCEY, WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

I like how you did the "ghosts" of the people who talk smack about the characters behind their backs. You can make assumptions about people all day, but there's no way of knowing what's inside someone else.
Lutztoons
February 17th, 2019
I'm really digging the way you drew the exterior of the tower blocks in Panel 1. And there's a lot to look at, too. Their place needs a lot of maintenance, from the peeling wallpaper, to the chipped chandelier, to the broken light switch coming out of the wall. I feel like I'm IN that room.
Lutztoons
February 17th, 2019
That 'hood panel looks great!

I like how Chance snapped a little bit, then immediately felt bad and invited himself over to Gerry's place.

"Numpty" is such a funny insult, I don't think I've ever heard it in my life.
Lutztoons
February 17th, 2019
OMG CHANCE LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOIMG*

Look on the bright side, Gerry...at least you didn't have a carton of eggs.

Poor Gerry always looks so tired.

*this typo struck me as funny, so it stayed
Lutztoons
February 17th, 2019
CELEBRATION
OMG YAY MORE PAGES!!!!!!!!!1

Even though these are old, I love these. Look at that giant, horrible stack of papers, my eyes are unfocusing just looking at it. I also really like the way you drew the bent, wide-angle perspective in the 7th panel. It mirrors how disoriented Chance must feel.
Oly-RRR
February 17th, 2019
In which Wayland is concerned.
Oly-RRR
February 17th, 2019
Old intermission. Good old woods, good old Barkers.