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InvisibleBox
November 16th, 2010
Shirt
Can I put this on a shirt and parade it around, bragging about it the entire time?
WootNinja!
November 16th, 2010
HOORAY! NEW COMIC! ALL THESE YEARS OF WAITING HAVE NOT BEEN WASTED.
RazorD9
November 15th, 2010
Yeah, never bothered to unfav this, though mainly because this is a great comic and if ever I go through my old faved stuff, I could reread the archives.

Welcome back from the grave.
Phenoix12
November 14th, 2010
Hazaa!
2021
November 14th, 2010
Why do all the funny comics die? D:
The Kerrek
November 14th, 2010
IT LIVES!
FatHobbit
November 14th, 2010
loolololloloololloollolololo
you're alive?
Woah I actually forgot about this comic, to be honest. But now I do remember, and it's STILL funny
Shard
November 13th, 2010
I think you have those images reversed. That seems like the right thing to do when it comes to laser eye surgery.
Scags
November 13th, 2010
Sup
HAPPY THREE YEAR NO UPDATE ANNIVERSARY TO HTUM!!

Celebrating our long run back in aught-seven when, over the course of six months, we* posted a record (personal) 17 comics! That's... almost 3 comics a month! Almost!

General opinion seemed to indicate that these comics were somewhat amusing, and, for the most part, did not "suck". To commemorate the last day that one of these comics was posted we are going to post one more comic. Just one. Well maybe more if we feel like it. We'll see.

Also as a special thank you to anyone who stayed a fan of the comic** for three years with no updates I would like to put forth the following message:
Thanks I guess? You are probably a cool person but maybe not, I really wouldn't know.

Now, since this comment is way too long, I will leave you for another three years, at which point I will post 2172 comics at the same time to bring the average post rate to one comic a day.

That is all.

* = Majestic Plural, all HtUM comics were created by just one King
** = never bothered to clear out their favorites list
wait....your not suppose to grab someones crotch as a greeting?!?! O.O...i need therapy!
xx3OH3xx
November 8th, 2009
XD lmao funny
xx3OH3xx
November 8th, 2009
XD lmaoooooooooooo I couldnt stop laughing for hours
man....thats actually not a bad idea to do XD
I don't believe it!

Scags, you have to be a comic master, you only have 17 comics, and yet you have 670 FANS! Including me! ^_^
I'm in tears laughing at all of these comments! They are funnier than this comic, and that's saying a lot, because the comic's funny to start with! XD
OneWitheTech
July 17th, 2009
lol mreheeheheehe kkill kiiiilll
kewl
LOL hilarious