Pumpkin-Shaped Heart

Pumpkin-Shaped Heart

by HABE
For lovers of Halloween, or anyone whose holiday spirits could use a little booost...

Here lies a collection of candy-corny jokes and monsterous bon mots stitched together by a host of friendly artists to keep your pumpkin grinning all month long. You'll chuckle, you'll groan, you'll say "thanks for not giving me raisons!"

The porch light stays on all through October, so come back every day for a new treat.
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Pumpkin-Shaped Heart

For lovers of Halloween, or anyone whose holiday spirits could use a little booost...

Here lies a collection of candy-corny jokes and monsterous bon mots stitched together by a host of friendly artists to keep your pumpkin grinning all month long. You'll chuckle, you'll groan, you'll say "thanks for not giving me raisons!"

The porch light stays on all through October, so come back every day for a new treat.

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HABE
November 18th, 2016
@Pineapple Orgy: Aw, thanks. Not many people on SmackJeeves seem to share your Halloween spirit. Maybe next year I can push harder to organize some Webcomic trick-or-treating.
BABI COME BACK
OMG IVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER please come back to us Q-Q *sob sob*
Dang
Googledrive broke the sound effects by forbidding javascript hotlinking. I'll have to find a new way to do that.
HABE
October 19th, 2015
Thanks for coming back! This is the only update though. It didn't seem worth the effort to add more. (I know I'll regret that as Halloween gets closer.) I really appreciate the appreciation :)
It's back! <3
HABE
October 19th, 2015
Locks of Lust
Q. What has 4 eyes, 4 mouths, and 2 noses?
A. Yokai in Love

Frisky Futakuchi Onna by Shiroiroom.

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HABE
October 13th, 2015
What a great memory! I've never seen a fortune teller (unless the mechanical one at Disneyland counts).
My Scariest Moment
Mine would definitely be the night I was at cub scouts with my family and younger brother. We had a sleep over at the Methodist Church they always had the meetings at. Anyway, all the young cub scouts wanted to play hide and seek, and even though I was like 4 years older than all off them, I still wanted to play. So I hid in the storage room where they kept all the tables and chairs. It felt like 30 minutes that I was in there. I was standing by the door when I heard a scraping sound. AND I FREAKIN KID YOU NOT!! A freaking cloth fell from one of the chair and freakin hair was sticking out of it. It started not crawling, but more like sliding towards me and I was so scared I couldn't move. Then all of a sudden my friend Jay pulled me out of the room saying "(alias) Chelle, they said you have to stay in the first hallway or the dinning room." I couldn't even speak, I was so freaking scared. I was stuttering like no tomorrow. When I could finally talk, I told Jay and he's "yeah, yeah." I then told my parents and my dad was superstitious so he told me to be quiet before I really do attract demons. My mom was overly superstitious and got me blessed, printed out prayers, and went to see a fortune teller. That just freaked my little 12 yr-old mind out even more. You can trust that I never went to that church ever again.
My Scariest Moment
Um....Mine would probably be the basement as well. T_T

And we live in an apartment complex too, so EVERY apartment is connected to the basement (plus there's like 5 extra 'rooms' down there as well). I'm just afraid of one of our neighbors coming down there with an axe/knife, or I might stumble into one of the rooms and get crushed by falling planks.
D'aw~
I really like this style, so elongated and creepy! Perfect for October! <3
Death Mints
Available at a fine funeral parlor near you.

Artistic smooches by Kayla Richmond

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A Grand Finale 2014
And with that we snuff out Jack, turn off the porch light, and bid adieu to Halloween for another year.

I hope you found something that made you grin, guffaw, scandalously chortle or even titter (if you're old enough for that sort of thing). Thanks for coming to my party, and Happy New Year to all you witches.

Enchanting artwork by Snail

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3-page update - The Countdown Continues Again
Any apples in the room might want to close their eyes until you click to the next page.

Bracing illustration by Nicole McEvoy aka leafette

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3-page update - The Countdown Continues
Pig-o'-lantern by Nicole McEvoy aka leafette

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3-page update - Let the Countdown Begin!
Would Halloween by any other name still be as sweet? Let's find out.

Trunk or Treat is a more recent mutation that I've heard about but never experienced. Has anyone out there gone trunk-or-treating and survived? If so, please give us the gory details.

Trunk or Treat! devilishly illustrated by Emily Hinkson

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HABE
October 25th, 2014
Food for Thought
Lady fingers (and all their other parts) cooked up by ayameshiroi

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Find the ghost hidden in the picture!
Okay, that was an easy one. But just wait till next time.

Wild Orchard Mansion by Helsa Amadi
Kiara's ghost by ANZU
HABE
October 25th, 2014
October Traditions: The Festival of Skulls
Art and text and sugar skulls by Snail:

"The Mexican tradition in this time of year involves closely knit families assembling a ritual altar with offerings for loved ones who have passed on.

"The town I grew up in is where artist Jose Posada created the iconic Catrina, which is a source of communal pride. Every year there is an elaborate cultural fair throughout October called 'Festival de Calaveras,' and two city plazas fill up with lights and flowers, traditional food, countless art showcases and performances in celebration of death.

"The entire festival can be seen as an altar on a larger scale, not only to mourn for those we knew intimately, but to acknowledge victims of slaughter, war, and pandemics through history. It's a time for everything that encompasses loss among the living; mourning, protest, acceptance and carefree celebration that everything in this world is temporary. It's fun for kids too lol!"

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HABE
October 23rd, 2014
@sakohju: Thank you for very generously calling it a joke :D
sakohju
October 22nd, 2014
I am strangely thrilled to have found a Lizzy Borden joke. XD