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Eagle Ordinary

The story of ordinary guardsmen and the extraordinary things that try to kill them.

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@JustADude: Thyroid surgery? A friend of mine had half her thyroid taken out and it looks strikingly similar.

Of course, this being the Grim Darkness of the Far Future (in which there is Only War), I doubt the explanation will be that prosaic, if there is one. :P
Bobcat (Guest)
September 14th, 2017
@Metal C0Mmander: XD Jesus wept, I hadn't even considered that!!
September 6th, 2017
@JustADude: I don't know if it's ever been pointed out, but I've always assumed it's a hanging scar. He got hung but didn't die, or did and was revived. I could be a knife slash, too, now that you mention it!
Wait, what is up with keegans neck? it looks like a scar from getting it slit.
According to Commissariat manual, Junior Commissars and Commissars aren't allowed to carry Chainswords. So suck it up. Ave Deus-Imperator!
Bold or stupid?
Usually Guardsmen a little more... timid around the Commissariat. Even if they're juniors and such. That Guardsman has some testicular fortitude. Or a heaping amount of dumb.
August 22nd, 2017
This is what you get when you have a disciple of the Commander Chenkov style of leadership butting heads against a follower of Cain's flavor of command.
@NikitaCougar: "life is the Emperors currency" to kill needlessly is tantamount to stealing from the Emperor himself.
August 19th, 2017
@Kammon: If a unit has succumbed to the dark whispers that lead him to betray his brothers in arms and thereby He on Terrace to whom he swore pledges and oaths of loyalty, then an execution by bolt pistol is indeed a failure.

Because while death may absolve a man of his crimes, what punishment can be enough for the man who commits the sin of turning his back the Imperium and Him on the Golden Throne who suffered so much for us.

I mean he still suffers despite the lack of worthiness too often found creeping in among us. But he suffered before us too.
@melgar: bet he'd respect the chain if there were some Astartes there
August 17th, 2017
@Kaliphon: I've removed your comments as per what I stated above, and I welcome you to contact me at if you'd like to discuss further. Trying to keep comments 40k related.
i love the fact he give there lunch to the kid a very good guy and hero of the poeple a exemple.
@Dave: As long as you also keep away the anti-fa and BLM and the other counter rioters and racists you should be fine. Shut down the politics in general.
@Kammon: with an attitude like that im not sure the major is that big of an asset, officer should not need to be told to respect the chain of command
The THREAT of summary execution is the greatest weapon in the Commissar's arsenal. If a commissar actually has to follow through, then he's already failed to use the threat effectively and is now wasting a munitorium asset to re-emphasize the point.
@peachpunk: You're the boss.

Heh. I just realised something. Our escapism is actually the 40k universe. That's a fucked up thought if I ever heard one.
@ChosenChaos: fair point, the Commissar is simply too Noble to spill imperium blood
August 15th, 2017
Hey Angel, Metal Commander, I've removed your posts for the reasons mentioned above. I'm totally taking responsibility for starting it considering I mentioned the protest, but as I mentioned just above, I don't want this to turn into a place of heated debate. Not that I agree or disagree with you.

As always, you're free to contact me at
@NikitaCougar: Does he really hate blood, or is he emulating his hero, Commissar Ciaphas Cain (HERO OF THE IMPERIUM) by not getting BLAM-y unless he really has to?
"Or what?"

*Bolt pistol*

Badass. =D

Facing down Nazis: Also badass. I've done it before, and they tend to make it very not fun. Stay safe out there.