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Theater of the Bloody Tongue

Theater of the Bloody Tongue

by Isambard Dobig
A tongue-in-cheek mixture of NSFW grand-guignot-stories and SFW crossovers/parodies of other webcomics. Ariane Eldar, beloved doomwitch known from Bad Moon Soho, Steampunk Gorgon and Ariane Eldar Private, is the new undergroundstar of the Theater Of The Bloody Tongue, recreating the classic Grand Guignot. During the theater's tour through underground theaters, the Faceless God appears and forces Ariane to some tasks involving interdimensional travels.

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By-fWjgoXE0

Paperbacks:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1520222920/
(protodoomguide)
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1520209673/
(Great Vinyl Cover Romance, paperback)
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1520969783/
(Blood, Sweat & Snow, paperback)
www.amazon.com/dp/1973391953/
(The Rock Opera)

Merchandize:
https://www.zazzle.com/steampunkgorgon
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Theater of the Bloody Tongue

A tongue-in-cheek mixture of NSFW grand-guignot-stories and SFW crossovers/parodies of other webcomics. Ariane Eldar, beloved doomwitch known from Bad Moon Soho, Steampunk Gorgon and Ariane Eldar Private, is the new undergroundstar of the Theater Of The Bloody Tongue, recreating the classic Grand Guignot. During the theater's tour through underground theaters, the Faceless God appears and forces Ariane to some tasks involving interdimensional travels.

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By-fWjgoXE0

Paperbacks:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1520222920/
(protodoomguide)
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1520209673/
(Great Vinyl Cover Romance, paperback)
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1520969783/
(Blood, Sweat & Snow, paperback)
www.amazon.com/dp/1973391953/
(The Rock Opera)

Merchandize:
https://www.zazzle.com/steampunkgorgon

Recent Comments

Guest
May 12th, 2019
@Kyoni: The show will go on!
Ah ha! Excellent retorts!
The beginning of the sketch is based on Hal Roach classic version he used for the famous silent movie and it's later talkie remake. But we'll have a different twist.
SPG (Guest)
April 16th, 2019
Keith Moon changed the original lyrics a little, as we may have expected.

The original is of course (apologies to you all who know them anyway):
[Chorus]
Doctor Jimmy and Mister Jim
When I'm pilled you don't notice him
He only comes out when I drink my gin
Guest
March 27th, 2019
@T. Tom Meshingear: Ariane was on speed to break the barriers of mind as she wrote this, but fast Eddy is limited to his heavy old harley, breaking Pink Floyd's wall.
Exceed terminal veocity! Break all barriers!
SPG (Guest)
March 9th, 2019
@Jamie59: Well, the show has just started...
Jamie59
March 9th, 2019
The audience would love it even more if she forgot to put on a couple of things.
Other contestants of the 2019 VDSD


>Valentine's Day Sex Drive 2019</h2>

Stilldown - Theater Of The Bloody Tongue | Matt Burns - Skorgul Tales | Joseph O. Possum - Jack Legend | utzsar - Rocks | Inky - Ink Dolls | Amy Letts - Epic Fail | Sheryl Schopfer - Deer Me | Lou Graziani - Cy-Boar | Barry Linck - Phineus | Barry Linck - Phineus: Teen Wizard | Barry Linck - Phineus: Magician for Hire | hpkomic - RGBots | hpkomic - Cosmic Dash | Julie Devin - Monster Soup | J.E. Draft - The Challenges of Zona | Jaycee Knight - Bloomin' Faeries | Peter Anckorn - By The Book | Jeremy Begin - After the Dream | The Blood Teller - Alvery Nerveaux's Secret Case Files | Microraptor - Cryptida | Lirvilas - Bleach Blonde Valkyries of the Fourth Reich | Ebenezer Splooge - SFW Hentai | Ebenezer Splooge - Nine Tails of Titsune | Ebenezer Splooge - Mammazon | rulerbrain - Selling Smiles | Caley Tibbittz Collopy - SwordCat Knights | Andrew Hunter - Delve | Mark Egan - Bata Neart | Mark Egan - Back Office | Alli Perry - My Hero! | jeromatic - Planet Squad | jeromatic - Bunny Wiggins | Arne Cooper - The Androssian Prophecy | Marshall Reeves - Yesterday Bound | Sean Harrington - Spying With Lana | John Harrington - The Savage Sword of Sharona | Dizzaster Juice - WhiteOut | Dizzaster Juice - Offworld: The Crease | Zach Vanzile - West Tree Academy of Heroes | Ben Bourbon - Devilbear: The Grimoires of Bearalzebub | MonicaNG - MoonSlayer | yellowgerbil - Zoe the Vampire | Nick Greaves - The Great Isle of Prentil | Jacob Jones - Ayuri | Scott T. Hicken - Exiern: Dark Reflections | Scott T. Hicken - Exiern | Stef Marcinkowski - Sarah Zero
spg (Guest)
January 19th, 2019
@Brother Parvus: Nyarlathotep is the facelessgod that appeares in the comic...
New England Gothics (and associates
"Shoggoth-poo" is cute; other characters could extend the references to include "Nyarlathotep's nuts" and some of the other beings from the Derleth/Bloch/Lovecraft/Dunsany/Howard/Carter/Yeats crowd. I'm partial to the Nyarlathotep
SPG (Guest)
January 12th, 2019
I fear she'll take the latter.
I don't often say this, but I really feel sorry for Ariane here. I think she needs a hug.

Or, you know, some pills or something. :)
Isambard Dobig
December 12th, 2018
@Brother Parvus: Looks a bit like the Volkswagen T2 (the model before the vanagon) from far, but it is a "Harburger" van, built by Hanomag and by Mercedes later (in license).
Isambard Dobig
December 12th, 2018
@Brother Parvus: Dave Allen is great. Sadly he is almost forgotten because many of his sketches are banned from television today because they are considered to be politically incorrect.
Vanagon panel van in the background? Nice.
I truly appreciate the Dave Allen poster on the alleyway wall; our PBS feed has provided many a chuckle with the airing of "...At Large", especially the confessional blackouts.
Guest
July 25th, 2018
Test your rock knowledge and play Ariane's strip quiz:
https://ritchierat.itch.io/ariane-eldars-rock-strip-quiz-1
SPG (Guest)
February 20th, 2018
Drawing live here: See our artist drawing here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hccBPXPLGgQ&feature=youtu.be
SPG (Guest)
February 20th, 2018
See our artist drawing here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hccBPXPLGgQ&feature=youtu.be