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bum comics

oops i accidentally made a comic


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It has been almost one year since I last injected fresh bum comics into my bloodstream, and I am in need of another dose.
I try to be a good friend by not getting in the way when my friends set dolphins on fire.
My only friend is as bad as Jackass Jerry, so that's actually pretty reasonable.
January 1st, 2019
@SushiGummy: Just slap the last panel on a bottle and call it the offical bum comics shampoo & conditioner, done. :)
Damn you 3DS, for not being able to show hover text!
It's the perfect cover.
@SushiGummy: He wouldn't need it for a mime.
Mimes die if you pretend to shoot them, why waste an actual bullet?
I only use my gun for worthwhile purposes, like shooting trick-or-treaters.
And Christmas carolers.
And door-to-door salesmen, of course.
Oh, and unicorns.
Aaaand... I think that's it.
Why is this a problem?
They already have dogs on set, how else are they meant to get food?
Oh, Crap!
I know who that detective is!
It's- It's-

It's Jackass Jer-*GACK!*

No wait, how could I be so stupid? That detective obviously is not Jackass Jer-asdfghjkl

Stupid Jackass Jerry, killing and then trying to impersonate me. You could at least wait till I'm finished! Jerk.
Y'know, I can't help but think that first part is aimed at me...
Origins of jackass jerry?...
'jackass jerry begins'?
Can someone translate this dad speak into English?
“You’re such a damn disappointment.”
After enough ice cream he can't legally use that propeller hat.
October 15th, 2018
HAH love it
October 12th, 2018
is the crust stuffed though?
The only real problem with butt pizza is everything.
If you're not worthy of a library card, you will disintegrate the moment you touch it.
Unfortunately, in real life, there is no such thing as a dad translator. Instead, you have to just guess what your dad is trying to say.
The murderer appears to have used a horseshoe-shaped weapon, but nothing of that description could be found anywhere in the glue factory.
Detective Tarson Bum Comics crossover?
September 29th, 2018
I was planning to have dramatic music playing in the last panel but then I remembered this is a comic.