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Merceneiress

Merceneiress

by Merceneiress
A tale of deceit, greed, love, and vengeance that includes all kinds of fun sci-fi mayhem such as soul transplantation, randy AIs, zombified soldiers, time travel, dragons, cage fights, sword fights, gun fights, and other forms of ass-kicking.
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Merceneiress

A tale of deceit, greed, love, and vengeance that includes all kinds of fun sci-fi mayhem such as soul transplantation, randy AIs, zombified soldiers, time travel, dragons, cage fights, sword fights, gun fights, and other forms of ass-kicking.

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Oooo, are they going to send Dabs through first?
Just happy Dabs is okay, as long as she remembers to keep her hat on!!
@Merceneiress: oh good im not imagining the new panel..
Updated the page with one more panel at end of page (in preparation for next)...
Mirby is ready...Slorn MFWIC terminated in 3 - 2 - 1 .....
@ems: hee hee - let's just say you have an excellent point...

@Guesticus: For someone like Etrusillion who "knows everything," might as well let him know it all...

@E Hines: All of you guys have excellent points...
There's still the mental shape-shifter that Beau clanked. Be interesting to see what she can do with the Slorn MFWIC when she comes to.
Eric Hines
Is it still a trap if you know about it? o_O
Okay, so, they know it's a trap, butt, does Etrusseduplikeaturkey know that they know it's a trap?

One thing they have to their advantage: Mirby, even if Etrussedup knows about her, there isn't much he can do, if he is on his own
Etrusillion is clearly not the only character who likes long monologues. There could be some serious filibustering up ahead.
@Merceneiress: one of the reindeer who couldn't pull his fat arse through the air? o_O
@Guesticus: Only the finest leather for Santa!
Oooo, just noticed how stylish Santa's boots are, noice!
@E Hines: he was sleeping with the boss? or maybe had compromising photos of the boss with not-Mrs Boss? o_O

<strike>By the by, if you turn right 390 degrees, you will end up 30 degrees left of your starting position</strike>
Forget that, am an idiot, you actually end up 30 degrees right, and dizzy :(
330 degrees right would leave you 30 degrees left
@Guesticus: No, this guy routinely had no clue what he wanted. What was needed, though, was a right turn to northeast.
Eric Hines
@E Hines: so, the second one wanted the pilot to turn left 30 degrees? o_O
@Guesticus: A couple of radio calls I heard in my day:

Weapons Controller: Bandit, right 7 o'clock
Pilot: How'd you know I was upside down?
WC: I am the Controller (covering for the fact that his mistaken radio call had a fortunate outcome)

And

WC: Turn right 390 (deg)
Pilot: I can't turn that far
WC: Well, turn as far as you can!

Eric Hines
@Merceneiress: no, not exactly redundant: by saying "Rear" you automatically know that they are behind rather than the side or front, and the "10 O'clock" lets you know which side

Hmm, half of 15 is 7 1/2 though, and quarter is 3 3/4 and three quarters would be 11 1/4, would make their analogue clocks a little 'awkward'
Positioning is always with the person facing to the top of the clock, no matter which way they actually happen to be facing
@Guesticus: Haha! Stumpy Claws! Good one!

@ems: Portals galore!

@Sleel: Yeah, you're right...but you never know...

@quarktime: I knew someone would ask!
There are 30 hours in their day, so 15 at the top of the clock (in this particular part of the universe). So "10 o'clock" to Beau would be equivalent to about 8 o'clock on our 12 hour clock (assuming Beau is standing in the middle of the clock with her front facing 12). I didn't want to use a 12 hour clock being that this is supposed to be in some other galaxy far far away with some other sun that likely has some other rotation pattern. I guess "Rear" is a bit redundant...
@Guesticus: Rear, *10* O'Clock? What's their length of day, that 6 O'clock isn't the rear facing? A 40-hour day, with 20 on the clock? Or is it just 20 hours, the hands only going around once, instead of twice, like our 12-hour clocks?
@Sleel: Tirin isn't going to stop Mirby, because she isn't going to kill Diddly... unless Dabney is more than simply knocked out...