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Happy Retail Boy

The worlds most disgruntled retail employee gets to have his revenge on the people who made his life a living hell.


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Hello everyone and welcome back to another exciting page of Happy Retail Boy! I have nothing new going on and I desperately want to get some sleep and have a day off.

Next week I will be in Philly for a work thing so I will be walking Sarah through how to post the comic! If somehow there is technical difficulties I will be back Sunday March 3rd or something like that to post the comic then with a profuse amount of apologies!

Remember to drink some water!
Long year so far.
It's been a long year so far and we are only 45 days in. Just sayin.

So we have started to work on our own videogames, hopefully we will have something to show someday! In the meanwhile, ENJOY THE PUNS!!!!!!!
Good news everyone!
I finally fit in another Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Joke in the dialogue! I thought I would share.

Yesterday was Sarah's birthday as well, it was swanky. I baked her a cheesecake, a regular cake, spaghetti, and ribs.
We're back.
Hey everyone, sorry about last week....

Not to use it as an excuse but so you know I have been pretty sick lately, as has Sarah. Damn sick season. If you are sick and go to work, its not being "Brave or badass" its being an asshole and infecting people who don't have insurance. :/
No real news
Hey everyone, nothing really new is going on, just sort of going through the days and stuff. Hope you are all well.
Havent been feeling too social as of late...
Sorry everyone, I know I havent been as social as I normally am but I really havent been feeling too much like myself as of late, lots of worries on my mind and just not enough time or money to vent them all. :/ - Mike the writer
Happy new year everyone!!!
Well technically it isn't the new year yet but HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Lets make it an awesome new year!
That's a lot of bureaucracy!
Colt's gotta fill out papers!

Thats a lot of papers.

This has been a week...
Hello ladies and gentlemen, its been a week. A long week, and some people make disgusting choices. I hate how the world has been acting lately.

Anyhow, I hope you are all doing well this holiday season. Take care of one another please. - Mike
WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Rex.





IM drunk.
Holy balls it is Thursday!

Happy Thursday everyone and welcome back to Happy Retail Boy!!!

This is going to be exciting! Who could have yelled "HOLD IT!" before Colt chainsawed poor Todd to death? Where did he get a chainsaw and swanky hockey mask?

More questions next week!
Issue 6 and some updates/
Hello everyone! Welcome to the cover of issue 6, in which Bureaucracy is a bitch and Boob has a hot date.

Next week will be thanksgiving and unfortunately I will be having to work for 99% of the week so no comic page next week BUT the week after on November 30th we will start this balls out amazing issue.

We hope you and your family are doing swell!!! You all rock!!!!
Sorry again.
Last week was not a good week for me. Mentally, I could barely get through the day. Sorry folks.

I hope you all enjoy the page though! I am going to try and be better about keeping my head screwed on right.
League Nights are rough dudes!

Today was a super long day dudes. I have been teaching robot classes on Thursdays and its been quite the adventure.

In other news, tomorrow is Friday the 13th, watch out for psychos like Colt in the wild!

Also Monday I turn 30. WHAT THE FUCK. I am turning 30. Time flies.
Loooong week.
Hey everyone, it is officially October! Beginning of the best 3 months of the year!
So sorry....
..........sorry once again. We have been doing a lot here, Sarah has college courses that are bananas and I became a coach for a lego league team on thursdays and shits kinda crazy this week.

We thank you for the love and support and think you, the reader, are incredible.
Sorry its late...
Due to circumstances out of our control, we could not get the page uploaded on time.

Sorry folks, here is the page!

We all have that one friend who has to be the center of attention at times but love em anyways. Isnt that right Colt?
We ate soooooooooo much tonight.
Good google. Both Sarah and I are so full and almost at the point of food comas, it is sort of ridiculous. So today we celebrated my dad's birthday and my sister moving back to the area and lemme tell you... I am posting this in a stupor before I probably pass out for the night.

So so so much good food.

Anyways, Decapitation is not good for your health, unless you are doing a complete and total head transplant like which will happen in December of 2017! It's a weird fuckin year...
Updating this page to work again!
Hello AutumnWolf20! We will fix this page in just a moment!

Thank you so much for bringing this t our attention, hope you are having a wonderful week!
Could you re-upload this page? It says, "Image not available."