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Happy Retail Boy

The worlds most disgruntled retail employee gets to have his revenge on the people who made his life a living hell.

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League Nights are rough dudes!
Groooooan.

Today was a super long day dudes. I have been teaching robot classes on Thursdays and its been quite the adventure.

In other news, tomorrow is Friday the 13th, watch out for psychos like Colt in the wild!

Also Monday I turn 30. WHAT THE FUCK. I am turning 30. Time flies.
Loooong week.
Hey everyone, it is officially October! Beginning of the best 3 months of the year!
So sorry....
..........sorry once again. We have been doing a lot here, Sarah has college courses that are bananas and I became a coach for a lego league team on thursdays and shits kinda crazy this week.

We thank you for the love and support and think you, the reader, are incredible.
Sorry its late...
Due to circumstances out of our control, we could not get the page uploaded on time.

Sorry folks, here is the page!

We all have that one friend who has to be the center of attention at times but love em anyways. Isnt that right Colt?
We ate soooooooooo much tonight.
Good google. Both Sarah and I are so full and almost at the point of food comas, it is sort of ridiculous. So today we celebrated my dad's birthday and my sister moving back to the area and lemme tell you... I am posting this in a stupor before I probably pass out for the night.

So so so much good food.

Anyways, Decapitation is not good for your health, unless you are doing a complete and total head transplant like which will happen in December of 2017! It's a weird fuckin year...
Updating this page to work again!
Hello AutumnWolf20! We will fix this page in just a moment!

Thank you so much for bringing this t our attention, hope you are having a wonderful week!
Could you re-upload this page? It says, "Image not available."
Hurricane Harvey can suck a dick
The hurricane has caused some hella floods here in Texas. We are in North Texas, 400 miles away but damn we are still feeling the effects.

Hope you are all swell.
Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa.
Yes, the song title is an Aquabats! Reference for those who did not recognize it! Look up the song Martian Girl. Goooooood stufffff.

So anyhow hello! Welcome back to another Thursday in which we post the comic page for the comic you read! Hope you are enjoying it humans.

Artists Notes:
Did you know you have nipples?
Farmer's Markets can be pretty cool.
Once at a farmers market I got some pretty good honey. It tasted good. This story sounded better in my head so...! How is everyone doing out there? Nothing really of note has happened on my end but soon school will start again and places will be less crowded. I can finally go to the mall in peace!!! Sbarros!!!

Anyhow, hope all is well. Be excellent to each other and when the Solar Eclipse comes, DONT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN YOU DINKS.
HOLY SHIT PAGE 100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
100 PAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAN YOU BELIEVE WE MADE IT THIS FAR???? THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO HAS BEEN READING ALONG OR JUST CHECKING IN FROM TIME TO TIME THIS MEANS THE WORLD TO ME!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!

Artist Notes:
Holy shit! It's page 100! Thank you for all the support! :)
DOES SHE LIKE PASTRAMI!?!?!?!?!?!
LEGIT QUESTION BRO IF SHE DOESNT LIKE PASTRAMI then that's cool cause it's a personal choice of preference. Yes, there is a lot more of these visual jokes coming and it is going to be pretty good. I am honestly proud of this issue and the progress towards making it hilarious and visually amazing.

ANYHOW HOPE YOU ARE ALL DOING WELL.

SOME BIG SHIT IS DOWN IN THE PIPELINES SO I AM HOPING AGAINST HOPE FOR A SUCCESSFUL KICKSTARTER/PROTOTYPE SOON! I have a lot of good ideas and I hope that one of them sticks around long enough to make the world a better place.
Bad Ass Biker Chick reappears! Eventually.
Yay!!!!

We have the bad ass biker chick coming back this chapter!

I worked an 11 hour day. I'm tired as shit. Fuzzy had another seizure.

At least the weekend will start.... now.
I FORGOT MY PASSWORD AGAIN!
I AM CERTAINLY A GENIUS AND FORGOT MY LOG IN INFORMATION.

Again.

Ohh boy. It's pretty bad. I found my note book I wrote everything down in! I have some long ass passwords, shortest is 19 characters short. Longest is 66.
It's actually true!
Yepppp.

I wrote this at midnight a few days ago ahahahaha. So it's honestly true! This page is for us to move along to the plot!

AND IT SHALL MOVE FORWARD IN A GREAT WAY!!!

How are you doing today? You look great. I love what you did with your hair. Did you know you are awesome?
Yaaay! We made it!
Yaaaay!
Fuzzy had surgery yesterday.
Hey everyone, our pupper had surgery yesterday, she lost 7 of her teeth in total due to tooth decay. We didn't know anything about dog dental care before the vet mentioned it was vital and luckily it's not as bad as it could be. Make sure you take care of your animal's teeth if you have them. Fuzzball is 14 now, she's a champ. She should recover really well and this should stop her seizures.

So now let's talk a little about American Gods, it is a phenomenal series and I could not be happier. In particular, the way that Laura Moon was presented really rang deep with me. I see myself that way currently, I try to do more than I am but I feel stuck, like I rubber band back to feeling empty. Depression is a bitch. Honestly, I'll keep going like I always have, maybe some day I'll feel that kick of life again.
AND POSTED!!!!!!
HEY EVERYONE WELCOME BACK WE ARE STARTING TO GET BACK ON SCHEDULE AFTER A PRETTY ROCKY START TO THE SUMMER AND WITH THAT SAID HERE IS THE PAGE.

Fuck summertime, it seriously screws with my biological clock and makes me wake up stupid early and go to bed hella late making me drag ass all day long.

I need some coffee.

SO did you see that coming? Colt LOVES romantic dramas.

Artist Notes:

Sorry the page is late, my brain did a stupid.
Finally in a better place mentally.
Hey everyone. Sorry I fucked up last week and didn't post anything at all... I was not exactly in the best place mentally. I'm better this week, I'll be able to say more in about a month or so.

In the meantime, I am so sorry. Here's the latest page. Enjoy!
Based on a (partially) true story!
Based on a partially true story!

SO Back when I was living out in the middle of nowhere, I had a roommate that would ask me to wake him up and instead of being kind and just knocking on his door, I would pound on a drum set.

Yep. Then I would make pancakes as an apology.