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Blix the Jerk

Follow the adventures of a green jerk who works amongst worthless peons in an office job that doesn't matter

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bobguy
December 11th, 2017
Another update? Well, I had this thought and wanted to get it created and posted now while it's in my head.

Just FYI, this is not meant to make light of sexual assault allegations (here's hoping the truth is found and justice is given to anyone who was victimized). Nor is this a crack at Stevie Wonder. This was just literally my first thought, faking being blind for decades or assaulting people? Give me fake blind over real assault any day.
bobguy
October 2nd, 2017
Full disclosure, I did not come up with the Downsizer art. It is a mishmash of art by my favorite artist, Mike Mignola, that I then drew over with minor changes to make it a Downsizer comic. This is me NOT TAKING CREDIT for the art. If anything, it looks like crap compared to the original Mignola art. But I wanted to try and show Downsizer in art inspired by real comic artists and instead of doing a poor imitation of it I instead did a poor tracing imitation. Apologies to Mr. Mignola.
bobguy
October 2nd, 2017
Ok, I do feel a little clever. Look at the two strips:

Blix #45
Blix #46

You see Blix in his normal clothes and then in the next strip Blix is in the Time Travel Suit at the exact same time! (Based on the conversation). So... see? Um... I had to wait a year for this joke to pay off...
the_blix
October 2nd, 2017
The lackluster conclusion to a story that involves time travel. How dull.

Also, The Artist thinks he is so clever because of this strip. He believes that just because he set up a joke exactly one year ago that it somehow means he is special. He is not.
bobguy
October 2nd, 2017
Well I had fun with it! So you can shut up Blix!
the_blix
October 2nd, 2017
A return to form for the so called "artwork" that The Artist believes is worthy of your eyes. Did you have much enjoyment of the differing look the comic had over the past month?

Yeah, neither did I.
bobguy
October 2nd, 2017
Fun fact. I actually had the idea for this strip sometime in November 2016 but wanted it to be a Halloween strip, so I had wait a whole year to do it!
the_blix
October 2nd, 2017
Beneath the howling stars, this paltry webcomic takes a look at the world of devilry and the selling of souls and other such devilish things. Steel yourself, fearful reader, against the temptations of the devil guy. Oh wait, I forgot you are all humans, and science still has not proven you even have souls. See Blix #1 for that call back!
bobguy
October 2nd, 2017
Fun fact. The entire first lump of text is just various song titles from the band Cradle of Filth. A band well known for their uplifting lyrics and pop music stylings.
the_blix
October 2nd, 2017
The Harry of Potterville series has placed a most incorrect emphasis on the supposed powers of witches and boy witches. Any intelligent species, that being most species that are not human, know that witches are simply impostors seeking attention. But just in case...
bobguy
October 2nd, 2017
Fun fact. The guy next to Blix is "that Bob Guy". Wait! That's me! OH CRAP!
the_blix
October 2nd, 2017
What is this madness that presents itself to you? A bonus strip in the middle of the week? Did that horrible Artist sell his soul to Stan, the Lord of Heck to complete this impossible task? Doubtful, human souls are worthless.
the_blix
October 2nd, 2017
Yes, Ocktobar is the month of Hollerween. Thus is the beginning of a series of comic strips and panels featuring some mildly spooky themes. Do not be afraid, pathetic human, it is merely a story.

This is not the first time The Artist has killed a human friend of his in this lousy comic. Or even the first time that he killed his friend Robert in a comic. Perhaps Robert should have questions of why his friend does this.
bobguy
August 7th, 2017
Ribbit!
Another bonus strip! Enjoy it, filthy humans!
robd4e
November 28th, 2016
HAHA YES!!
Couldn't possibly ask for more! :D
robd4e
September 14th, 2016
Whoops!
haha hilarious man :D. I love everyone watching in the background in the last panel :D
funny funny and more funny. jaja.
Hey Rob, i really like it man. Great stuff. The plot is funny. Smooth performance by Blix. lol. There goes EXTRAS's soul.jajaja.
bobguy
August 17th, 2016
Huh
Did you know this strip has five people with names that start with "Ma"? Manny, Mack Ryl, Mathieu, Manjula, and Maria. And it wasn't intentional!
bobguy
June 29th, 2016
Downsizer!
The return of Downsizer. Sort of. A comic within a comic, as opposed to a character in the main comic...
robd4e
June 8th, 2016
Mork and Mindy!
Love all the awesome background goodies man :D