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The Caretaker

The Caretaker

by reddog_f13
A young man, named Simon, swamped in dept and owing big to a gang is desperate for quick, large cash. luck would find him one day in a news paper ad offering the high pay he needs.

"caretaker wanted for house of often away owner. $10,000 a month."

Simon, desperate, had accepted the job meeting the strange owner with even stranger rules. finding out after arriving that the owner has "exotic pets" requiring special care. Simon will soon learn that the owner didn't mean lizards or snakes and that he should have rethought the news ads fine print.

"SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED"
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The Caretaker

A young man, named Simon, swamped in dept and owing big to a gang is desperate for quick, large cash. luck would find him one day in a news paper ad offering the high pay he needs.

"caretaker wanted for house of often away owner. $10,000 a month."

Simon, desperate, had accepted the job meeting the strange owner with even stranger rules. finding out after arriving that the owner has "exotic pets" requiring special care. Simon will soon learn that the owner didn't mean lizards or snakes and that he should have rethought the news ads fine print.

"SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED"

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dracone
June 16th, 2018
Chances are Rick doesn't know how to deal with dire spiders, which means someone is going to be stuck trying to figure out how to research how to deal with giant spiders.

It's not like a veteran Roleplayer with a pension for realism is just going to pop up and say "Giant spiders, you say. No problem, we just need to make run to my storage space to get the proper gear" only for them to find out he has genuine magic items, some of which have effects that are highly effective against spiders.
silver_huskey
June 15th, 2018
@reddog_f13: Very fair. Though Rick DID warn him not to go outside at night. ^_^;
reddog_f13
June 15th, 2018
@silver_huskey:
well to be fair, last time he tried he was chased by a werewolf. XD
silver_huskey
June 15th, 2018
@reddog_f13: You're welcome! :)
silver_huskey
June 15th, 2018
Asking Rick for help might be one of the smartest things Simon has done so far. Besides you know, closing the doors behind him. (Too bad something already got into his room.) XD
Kiel124a
June 15th, 2018
Oooooh
What help, maybe exterminators?
reddog_f13
June 14th, 2018
@silver_huskey:
thank you. =]
silver_huskey
June 14th, 2018
The Caretaker is back. Welcome back! :D

Simon, shut the doors! Sure that spider might kill you, but you have to keep the doors shut.
Kiel124a
June 12th, 2018
KEEP DA DOORS SHOOTT
*running around the rooms screaming it then stops when someone closed it*
samdied
June 9th, 2018
i have an idea! maybe you can keep the doors shut?
ashtree-house
June 8th, 2018
Better keep the door shut!
dracone
June 8th, 2018
When he makes it through his first month he is going to be a real badass, I have a feeling that's going to be the case. Also, most of the folks that had the job before him didn't make it to a full month.
Vexil Rei
June 8th, 2018
Buy some bug spray, and KEEP THE DOORS SHUT!
dracone
June 4th, 2018
Well, looks like they're going to have to find a way of clearing out all the spiders without damaging the library's other contents
Guest
June 1st, 2018
@reddog_f13: oh, of course, so sorry
reddog_f13
June 1st, 2018
@samdied:
*big girl
samdied
June 1st, 2018
big boy doesnt fit.
big boy gotta go to the gym.
but its okay cuz big boy doesnt have to if he doesn't want to.
GamingNinja
June 1st, 2018
And stay out
reddog_f13
May 31st, 2018
@Pandoramouse:
he only knew that there was a hole in the roof somewhere.
Pandoramouse
May 31st, 2018
YOU DIDN`T WARN HIM ABOUT THE DEATH SPIDERS GODDAMNIT WEREWOLF GARDENER