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Off-Centaured

Off-Centaured

The story of how two modern gentlemen stopped worrying about being transformed into centaurs and learned to love pantsless Fridays.
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Off-Centaured

The story of how two modern gentlemen stopped worrying about being transformed into centaurs and learned to love pantsless Fridays.

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Scor(pion) one for our side!
If its not one STING, it's another...
@Old Crow: Filet mig-get in my belly!
@PJSam: Doncha just hate cliffhangers?
*guitar strumming* Bad cow punnnnnnnnnnnnn...
Steak
I do not submit to steak, steak submits to me. And often.
Ouch!
I'm can't stop laughing!
Ouch!
I'm sorry but this is so funny. I can't stop laughing!
@PJSam: I think the big "Z" means she's merely knocked out...
...Did they just murder her?
*Poke*
YOU WIN!
Not so easy for our bovine friend to knock over draft-taurs.
Corner of Hollywood and BOVINE
A few drops of Thorazine will put this sitch to bed... zzzzz
This is turning into an udder defeat for our heroes.
Okay! Sorry about the delay, but we do have the next page ready for you.

Also... unfortunately, since our Patreon dipped below $100 this month, that means we're back to our normal two a month update schedule. If you'd like to help us to release extra strips per month, please consider supporting us on Patreon, we'd appreciate it!
my mistake sir...
@Centaur71: I meant to say 'Cubist' (my bad)
Equestria's heavyweight Champion
@Pendrake: I'm built like Cubix (I think that's his name) so I can hold my own. ;-)
@Centaur71: So.. how do you think you'd fair against a Yak, Bison or an Aurochs? ;)
I've been Draughted!
@DarkwingDork: Speak for yourself bud; I happen to be an Italian Draught, thank you very much! ;-)
@reynard61: Exactly. An equine can outrun a bovine, but a bovine can outpower an equine.
@Centaur71: The new John Sayles film: "Cowtaur UNYOKED!"