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Off-Centaured

Off-Centaured

The story of how two modern gentlemen stopped worrying about being transformed into centaurs and learned to love pantsless Fridays.
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Off-Centaured

The story of how two modern gentlemen stopped worrying about being transformed into centaurs and learned to love pantsless Fridays.

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I'm guessin'
@Forecaster: a baby roasted in a Dutch oven?
@DarkwingDork: Thanks to our Patreons and other supporters such as Ben, Kartfox and Linda. And thanks to all our readers for keeping the stories alive!
@Forecaster: To discover this, you must journey back to... page 11 of this story!
What's a dutch baby...
New story is coming! Yay!
And that concludes the story! We hope you guys enjoyed "Shoo Fly, Shoe Horse!" Starting next month, we begin a new story! :)
@vangard: You can try him on his Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/slashjpl Other than that, only time I ever talked to him was when he was livestreaming.
off topic
if any of you have more direct connection with john lotshaw of accident centaur. let me know. as of late. nothing. nothing i can find in any posts.been trying to finish a commission that started in 2013. is he alive or ignoring me.
@Centaur71: Why use your own resources when you can use someone else's?
@Centaur71: They want to study the "first" Centaurs.
@Centaur71: You know how "a lawyer who represents himself has a fool for a client"? Same general deal goes for science. Or even for Science!!1!
Absent-minded MIB
Why don't they just use their own peeps for experimentation? (That MIB agent IS a Centaur too after all...)
Maybe DWD just tweeted he met a scorpiontaur and someone replied back to him that scorpions glow under blacklight. Either way, this was a fun arc. :)
@Centaur71: I have no objections to this.
the nae(m)s have it!
@DarkwingDork: Well, since she's basically cattle, how about we call her Caitlin?
@Centaur71: I remember that Cerv was adamant in his original drawings of Qu 008 that her old human name not be used. No clue.
@DarkwingDork: That's funny. And yeah, no need to put a hole in the 4th wall just for me. But it is nice to know DW carriers a blacklight flashlight in case of blacklight emergencies. I'm sure this will be useful later.

But yeah, it's just a funny punchline. Thanks DWD. <3
@Salen: In the original script I actually had DWD break the fourth wall and mention you by name, but the others put the kibosh on that...
I AM SATISFIED! Eeeeee! Author Comment Shoutout! <3 Tehehehehe.
What's her name again???
She seems to be a real MOO-ver and shaker! She might work out at that! (whoever she is)