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Off-Centaured

Off-Centaured

The story of how two modern gentlemen stopped worrying about being transformed into centaurs and learned to love pantsless Fridays.
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Off-Centaured

The story of how two modern gentlemen stopped worrying about being transformed into centaurs and learned to love pantsless Fridays.

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It's the LONE RANGER-TAUR!
Takes one to know one
Alas being a Centaur myself as well, I'm NOT crazy about loud noises either; thunderclaps, gunshots, backfires, etc...
Mysterious Cowtaur?
Proper dinner nomenclature.
@entaur71: We in polite society do not refer to our food as "grub". "Slop", "swill" or "dross"; maybe; but never "grub"...
@Centaur71: Sometimes it just increases the pain...
Follow me
Well, he did get the bull to come with him. Just not as he hoped.
Achin' Asian
Alas, Manga DOESN'T solve everything...
Mistakes were made!
Hello everyone! We start another month of adventures! DWD learns you gotta commit to the bit if you're going to be a cowboy.
ROPE-pairs and restitutions
How many years is it if you rustle up some grub?
Get along little doggies! And by doggies, I mean moo-cows!
This is also useful for roping runaway children...

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I can relate
@DarkwingDork: well, I'm kind of old-school myself so I'm hip...
@Centaur71: He's not a bad cook, he's just making a style of pancake that is alien to Shirleen's concept of the foodtype. Her idea of pancakes is an American flapjack, and ONLY a flapjack. This is a culture shock for her.
@Centaur71: Apparently, Shirleen has Very Definite Opinions on pancakes?
eat anything
@Cubist: Its cool; We Centaurs can be omnivores too. (we DO have dual stomachs after all) Still, is Cubists cooking really that bad?
@Centaur71: It's already been established that centaurs in this strip can eat meat.

Getting Your Hooves Wet #3: Cube said "I've had five Little Caesars' Hot-N-Readies today".

Off to the Races #7: An unnamed centaur bought and nommed a hot dog.
Meat, it's whats for dinner
@vangard: If you go to the original Greek myths, centaurs are omnivores who eat just as humans do, just more of it.
This feels like passive aggressive pay back. The best kind.
its what for dinner
if you follow the stinz rule . yes centaur do not eat meat.
they have a upper and lower stomach the meat sours in the upper one.