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Witch is Faire

Witch is Faire

by lazy-lil-king
Contains MalexMale content. Over-the-top content censored on SJ due to terms of use. Witchisfaire.com hosts them full-monty.

Got a boon to pay off with those pesky Faire Folk? Said you'd trade your first born to gain wealth and fame? Are they coming to collect? No problem! Come speak to the Crescent industry, and for a "nominal" fee we'll send out our best Witches to guard your precious little ones from your stupid decisions.*

*Warning, Witches may come with baggage including but not limited to, bad choice making in college, being unable to handle affection they refuse to return, inabilities to handle personal relationships and a shared bed with a Faire thanks to a stupid bet.

Starring an all-star cast of a Witch who's seriously racist, a Faire who doesn't take his job seriously, and a Warlock who just wants to be taken seriously.

Updates Mondays with an extra update incentives to get extra weekly pages.
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34
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6 Days Ago
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485
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19

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Witch is Faire

Contains MalexMale content. Over-the-top content censored on SJ due to terms of use. Witchisfaire.com hosts them full-monty.

Got a boon to pay off with those pesky Faire Folk? Said you'd trade your first born to gain wealth and fame? Are they coming to collect? No problem! Come speak to the Crescent industry, and for a "nominal" fee we'll send out our best Witches to guard your precious little ones from your stupid decisions.*

*Warning, Witches may come with baggage including but not limited to, bad choice making in college, being unable to handle affection they refuse to return, inabilities to handle personal relationships and a shared bed with a Faire thanks to a stupid bet.

Starring an all-star cast of a Witch who's seriously racist, a Faire who doesn't take his job seriously, and a Warlock who just wants to be taken seriously.

Updates Mondays with an extra update incentives to get extra weekly pages.

Recent Comments

The only thing that matters is you and your well being so you shouldn’t worry about comic! I’m glad things are going well for you and welcome back! :)
I was starting to worry!
I was going through my 'artist book' which is basically a photo album full of prints and traditional artworks from artists I love and I came to the section with all the lovely sketches and prints you sent me and it floored me because while I knew you had been gone for a while it made me kinda step back and realize just HOW LONG you had been gone! as someone whos having a hard helping of life issues thrust upon me ATM I feel your pain and I'm mostly just happy you decided against letting these boys fade away into the void! I cant wait to see the new comic even if its a far shorter tale and am so happy to know youre slowly but steadily reaching a better space!
@Kwildshine: language excused!!ha ha I swear like a French grandma so it's alright XD

Thank you for the kind words!! Been one heck of a ride I'm ready for this to be over and done wish
Kwildshine
January 11th, 2018
Glad to have you back! In sorry about all the shit that happened (excuse my language) but we're glad to have you here again 💙
@lunabob: Ha ha me too! Thank you for your concern, it really was one hell of a ride. I seem to finally be coming out of it all!!
lunabob
January 11th, 2018
I’m so glad you’re okay!
TL;DR-- Life slammed me sideways I'm back on my feet and if you scroll down to the (***) at the bottom you'll get an idea of where the comic is going

Hello, everyone. Long time no speak! I think since spring of 2016, right?

Life hit a brick wall, so to speak. To summarize, I both needed and had no choice in my absence. Let's review, starting with May, 2016.

I had been helping my fiancee and myself move across the country for his job, and had taken on a full time job on top of my part time when I discovered some... slights against me personally and our relationship he had been doing for a long, long time. I was left living in his mother's house for the summer while he was across the country, working 60-70 hour weeks and 16+ hour days, all while reeling from this and finding myself newly single.

Since then, I have moved into a relationship that was both a long time coming and worth every second, have moved across the country myself, and have gone through about four other jobs and various other life horrors. I do sincerely apologize for how this affected the comic and my faithful viewers. You guys deserved better than to be left in the dark. In all honesty, for a while there I completely forgot about the comic. I stopped drawing until last november, hadn't touched patreon or tumblr, and only used SJ to view my favorites. I kind of took a huge absence from social media, as well.

Then, in December, I logged into my Tumblr for the first time in months.

I've received numerous asks about the comic, and about me, about what happened and how much it was loved. I got these messages on multiple blogs. I had been planning on just letting this fade into obscurity in shame, but if you were all taking time to reach out, maybe this comic meant more to others than it did to me.

By the end of it, I had been planning on scrapping the entire thing anyway, or redoing it, because as you can clearly see from the first post here on SJ I kind of... had to change my entire plot on the fly to keep it from being taken down. The comic had been met with roadblock after roadblock and finally when my own lofe just crumbled I gave up.

I love these characters. I love the original story idea I had, something light hearted and short, and since then I've gotten to know my readers and my characters better. So to everyone who took the time to comment here or on other sites, thank you, you've saved this comic in a sense. You renewed my passion.

(***) Now for what comes next.

I have, since December, been working on the plot of a one-shot that is slighty different from the story you've come to know, but does the characters more justice. I feel it gets to showcase their own personalities and odd relationship more, and introduces a new character I've been playing around for a while. I hope ot leave it open for expansion, but as of right now this is all I have planned for Witch is Faire. It will be posted on my new profile and I will link it here, so just keep this in your favorites for the next update. I hope to have it rolling before the end of spring, with a decent enough cache of pages to last us a while. It will be done in the style shown above (It's actually concept art!)

In the meantime, I suggest searching for "I am not Corey Ramses!" here on smackjeeves, or on tapas to see what I'm up to.

Much love to all of you, have a great new year!

-Lazius
Srushed
December 27th, 2017
I cant read it T.T. When eill you post here the pages again?
lazy-lil-king
May 8th, 2017
Precious memories....

No patreon plug right now because I'm tired as hell and need to go sleepy. See you all Friday!
lazy-lil-king
May 5th, 2017
@lunabob: feels good to be back, thank you!!
lunabob
May 5th, 2017
Glad you're back (:
lazy-lil-king
May 5th, 2017
DOUBLE UPDATE!
We are back! Two pages today, and a third on monday to get us caught up and then we're back to friday updates!

<img src="http://orig08.deviantart.net/3e3c/f/2016/331/0/a/keep_by_lazy_the_king-da pu1ik.gif">
I know how you feel about the money thing. I've been debating adding a temp job to my part time one, but the hours don't tend to work well together.. plus I'd never see my hubby.
Do what you have to, we'll wait and rebuild our drool supply too! ;)
also, the picture in color..his bottom foot looks like a penis. XD either that or my brain is just really perverted lately..
@Auldr: Thank you! Gotta make sure I get back to there being more money at the end of my month than month at the end of my money ;A;
@Gnildryw: http://witchisfaire.tumblr.com/post/158908965871/patreon-choice-illustrations-for-j anuary
Do what you gotta do, mate. This is a fun story and I'll be happy to see it back in the update list.
Damn... but I get it. I hope you get the job :)

Also, that's a very fine image at the end *drools*
Whelp, this is happening :(
Adding on to what's above:
-This hiatus ONLY covers comic pages: Extra art, side comics, stories and the like will still be posted! I'm using the time to build up a sizable queue again!
-The job I'm applying to is temporary, meaning my crazed, busy schedule won't last forever!
-IF YOU CAN'T WAIT, You can read the next six pages on Patreon -->RIGHT NOW<--

The only reason I'm doing this now, is because it's either two weeks now, or two MONTHS down the line... and I'd much rather hold off on two pages than eight!

I love you guys!!! <3


If you have any questions or concerns, please comment them below!
lazy-lil-king
March 22nd, 2017
@Silver-cloud22: Spot-on deduction, my dear Watson!