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Suicide, Noun

Suicide, Noun

by akeara4
Just a black comedy about a kid who tries to commit suicide, only to find out that he cant die.

Updates Mondays and Thursdays.
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204
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Monday, Thursday
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Yesterday
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49
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48

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Suicide, Noun

Just a black comedy about a kid who tries to commit suicide, only to find out that he cant die.

Updates Mondays and Thursdays.

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APW
9 hours ago
A modest proposal
@VadanDrumist: "So, Mr. Triston, the good news is, we just solved world hunger. Congratulations. We literally couldn't do this without you!"
akeara4
14 hours ago
Also i’m going to check Ajin out now that you mentioned it in this comment. Actually, earlier today my friends mentioned it to me as having a similar immortality mechanic, so it was just getting into my radar.
akeara4
14 hours ago
If you cut off his head, his head grows back. Whatever part is the biggest.
VadanDrumist
14 hours ago
@akeara4: This brings up the ajin question. If you cut off his head does the head grow back, or the body? Though I suppose it can be sidestepped with the concept of a soul.
akeara4
18 hours ago
Ethan as a soldier is an interesting image.

Also, he would regenerate from the half with even a single atom more.
@VadanDrumist: On one hand he'ld be a good soldier until captured and then tortured until he tells everything, or do multiple suicide bombings until captured and given . Also, what happens if he is split evenly in two?
akeara4
22 hours ago
There are many fates worse than death. Especially when death isn’t even an option.
This guy. Lets see here... experimentation, forcibly made into an organ donor, people killing you for kicks...
electricblue
December 6th, 2018
Priorities.
akeara4
December 4th, 2018
@Toxicodendron: thats very true, haha
Toxicodendron
December 3rd, 2018
We all share common grounds with rapists, mostly because everyone has common ground.
akeara4
November 30th, 2018
@APW: if Jeremiah wore Ethan's clothes, it look like capris and a crop top, haha. Those clothes are from somewhere else.
APW
November 30th, 2018
Guess is one of those 'you had to be there' things... also, is Jeremiah's wearing Ethan's clothes? Do Ethan's clothes even fit Jeremiah?
electricblue
November 19th, 2018
Dude. J. My bro. YOU'RE WEARING BLOOD SOAKED BOXERS MY DUDE. AIN'T NOBODY WANNA SEE THAT.

I'd close the blinds on you too. That is not how I want Joy to meet ya ass.
Dark-Kyo123
November 19th, 2018
He still hasn't gotten dressed.
electricblue
November 17th, 2018
Yes.
electricblue
November 13th, 2018
GAY
electricblue
November 10th, 2018
AHAHAHA Joy is so excited.
APW
November 6th, 2018
"Wow, mom, thanks for the vote of confidence..."

"Well, when was the last time *that* happened?"
akeara4
November 5th, 2018
In that moment we were all Joy