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Jacen (Guest)
February 16th, 2018
Gun worshipers hide behind the meaningless statement that "it's too soon" to talk about reform, and they hide in the wake of each of these tragedies. Yet the tragedies happen more and more: something like 17 school shootings so far this year, and that doesn't include terrorist acts by white nationalists. Soon, every day will be a tragedy, and every day will be "too soon"--in other words, never, while they continue to worship their guns and ignore that they have become addicts to an increasingly unsustainable fantasy of guns providing security. In a polarized and fragmenting US, guns just allow the angry nerds of various backgrounds to vent their rage at particular targets of their anger.
youngcannibals
February 11th, 2018
Swiped this joke from Rogue Melania Twitter account (@RogueFirstLady).
Jacen (Guest)
February 10th, 2018
The dark side of hair transplant surgery: sure, you cover up you male pattern baldness, but a gust of wind will turn you into Darth Vader ca. the Empire reveal. The best bet is to man up and accept hair loss. But of course, Dirty Donnie just blusters; he's never been a real man. Just a naked mole rat.
youngcannibals
February 9th, 2018
Naked mole rats are scary looking; just like the back of Donald's head.
youngcannibals
February 7th, 2018
@Jacen: Thanks for the catch. To be honest, I think I actually pulled that headline from CNN so they need to hire you or something. Needless to say, I corrected. Like you said, we must endeavor to be our best (or close enough).
Jacen (Guest)
February 7th, 2018
Worst. Not worse. When a situation calls for an absolute--in that nothing can exceed an item in greatness, awfulness, height, depth, etc--we use the superlative form. So worst, because in the past two years nothing is lower. Worse is a comparative--when you are looking at two and only two things. Some might complain "grammar Nazi" and sometimes that's a legitimate complaint, but here are two things to consider: one of your readers is a grammar instructor; and the Cult of Dolt 45 is one of willful and willing stupidity. Thus, we must endeavor to be our best.
youngcannibals
February 6th, 2018
I should probably get around to drawing Bill Clinton one of these days, too.
youngcannibals
February 4th, 2018
Inspired by the recent SNL Cold Open.
youngcannibals
February 3rd, 2018
These are authentic tweets found on Twitter; they were so funny I had to share them here. I thought they were so good I didn't even find the need to supply a visual; that, and there wasn't room.
Jacen (Guest)
February 3rd, 2018
What's worse for Dirty Donnie is that it was the sixth highest rated such address since Nielson has kept such ratings. Also, it was one of the longest ever even though the text was one of the shortest. All that time of him stepping away from the podium to applaud himself really expanded the GIRTH of his bloviating.
Jacen (Guest)
February 2nd, 2018
Reich-wing nuts fail to understand that the FBI serves to protect the integrity of the country. If a group of people support another group that threatens this integrity--Soviet Russia in the '50s and '60s; Putinist Russia today--then the FBI will obviously have a bias against them. Thus the Republicans should (but won't) rethink their slow decline into Christo-fascism and their eventual enslavement to a foreign power.
youngcannibals
February 2nd, 2018
Today's comic is based off of a tweet from Scott McCloud (@scottmccloud).
youngcannibals
January 31st, 2018
Sorry for late update.
Jacen (Guest)
January 30th, 2018
Since I call her Malaria Trump, just draw a mosquito head and call it a day. I also think of the daughter as Iguana, so you could revise her drawing to be a cute iguana in a Barbie dress.
youngcannibals
January 23rd, 2018
One of these days, I'm going to get around to drawing Melania.
Shutdown mostly sucks...
...but on the other hand the neo nazis at ICE aren't going to get paid which means they probably won't be bothering the DREAMERS.
youngcannibals
January 20th, 2018
One year down... the drain.
youngcannibals
January 12th, 2018
I stole this joke from André Ulveseter (@AndUlv) on Twitter.
youngcannibals
January 9th, 2018
Photo source unknown.
youngcannibals
January 6th, 2018
I got this joke from @baf426 on Twitter.