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Trumpolini

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Recent Comments

Ooooo! What a massive BURN from the Bern!
Jacen (Guest)
August 13th, 2019
"But . . . but . . . but . . . but-her-emails! Hnnn!"
youngcannibals
August 11th, 2019
Yeah, I've always been a suspicious conspiracy nut.
youngcannibals
August 9th, 2019
I've wanted to add this disgusting boil to the cast of reoccurring characters for a long time.
TeamBuneary
August 6th, 2019
@Jacen: thats deep.
Jacen (Guest)
August 6th, 2019
@TeamBuneary: Yes, hence the "green people." But now that I think of it, I wonder if he would prefer to have the "wall" enclose all of the Earth rather than just sitting up on the Moon. The latter would be symbolic and useless, appropriate for him, but the former would be extremely inexpensive and detrimental to the planet--while also effectively imprisoning all humans. The expense, planetary destruction, and imprisonment would certainly get support from the Cult of Orange Mao and other members of the GOP Confederacy.
TeamBuneary
August 5th, 2019
@Jacen: he probably wants a space wall to keep the aliens out.
Jacen (Guest)
August 5th, 2019
No doubt he was up there looking to build a 'rump Tower to bring in the super rich and a 'rump Wall to keep out the green people.
youngcannibals
August 4th, 2019
I posted this two hours before it updates. Hopefully, there won't be another shooting somewhere before then.
Jacen (Guest)
August 4th, 2019
Also: "I'm gonna prosecute and lock up Hillary! I'm gonna build a wall with Mexico and make them pay for it! I'm gonna win a trade war with China, the biggest self-sacrificing, group-oriented economy in the world! I'm gonna hire the best people to be in my administration! I'm gonna drain the swamp! All my businesses have been successful! I'm smart!"
youngcannibals
August 3rd, 2019
Sorry for the super late update.
Jacen (Guest)
July 30th, 2019
I would add that he also wrote the Declaration of Independence, the American Constitution, and the Magna Carta . . . except that even the drooling rage zombies that make up his Cult know that Dirty Donnie can neither read nor write well enough to get beyond a single blue tweet.
TeamBuneary
July 29th, 2019
@youngcannibals: thanks
youngcannibals
July 28th, 2019
@TeamBuneary: Oooh, good one!
TeamBuneary
July 28th, 2019
... that would explain the diet.
Jacen (Guest)
July 28th, 2019
Vomit and defecation are too good, but they are the only legal options we have.
youngcannibals
July 27th, 2019
This will be a personal plan on my part.
Jacen (Guest)
July 25th, 2019
I have to deal with this a bit as an educator in conservative Bakerspatch.
youngcannibals
July 25th, 2019
Today's comic was adapted from an Instagram post by Middle Age Riot.
Jacen (Guest)
July 24th, 2019
Ol' Dimpled Rump's beliefs sound suspiciously like something that Evil Emperor Darth "Siddy Boy" Sidious Palpatine said: "Power!!!! Unlimited! POWER!!!!!!"