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My pal, Alan, wrote this. Check out his comic at http://themissingdigit.com/
Sorry, I've been missing updates; the job had me on the road again. My good friend, Alan, the creator of The Missing Digit, bailed my ass out with this strip he created. I'll be back tomorrow.
Yes, it's Malaria.
I would expect him to rescind the Treaty with Tripoli, in which then-President Jefferson explicitly states that the US is not a Christian nation. This would also allow Antichrist TVstar to get us into another war with Islam. (Sing it! "Antichrist! TVstar! Born in the trunk of a junkyard car!")
I'm back! Since Trump is still in the White House, I guess this means we still have to do a comic strip here.
I refer to Fox & Friends as Pravda and Comrades. Upon the 2000 election, the Republicans switched from blue to commie red as their color of choice, they support a one party system as an ideal, Fox acts as a mouthpiece for the Party (with F&F as cheerleaders), and on and on. Sure, the right is the new Reich, pursuing fascism with aplomb, but in their extremism they are so much like their hated communist rivals from the Cold War that it would be funny if it weren't so dangerous. Da, comrade.
Hey, hey!!! Surprise update! My good friend Alan was able to create a Trumpolini strip to help me out. He's a talented guy, and doesn't deserve the ridicule we give him behind his back. Check out his regular comic at http://themissingdigit.com/
We are probably going to be on hiatus for the next six or seven days. I am currently on a business trip, and didn't feel comfortable bringing the laptop that I do all my comics on.

The next update will probably be either May 14th or 15th, so hopefully President Cheetos doesn't start a war by then.
Hair Furor quote: "Not many people know that Puerto Rico is part of the United States."

Translation of "Not many people know" is "I didn't know."

Others: "Believe me." Translation: "I am 100% lying."
"That I can tell you." Translation: "I'm pretty sure I'm lying, but I lie so much that I'm no longer sure."
"Many people say" and its variants. Translation: "I say, because it's what I want to believe in my basic, infantile heart of hearts."
The Decline and Fall of the American presidency: Honest Abe to Tricky Dicky to Dirty Donny/Dishonest Don. Sigh. If only they were hiring English adjuncts in Vancouver. Maybe I should just move over to Japan and live with the families of some of my former students until landing a job.
This strip was in reference to Kayne West's recent statement about "slavery being a choice..." or whatever crazy shit that man is babbling about these days. I swear... you hook up with a Kardashian, and your whole career goes down the toilet.

Also, this strip was based off a suggestion by friend Jacen (Mr Alexander to you students up in Bakersfield).
youngcannibals
April 29th, 2018
Sorry about missing an update yesterday. Had some computer issues, and didn't have enough time to fix it because I was running around so much for work.
Tehpikachu
April 27th, 2018
you're doing god's work here, man. keep it up, i love seeing this update <3
youngcannibals
April 26th, 2018
This strip was written by my pal, Jacen Alexander.
12AbbyRainbow
April 26th, 2018
Ooooh someone in trouble
Jacen (Guest)
April 25th, 2018
"And get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!" -- Robert Stack in Airplane!
Jacen (Guest)
April 24th, 2018
Nice one. The truth is even more specific: the evangelical Christians are pretend-Christians. There have been a few good articles covering that. So yeah--pretend to be a Christian, and the "Christians" will accept you.

Incidentally, I think this pretense is inevitable, because I think that evangelism is less about spreading the "truth" and more about getting others to agree with the evangelist in order to strengthen that person's otherwise weak beliefs. If the evangelist is alone in the world, he'll start to crumble. But if he convinces (or forces to believe) others of his beliefs, then he can feel better about being "right."

So after so many years of pretending, now they can just calls themselves Christians while supporting the devil and rationalizing his excesses.
youngcannibals
April 23rd, 2018
Hillary didn't say this, but I did see something like this somewhere on the internet. Credit to whoever.
youngcannibals
April 23rd, 2018
I completely forgot to post this earlier. Signs of dementia are kicking in.
Jacen (Guest)
April 22nd, 2018
That photo really makes Hair Furor look like what he is: obese, old, tired, and clueless. Dress him in a suit and you can cover up a lot, but actions and situations inevitably reveal the truth.