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Alt Cut

Alt Cut

by AltCat
Alt Cut is short for alternative cuts, and those are little scenes that sometimes can feel familiar, or sometimes turned so twisted by that dimension they detoured they do not any more. Much like that thing (usually a sock) long lost in the portal of the washing machine that one day return like some sort of mutant yarn rat drawn to reunite with its relative left behind. This portal activates on Mondays.

Here will hopefully be a mix of high and low, clever cuts or just plain stupid stabs on film, TV, games, books. All in good fun. Please keep this in mind, should your favouritest thing ever show up. ;)

On the topic of ifs.. Obscurity through sheer scope may be an issue here, because honestly, what are the odds of one having seen all the same things as another? But I simply figured this could be an interesting part of it all too. If a videogame joke did the old flyby because-don't-even-play-those. Maybe then someone up for jolly co-op guidance through that particular part of the silliness will do?
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Alt Cut

Alt Cut is short for alternative cuts, and those are little scenes that sometimes can feel familiar, or sometimes turned so twisted by that dimension they detoured they do not any more. Much like that thing (usually a sock) long lost in the portal of the washing machine that one day return like some sort of mutant yarn rat drawn to reunite with its relative left behind. This portal activates on Mondays.

Here will hopefully be a mix of high and low, clever cuts or just plain stupid stabs on film, TV, games, books. All in good fun. Please keep this in mind, should your favouritest thing ever show up. ;)

On the topic of ifs.. Obscurity through sheer scope may be an issue here, because honestly, what are the odds of one having seen all the same things as another? But I simply figured this could be an interesting part of it all too. If a videogame joke did the old flyby because-don't-even-play-those. Maybe then someone up for jolly co-op guidance through that particular part of the silliness will do?

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AltCat
June 25th, 2018
Recycle sure took on a dual meaning here.. :p
No, signing up on Patreon will not make the censorfish go away, sorry.

Enlisting would help with the cause and other things though, like bringing us closer to that ever distant Wacom tablet, so it would still be much appreciated of course.

Just not enough for full sell-out mode, just yet. ;)

End of subversive sell-out message.
AltCat
June 3rd, 2018
Movie logic. I guess sometimes the perfectly reasonable explanation to weird plot devices was simply cut out for the sake of pacing. But this was probably it.

#Geostorm #CinemaSciense
AltCat
May 26th, 2018
Since Dark Souls Remastered was released (officially anyway) yesterday this happened.

This is obviously that much rumoured secret happy ending at the undead beach that has not been discovered yet.

#DarkSouls
Yes, it's another one of those "what really would happen if beings from space got here" strips.

Why is that obvious "Dumbledorf" character blue here? . . . For technical reasons.

Next week week for something completely different. Probably.
A bit of explanation is probably in order for once.

The term "to cheese" something in a game means to beat the it in a non-intended way, usually by means of a glitch or some other oversight in programming. HAL takes the cheese strategies to the next level here.

So I guess this strip is also sort of game related.
Aww. Poor Batman doesn't get to have a Bat Cave anymore. ;^; I hope he learns how to use the washer fast.
The rain effect looks so cool. *^*
Quick!Chase after her and ask what time she's free in 10 years!!!
It would probably not be any more confusing if these creatures did things backwards.
Day late and still late that day. My plans and projects conspired against me!

Other things causing this might turn out something pretty neat though. Will post about it here, if it ever gets finished. :p
AltCat
April 23rd, 2018
What's this, videogame things again???

Well, since the latest "God of War" was released recently, it was well timed to do something a bit up to date. For once.. :p

And of course there was already wild speculations about where Kratos should or could clean up next, even years before the two other game in this obvious trilogy that just got started.

This here setting would probably be a very short game.

But you never know with vidogame-time-sink-fillers, could be things like an epic fight with Noah in a whale for some reason.

(Noah ended up in the whale when the animals on the ark mutinied and made him walk the plank..)

Feel free to post your most likely more sensical wishes or ideas for the next instalment, be it next game or next trilogy. :)
AltCat
April 16th, 2018
It is an alternate universe, even behind the scenes remember. This guy is really quite chill in the ordinary one. Simply follows the Coen comedy reciscript here probably.
AltCat
April 9th, 2018
Had some technical challenges too. Monday still far from over though. But those who like to be notified on the dot a new strip is up could add on the Twittering thing. (link top right corner) It is specific for this comic so there will not be spam about anything else. Not even cats!
Well, that was an easy read. This strip I imagined would also be one of the easiest to draw on the other hand..
AltCat
March 26th, 2018
Some reasonably familiar cutting room material here to ease what is to come. Next week, obscurity levels may rise again. There will be videogame things.
Still Monday! Time is relatively relative.
AltCat
March 11th, 2018
When realising being the only one taken esperanto. Sentas sekura man..
AltCat
March 5th, 2018
poor Jansson. But maybe he get to slice up the pizza delivery if it makes it through the snow.
AltCat
February 25th, 2018
Just what that means could, see we may in future.