A trio of "starving artists;" Dante Pellegrino, Tanya Sokolova, and Jack Liu, are struggling to keep their band, "2 Queer 4 Ur Ear" together, with a contract preventing them from splitting up to make matters worse. Their upcoming European tour, according to Tanya, the domineering frontwoman of the group, can only be possible if they find a new member (or two), preferably a female backup singer and guitar player or drummer. Will they find new members worthy of Tanya's insanely high standards? Tune in and find out!

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