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Nescio

Nescio

by MR.Zoet
Our protagonist in this story feels like he kinda sucks at everything.
Without any jobs or hobbies life can get kinda boring, and he's sick of that!
It's time to change his life-style!
To go on an adventure!
To meet new people!
To do some crazy stuff!
To steal kitties and beat people up with lobsters!
Wait, what?

It's Nescio!
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Nescio

Our protagonist in this story feels like he kinda sucks at everything.
Without any jobs or hobbies life can get kinda boring, and he's sick of that!
It's time to change his life-style!
To go on an adventure!
To meet new people!
To do some crazy stuff!
To steal kitties and beat people up with lobsters!
Wait, what?

It's Nescio!

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Hey.....

I just ordered seventeen bottles of wasabi shampoo along with a cheeto scented towel.

and also your cat thing is the giant monster thats eating people.
MR.Zoet
2 days ago
That "Hey." in the last panel can't mean anything good.
OR CAN IT????
ADASFGHJHGFDSDFGHJK
@Nosh Ware: I like how you noticed the little band-aid
I remember when drawing these pages I forgot to draw it ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME because it's such a minor detail thing
Should've wrapped his entire head in bandages, would've been easier to remember drawing (and would've been more appropriate too I guess xD)
Nosh Ware
June 19th, 2018
Just a scratch
Nesico, after all of that, just needed a band-aid?
Also, thank you for opting out of the manditory "hows it hanging?".
@MR.Zoet: Why thank you. I'm pretty good at this sort of thing.
MR.Zoet
June 19th, 2018
@9rainbowtails: Okay. That is definitely to most random fun thing someone has ever commented on a thing of mine.

Props for actually making me laugh out loud while reading this during classes xD
"Hello Lobster Queen, This is Crab King. I'm just calling to tell you ABOUT THIS AMAZING NEW PRODUCT! WASABI SHAMPOO AND SOAP! IT IS SO AMAZINGLY FRESH AND GREEN THAT ALL YOUR GREASE AND DIRT WILL BURN RIGHT OFF! (along with your skin and fur) BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT! AND IF YOU BUY TWO BOTTLES OF WASABI SOAP RIGHT NOW WE'LL THROW IN A CHEETO SCENTED TOWEL FOR EXTRA COST!!!!!!! WOW WHAT A GOOD DEAL! ORDER NOW AT 888-EVILSOAPS TODAY! side effects may include anything from loss of all skin to death. SO BUY NOW AND----!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH THERE IS A GIANT CAT EATING ROBERT!"

"OH NO I"M BEING EATING ALONG WITH ALL THE WASABI SHAMPOO!"

"BOB! STOP TELEMARKETING AND SAVE THE SHAMPOO!!! oh and save Robert too I guess. NOOO NOT THE CHEETO SCENTED BLANKETS! THOSE ARE LIKE 19 DOLLERS EACH!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*click*



Telemarketers am I right?
MR.Zoet
June 19th, 2018
WHEN SUDDENLY
Mysterious phone call!

(sorry if uploads take a bit longer than usual, I'm super busy atm with all the last things I have to do to complete this college year. And concerts, I have to give SOOOO MUCH CONCERTS I think my hands are gonna fall off aaa)

Also the last panel is one of my favorites from this comic and I don't even know why
@Nosh Ware: Hm! Good eye!
I almost didn't notice those GIANT FRIKKIN TENTACLES in the room.
I swear, I never notice small details like that. Small stuff like that always catches me off guard.
@EpicChild: Sounds like a good deal xD
Oh my god Matthew, you look diffrent- let me see...

Hmm, did you get a new face?
Or maybe a new body?
Or - oh! A new pet giant FREKING SQUID?
Well I guess I could save you, if you swear life long servitude to me in return.
XD
Whoa there Matthew
You look waaaay to different with that fancy new haircut (and also with me changing the drawing style)
It's visible that this character is the same as the one that appeared earlier in this chapter right?
@Nosh Ware: I think these guys lack any sense of responsibility for well... Anything.
Will probably be their downfall sooner or later xD


(I actually bury my fish when they die, I'd always make a pretty grave decorated with tiny flowers and stuff if one dies.
But that's just me, I get very attached to them, but that's also because they get pretty old, my oldest goldfish atm I've had for 11 years! And when you feed something every day for 11 years it's not that weird to get so attached to it)
Well
I see your all broken up over your pet dieing. Shame on you! You know, some people even burry thier goldfish when it dies! But nooooo, not you, just ignore it, he says. You monster.
Let's all just ignore the problem
.

(also, don't drink alcohol, these guys are bad role-models)
@Nosh Ware: It's pretty obvious that an evil cat thing like Mrs. Fluff would wish for evil destructive stuff, but I don't think the blue guy really tries to apply logic to any situation.
And I hope someone gets that monster thing under control quickly, cause that's gonna leave more than just a scratch
I don't know how much that insurance can cover xD
@EpicChild: True, but with a random person like me writing the comic you can never be completely sure tbh xD
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Pfff, of course not, what would make you think that an EVIL FRICKEN CAT'S WHISH WOULD INVOLVE BECOMING MORE EVIL?
Also, you better have insurance for the dammage, 'cause I'm pretty shure that thats going to leave a scratch.
Nosh Ware
June 15th, 2018
Awww, what a cute lobster-fox thing