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Divine Command Theory

Divine Command Theory

by gutache
A girl with no memory (and infinite HP) crashes through the crust of a bizarre pink planet. With only a pair of maladjusted twins and their drug dealer by her side, our heroine will have to fight through horny corporate assholes, sexy cultist wackjobs, and gelatinous sewer monsters before she can make a life for herself on the cotton candy surface.

Read on Tumblr: https://divinecommandtheory.tumblr.com
Read on Tapas: https://tapas.io/series/DICOTH
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Pages
112
Updates
2 Updates/Week
Last Update
Yesterday
Fans
16
Readers
40

Divine Command Theory

A girl with no memory (and infinite HP) crashes through the crust of a bizarre pink planet. With only a pair of maladjusted twins and their drug dealer by her side, our heroine will have to fight through horny corporate assholes, sexy cultist wackjobs, and gelatinous sewer monsters before she can make a life for herself on the cotton candy surface.

Read on Tumblr: https://divinecommandtheory.tumblr.com
Read on Tapas: https://tapas.io/series/DICOTH

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Recent Comments

eishiya
20 hours ago
Desktop thing! It would just be some tweaks to your Archive template code. I don't think the other templates have a nice arrangement either (except Streamlined, which has all the thumbnails instead), but they have more info in the archive so it looks less... empty.
gutache
20 hours ago
@eishiya: nope! tooth is a special case. besides her, everyone's horns/lack of horns is set in stone.
and thank you for letting me know! i don't fully understand what you're saying. is it a mobile thing or a desktop thing? do u think i should just change my default layout?
eishiya
Yesterday
...wait. If trying <s>weed</s> lemongrass once gave Tooth horns like everyone else, does that mean that everyone else's horns reflect how much lemongrass they've had?

(Also, your archive is a bit annoying to get through, lots of scrolling! With page titles so short, I think it would be best not to put each one on a separate line and just have a few per line separated by a decent amount of space instead. If you'd like to do that but need help coding it, PM me!)
gutache
August 29th, 2019
done with chapter two!! see yall in chapter 3 :-)
eishiya
August 15th, 2019
Congrats! That's a big milestone.
gutache
August 15th, 2019
happy 100th page! thanks for reading!!
gutache
August 15th, 2019
:(
bwooom
August 7th, 2019
OH.... tooth enamel.....
gutache
July 30th, 2019
back from break ! whew. hope everyones summer is going well!
bwooom
July 13th, 2019
oh ? we'ed ??
JoKeR
July 4th, 2019
Yup... I'm exactly the same level of puzzled as Tooth.
Le9
June 30th, 2019
Amusing dialogue
gutache
June 21st, 2019
@eishiya: i'm glad u like it more! i had to get a new computer and it doesn't have the old font on it so i just went with something else!
JoKeR
June 19th, 2019
@eishiya: The letters are tiny bit thinner.
eishiya
June 19th, 2019
I'm not sure what changed, but the lettering on this page looks better!
bwooom
June 19th, 2019
hhhehehhehhhhhee............. we'ed



(wait IS that actually weed tho i cant tell)
Le9
June 9th, 2019
Cuute
JoKeR
May 26th, 2019
Nice!!
hur hur ...weird.
gutache
May 25th, 2019
here... an animated page
gutache
April 26th, 2019
@Le9: thank u for reading!! i promise there will be as many good times as bad times lmao