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Divine Command Theory

Divine Command Theory

by gutache
A girl with no memory (and infinite HP) crashes through the crust of a bizarre pink planet. With only a pair of maladjusted twins and their drug dealer by her side, our heroine will have to fight through horny corporate assholes, sexy cultist wackjobs, and gelatinous sewer monsters before she can make a life for herself on the cotton candy surface.

Read on Tumblr: https://divinecommandtheory.tumblr.com
Read on Tapas: https://tapas.io/series/DICOTH
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121
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Last Update
1 Week Ago
Fans
15
Readers
33

Divine Command Theory

A girl with no memory (and infinite HP) crashes through the crust of a bizarre pink planet. With only a pair of maladjusted twins and their drug dealer by her side, our heroine will have to fight through horny corporate assholes, sexy cultist wackjobs, and gelatinous sewer monsters before she can make a life for herself on the cotton candy surface.

Read on Tumblr: https://divinecommandtheory.tumblr.com
Read on Tapas: https://tapas.io/series/DICOTH

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bwooom
November 7th, 2019
HELL yes... bread
gutache
October 28th, 2019
hey guys! this is gonna be the last page for another week or so bc things have been really busy at work! hope u have a fun & safe halloween!
Guest
October 16th, 2019
ive JUST noticed the lionel sells drugs tshirt omg
eishiya
October 2nd, 2019
Tooth, I know you're having a weird day, but that's no reason to litter and be rude D':
Le9
September 29th, 2019
@eishiya: lol
eishiya
September 28th, 2019
@gutache: Maybe it rode up 8D
gutache
September 28th, 2019
forgot vincent's fucking leg thing >:( will add it tomorrow
eishiya
September 18th, 2019
Desktop thing! It would just be some tweaks to your Archive template code. I don't think the other templates have a nice arrangement either (except Streamlined, which has all the thumbnails instead), but they have more info in the archive so it looks less... empty.
gutache
September 18th, 2019
@eishiya: nope! tooth is a special case. besides her, everyone's horns/lack of horns is set in stone.
and thank you for letting me know! i don't fully understand what you're saying. is it a mobile thing or a desktop thing? do u think i should just change my default layout?
eishiya
September 18th, 2019
...wait. If trying <s>weed</s> lemongrass once gave Tooth horns like everyone else, does that mean that everyone else's horns reflect how much lemongrass they've had?

(Also, your archive is a bit annoying to get through, lots of scrolling! With page titles so short, I think it would be best not to put each one on a separate line and just have a few per line separated by a decent amount of space instead. If you'd like to do that but need help coding it, PM me!)
gutache
August 29th, 2019
done with chapter two!! see yall in chapter 3 :-)
eishiya
August 15th, 2019
Congrats! That's a big milestone.
gutache
August 15th, 2019
happy 100th page! thanks for reading!!
gutache
August 15th, 2019
:(
bwooom
August 7th, 2019
OH.... tooth enamel.....
gutache
July 30th, 2019
back from break ! whew. hope everyones summer is going well!
bwooom
July 13th, 2019
oh ? we'ed ??
JoKeR
July 4th, 2019
Yup... I'm exactly the same level of puzzled as Tooth.
Le9
June 30th, 2019
Amusing dialogue
gutache
June 21st, 2019
@eishiya: i'm glad u like it more! i had to get a new computer and it doesn't have the old font on it so i just went with something else!