Life & Death

Life & Death

by Joff
Mostly my own slightly warped view on Life, Death, and the world in general..
Not really, this follows the lives of Death (Steve) and Life (Bobby) Along with the other mythical/magical beings that generally clutter up the place
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Life & Death

Mostly my own slightly warped view on Life, Death, and the world in general..
Not really, this follows the lives of Death (Steve) and Life (Bobby) Along with the other mythical/magical beings that generally clutter up the place

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Well, they say karma's a pain, so Steve was just proving them right.
Adding things to Steve's list is a mistake..
Problem 1: Fire
Problem 2: Dragon
Problem 3: Fire Dragon
Problem 4: Dragon Ridge
Problem 5: Fire Dragon Ridge
Need I go on?
Waiting for the Exiern crossover ...
Even the smallest problems can be a pain in the ass to deal with, and with five of them things can really drag-on.
soooo
@Joff: how small of a dragon are they talking about? Plusss is it one of the ones that breathe fire? it may seem silly but im actually curious
They're only small ones though..
@RazorD9: Sorry, but Sally used that one was QUITE some time ago.
@makogun2000: Sacred also had a lot of good ones.
Guess someone got the point.
famous last words
there are some good ones on the graves in Baldurs Gate, (the game, not the city in the game)
Lucky there was someone around to write that down..
HA, I love the ones with the phoenix, they remind me of the old Looney Tunes episodes with Wile E. Coyote and the Roadrunner.
They really do carry those signs with them everywhere.
Nope
I will guarantee that if you show 9 out of 10 people a sign that says 'Dungeon of Terror' they will go "Oooh Shiny, I wanna see." and proceed to go in regardless of whether it's actually a good idea or not because of two things. One: Common sense, isn't and Two: Evil is really rather rare but stupidity grows on the trees the world over. Oh and yes I admit to cribbing those two lines but I can't really remember exactly where from.
Honestly, Steve, I'd have thought you'd have learned by now: Things have a tendency to go for the worst when you go after the phoenix: Your parachute gets caught in a tree, you get attacked by a tiger, you end up physically in the Dreamtime...
Did you really expect a rented glider to survive?
That's about right
Joff
March 31st, 2017
They'll stop going into these places eventually..