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Life & Death

Life & Death

by Joff
Mostly my own slightly warped view on Life, Death, and the world in general..
Not really, this follows the lives of Death (Steve) and Life (Bobby) Along with the other mythical/magical beings that generally clutter up the place
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Life & Death

Mostly my own slightly warped view on Life, Death, and the world in general..
Not really, this follows the lives of Death (Steve) and Life (Bobby) Along with the other mythical/magical beings that generally clutter up the place

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If you promise Steve a drink, you don't get out of it that easily..
@namtap032892: I meant from the p.o.v. of the U.S. as a whole (and Steve) rather than that of any one town. It was either that Steve was talking about or just having seen someone doing something incredibly stupid like staying too close to a Cape fight.
@Forger: If that were the case, the comment "this is something you don't see every day" wouldn't make sense
I would think that in any Universe with Superheroes and Super-villains one on one fights would be a dime a dozen (or a dozen a day) and likely only reported in small local newspapers. The only ones to make the news would likely be the large battles with multiple heroes and villains along with plenty of collateral damage. Like as not it would also have to be in a major city with at least a couple of city blocks destroyed and/or some rich asshole with enough money to whine about it to the news as the target.
Apparently, superhero/supervillian battles don't get as much air time on the news as you'd think they would.
I can imagine
Joff
September 30th, 2018
The collateral damage brings Steve into this far more frequently than he'd like..
I always find it kinda funny how people react when they first learn that all these fanciful creatures from fairy tales are usually evil little buggers and that fairy tales themselves are usually pretty dark.
PICT-ies
Sorry - I'm fond of the Pratchett version of the creatures.
Browser
September 16th, 2018
Good thing those ninjas gave Steve all that practice with running while wearing sandals.
Do you believe in Death?
Joff
September 16th, 2018
Imagine angry bees that know magic, and you're about at the right level..
That was funny
@RazorD9: and they need a pair.
RazorD9
September 10th, 2018
Guess Steve realized neither of them could get ahead.
Morzone
September 10th, 2018
XD I'd love to see more of what weird things Life gets up to during his work.
yay first and fun
Joff
September 10th, 2018
They'd be at this for days if they didn't..
I didn't notice when I first read this, but the fact that Steve noticed this discrepancy means he's actually good at the bureaucratic parts of his job too. O_o
Time to get the silver