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Life & Death

Life & Death

by Joff
Mostly my own slightly warped view on Life, Death, and the world in general..
Not really, this follows the lives of Death (Steve) and Life (Bobby) Along with the other mythical/magical beings that generally clutter up the place
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Life & Death

Mostly my own slightly warped view on Life, Death, and the world in general..
Not really, this follows the lives of Death (Steve) and Life (Bobby) Along with the other mythical/magical beings that generally clutter up the place

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Bleep this bleep im out
You should make a page where Steve Refuses to go anywhere near Doomguy out of fearing he'd end up like the legions of demons who cross him... and do another page with Steve being unable to kill ghost rider.
Also...
How would you be able to fit it in your mouth to begin with? X3
They're good
Actually if you think about it in the beginning of episode 4 they kill everyone and only lose 2 troopers and at the sand crawler Ben says the shots are TOO precise and when firing at Han in the docking bay along with him firing at them Chewy is firing the ships cannon so they are bolting for cover and don't get much of a chance to fire... oh and they were ordered to let Leia and the others go on the death star to get to the rebels and captain Rex try's they're helmets and says he can barl'y see so its not they're fault and most of them are probably good shots.
Aiming
You would really think that as professional soldiers they'd be taught how to properly aim and fire at a target rather than just randomly shooting in the targets direction. Sad really that their standards are so low, good for the good guys though.
The salt is high with Steve
Maybe if they aimed instead of just 'Mobster' it...


yeah that would never happen
Honestly, he's there on the off-chance that somehow their guns mis-firing in their own faces is more accurate than when they aim..
Sometimes you just can't come up with an excuse.
So you are drowning someone?
@Joff: There is this old sentence "Inner Peace through superior firepower".

Steve just ignores the power part or takes the fire very seriously.
Maybe he should stick around for a bit, figure out some of that inner peace stuff..
fates v thanatos ??
If the Fates decree that a specific individual is fated to die in a specific manner, by a specific cause, you'd think they would move the fate of that cause toward an appropriate intersection with the victim. But instead, they sometimes leave it to Steve to do the heavy lifting of a rush-job of arranging the encounter.
Well this would be funny if harry potter ended like this
funny idea
Steve:*Walks in on some random guy sleeping*

guy:WHAT ARE YOU DOIN HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WEARING SUNGLASSES?

Steve:*Walks away humming "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm surprised the guy hasn't woken up yet.
So, Steve is going for the Bear necessity.
Steve doesn't even get respect from beasts
Go get him Cheeseburger
People don't really get how awkward it can be to get the random bear into someone's bedroom..