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Life & Death

Life & Death

by Joff
Mostly my own slightly warped view on Life, Death, and the world in general..
Not really, this follows the lives of Death (Steve) and Life (Bobby) Along with the other mythical/magical beings that generally clutter up the place
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Life & Death

Mostly my own slightly warped view on Life, Death, and the world in general..
Not really, this follows the lives of Death (Steve) and Life (Bobby) Along with the other mythical/magical beings that generally clutter up the place

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You're going to need a bigger goldfish bowl.
@namtap032892: And, over a year later, I realize the name is "Five (5) Dragon Ridge" and not "Fire Dragon Ridge"
She's a Viking and more specifically a Valkyrie. The Midgarsormer would eat a Megalodon as a snack. Plus I'm fairly sure she'll have seen nastier things in the mythological realms.
Of course Sally's not impressed
Well, I suppose Sally's at least aware of the Midgard Serpent.. Kinda hard to be impressed after that..
I love that slow realisation of just who he's correcting.
Wonder if the blood sucker is a George Micheal fan? Probably not especially after meeting Steve.
@Forger: it was 12 different forms, to be exact. I think most other deaths would be one form, otherwise no one would die. (You know, cause the reapers would just "misplace" the paperwork.)
Ah Steve, your hatred for Vampires truly knows no bounds. Mainly because if memory serves they cause triple the paperwork of any other type of death, yeowch.
And if Steve had hit him on top of a Tower, then it would have been a Wham-Spire :P
Best not to argue with him on this one..
I realize it's been, like, 6 and a half years since this was done, but...

Looks like Steve learned from that trip to the Dreamtime in the outback. ;)
namtap, I think that could describe pedestrians in pretty much any country in the world as most pedestrians just don't seem to care that they're risking their bloody lives if a driver can't brake soon enough/fast enough to not hit you for whatever reason.
Reminds me of where I live. People can't be bothered to give a damn about traffic laws.
Someone's not paying attention
As a Driver myself in Britain I've seen plenty of close calls where Pedestrians just saunter across the road without a care in the world forcing Drivers to Brake sharply or swerve to avoid them. Oddly Mobile Phones aren't responsible for more than maybe a quarter. That said they're getting more and more responsible for car crashes by stupid drivers using their phones while driving.
One of my friends complained about this when trying to drive through a store parking lot. It seemed like most of the people weren't watching for the traffic at all...
I have a lot of favourite quotes... but... perhaps this one (couldn't give you a source right now).

"Pedestrians only have right of way, until they try to prove it."
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