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Life & Death

Life & Death

by Joff
Mostly my own slightly warped view on Life, Death, and the world in general..
Not really, this follows the lives of Death (Steve) and Life (Bobby) Along with the other mythical/magical beings that generally clutter up the place
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Life & Death

Mostly my own slightly warped view on Life, Death, and the world in general..
Not really, this follows the lives of Death (Steve) and Life (Bobby) Along with the other mythical/magical beings that generally clutter up the place

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@namtap032892: I Bet Rolling in bubble wrap would be extra theraputic :P
...Why would you even NEED to ask how that helps deal with stress?! Bubble wrap is awesome!
Joff
June 11th, 2018
It's not all useless..
Well, I mean... If you think about it, "reaching/aiming for the stars" DID lead Steve to his future self...
It is at this point, that I suspect someone is going to die from a "falling star" soon...
Yeah they tend to be
Though of course, it's still so vague it could really mean anything..
@CFsoftie: I don't think English was designed . . . probably "Just Growed" this way from the stuff that was once Middle English and then Elizabethan English.

Or some thingy or anobber.
@RazorD9: At least it'll make getting there a little easier to bear.
Sorry. Typo alert. I am ashamed.
"Passed" should be "past". "He passed the gate" vs. "he got past the gate". Always gets me when I write!

Yeah. English. People talk about something this messed-up being "designed by committee", but even a committee would have done better designing English!
Especially since this guy supposedly died back in comic 1685.
If I said I'd buy him 10 drinks, do you think he'd let me out?

...Probably not...
Not the kind of light at the end of the tunnel they were expecting, but at least it comes with a free drink. Makes it a bit brighter.
Also, he'll make sure you're posed with dignity and such for when you're found..
Why.. wont.. you.. just.. DIE
Have Death and the Grave walker from Shadow Of Mordor meet.
Death Watch it is then.
He needs to see how he keeps getting out of these things..
Response to antlan87
I don't think they hat all undead. I can recall them hunting zombies and vampires and it probably their job to keep any ghosts and/or wraiths from appearing but we have not seen any skeletons be re-deaded.
It could be worse, he could be an undead serial killer, and we all know the reapers feelings on the undead.