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Emophone Suicide Hotline: Well we did what we could... sort of...

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COTBqUUweI
What I am missing however, is the integration with Web Analytics reporting tools. ,
XD
Ahahaha!!!!
>.<
It's kinda crossing the lines with me, but I still find humor in it...

=]
What's with the ghost kid?
Nooo this comic was great! I really enjoyed every page of it.
LOL!!
why is he dressed like that? HAHAHAHAAA!
LMAO!!
That's funny as hell!!
OMG
That's hot!
Ahcri Slate
September 2nd, 2006
Perfect!!!
DAMN!! I wish I had thought of that first! THis is hilarious T_T
Awww... But I need more!
the last news post
hello and goodbye loyal E.S.H. readers.

this is indeed the last E.S.H comic. sorry for the blur, bastard schoolmates rubbing the damn page down.i'm at the loss of words right now, the late updates, the no responces to the last few comics. i've yet to work on The Officebots (remember that comic?). expect to see it come out if not later this year, sometime early next year. it's been fun while it lasted and 1000 thanks goes to you readers out there.

thanks for reading all the time and vote a 5. goodbye
EmophoneHotline
June 26th, 2006
tights crotch stares into your soul
WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?

welcome back readers! i'm back home and i'm thinking i'm out of comics we'll see if that's true next update.

i seriously need to start drawing up those officebots comics, i've got 0 done and 0 started. infact, i have no idea how to start it. i'm off to the internet! it would help me greatly if you, the reader, post on how to start the officebots.

thanks for reading and vote a 5.
lol umm...right..
wow...
It's so simple, yet funny!
NEWS
I'm terribly sorry for the late update I've been on vaction (still am).

if you're you're thinking this is the last comic you're wron, you fucker. The last comic will come when it comes, which is soon. But anyway WTF happened to the last issue 3.33, c'mon now, they didn't even leave a comment. Damn downvoters and thier prickishness, buncha' pricks.

Thanks for reading and vote a 5.
Haha... funny, as usual.
News
Nothing new to say.

Vote a five and thanks for reading.
I'll give you motivation!!

PIZZA DO YOU LIKE PIZZA?!? HOW ABOUT CHEESE?!?!? I'LL FORCE FEED YOU IF YOU DON'T WORK ON IT!!! AAARRRGH!!!!

Just kidding, I don't know where you live. But I do know how to force feed people... *shifty eyes*
NEWS
Damn that co-workers Joe's got some long ass legs.

Welcome back readers to this issue of E.S.H. How've you been?

I'm not gonna start working on Officebots when E.S.H. ends. Too lazy, give me motivation. Finals are coming up so don't expect too many updates until June 1st. Then I'm going to Flordia for a few days. Hell, I might make a comi or two on the plane.

Thanks for reading and vote a 5.