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Uber Meat

Do you like comic with lovable characters, intelligent scripts, and plenty of comedy? Well then look somewhere else douche bag. Because your not going to find any of that here. However, if you like: hateful characters constantly trying to kill each other, people calling each other dumb asses every 2 panels, and jokes about sex...then look no further!

I update every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
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Do you like comic with lovable characters, intelligent scripts, and plenty of comedy? Well then look somewhere else douche bag. Because your not going to find any of that here. However, if you like: hateful characters constantly trying to kill each other, people calling each other dumb asses every 2 panels, and jokes about sex...then look no further!

I update every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday

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We're back!
On the off chance anyone actually might see this, I'd like to announce something.

While it's been several years since I have updated with a video and even longer since a comic I'm hoping
there might still be some fans of Uber Meat.

That being said, Caleb and I have started a let's play series. It's on the same channel as our videos. We would absolutely love it if you all could check out those videos and subscribe.

Our first let's play was for Castle Crashers, which we have just recently finished. At the time of writing this we are playing Fable: Lost Chapters and Batman: Arkham Asylum.

So please, click the link and check out our videos. (Be warned, the audio quality is kind of shit for the first seven episodes but you can turn on subtitles and it improves on episode 8.)

Constructive criticism is always appreciated.

The art for the thumbnail of the Castle Crashers play through is none other than Taylor (whom some of you may remember from earlier on in the comics). If you would also like to contribute artwork for us, drop us a line on our facebook page and we'd be more than happy to work with you.

https://www.youtube.com/user/UberMeatProductions

https://www.facebook.com/Uber-Meat-Productions-103994489636710/
Kooler
August 16th, 2011
Bonjour! Well, you heard my sprite self right, we do have a new video. Though can you really call it new if it's been out since March?
We're working on the new one today and tomorrow and it should be up within the week. The other one I talked about isn't really a sketch, but it's still very important.

Also, for good measure, here are some links to the Uber Meat Youtube Channel
http://www.youtube.com/user/UberMeatProductions
The Uber Meat Facebook page
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Uber-Meat-Productions/103994489636710
And my own Facebook page, because I'd like to know who still follows us. Though if you do send me a friend request, please, tell me you're a fan of Uber Meat, otherwise I'll just delete you.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1112250139
A link would help.
Kooler
July 23rd, 2010
Alright, new video is up. I've had everyone tell me that this is our best one yet. Not hard considering the first one we had no idea what we were doing and the second one was thrown together at the last minute.

This one came about on one simple realization. Caleb was going with me on vacation and we knew that this was the only opportunity to use a beach in one of our videos. I'm sure we looked pretty strange to passerbys but cares? They're in Florida and we'll never see them again.

Anyway, my sister Meghan did a majority of the Camera work for this video.

Also, please ignore the coat hanger that's used to pull away the bird, we had no way of disguising it.

Stranded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6so5yPjVsA&videos=-yDgbZVfe4E
What a coinedence. My name is Tim and my friends name is Caleb!
Me likey.
I take look l8er
I thought that I'd do this everytime we update a video. Gives me an excuse to blow the dust off of the old sprites.

So the story behind the video is this:
I had just finished buying some new shirts for the summer when my dad handed me the receipt and told me to hold onto it in case there's something wrong with the shirts. To which I replied "Yeah, like what? If they suddenly came to life and tried to strangle me while I wear them?" That's when a lightbulb appeared over my head.

This one, I'll admit, was not nearly as good as our last one. But that's mainly because Caleb was grounded and I couldn't film any of the videos that we have lined up. So I needed something to update with, because I hadn't in so long. Thus why I picked something that was easy to film and only involved me. At least I thought it would only involve me. I ended up needing a camera man and Jack was kind enough to help out, as did my dad.

Anyway, here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGklj54xqEs
Not gonna lie you should have given it to Emily cause I barely have any boobs..lol
This one made me laugh so much Mac good job!
Wow Mac I've missed your comics.
What a pervert..lol
I'm sad that you're going to stop the comics, but the videos sound like a fun idea! 8D
This comic was good while it lasted.. best of luck to you all!
It's sad to see the comic die, but it's you decision. I wish your future will prosper and to become succesfull.
For some reason the link is broken and won't go. Just copy and paste the link to go to it, don't know why it's doing that
...I can't see any of the videos!!
Thanks for all the good times
Well I would just like to say thank you one last time. I have had a lot of good memories with this comic and have made a few friends. Don't know how but this comic managed to bring my friends together as an official group and vids will do the exact same. So to all those loyal fans to the comic (Hockey and Adria in particular) I hope that you will continue to support us and keep an eye on our videos. Who knows? You may be able to brag to all the noobs later on that "You knew us when..."

Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/UberMeatProductions

Facebook
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1356757832854&ref=mf#!/pages/Uber -Meat-Productions/103994489636710
(For some reason the above link isn't working. So instead of clicking the link copy and paste the whole thing into your browser to go to it)
Kuragari
February 3rd, 2010
EVERYONE GETS GIRLFRIENDS BUT ME!!!!

And im not even ugly. Not handsome, not pretty, just average...

AND STILL NOTHING!!!! CURSE YOU LUCKY PEOPLE!!!
Now I am DEFINTIVELY reminded of 8-bit theather