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MiB

by Szelenbaum
Wulfram Bryk is a private-eye. Marceli Szpak is his assistant and a bishounen.
Bryk loves peace & quiet - two things that cease to exist when Marceli's around.
And Marceli...Marceli loves to torture Bryk.

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Wulfram Bryk is a private-eye. Marceli Szpak is his assistant and a bishounen.
Bryk loves peace & quiet - two things that cease to exist when Marceli's around.
And Marceli...Marceli loves to torture Bryk.

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Pridek
June 11th, 2015
Marceli antysystemowiec.
TRANSLATION:
- Marceli! I've bought you those nuts you've been bothering me about!

...

- Oh, don't tell me you wasn't expecting this.

- I won't.
Szelenbaum
December 9th, 2014
TRANSLATION:
- So? Are we going to smash zombies down?

- Can't we play a cultural game?

...

- We can wear top hats and monocles and comment the gameplay with british accent.

- Alright then.
Szelenbaum
December 6th, 2014
TRANSLATION:
- Have you seen my assistant? He's really beautiful, with long, brown hair, dressed like a spoiled aristocrat from past era.

- Any special features?

...

- An overhappy trap.

- Ah, I think I saw him.
TRANSLATION:
- Bryk had to gone out, so I will fill the whole comic today.

- Enjoy!
TRANSLATION:
- You want plot twist?! Buy a book!
Szelenbaum
September 27th, 2014
TRANSLATION:
- Attention, Humankind! The Great Marceli will now make a speech that summarizes his deep thoughts about world's burning problems.

- Ahem.

- Sucks !

- Go home in peace, wretched plebeians - the Great Marceli has spoken.
Szelenbaum
September 20th, 2014
TRANSLATION:
- Why don't we do something together tomorrow?

- We could go to philharmonic.

- Also, we haven't visit an art gallery since forever.

- Sorry, son, but I promised Marceli that we will smash zombies on Playstation and spread lead until our eyes will fall out from our skulls.

- He used to read poems.
Szelenbaum
September 13th, 2014
TRANSLATION:
- Remember those windows, son.

- Big one will always throw us something good.

- But beware of the small one, he's as mean as a cat. *Shoo, stupid birds!*

- What a crud!

- I have this stupid feeling that somebody's backbiting me.
Szelenbaum
September 6th, 2014
TRANSLATION:
*Monday*

- Fat Tiger !

*Tuesday*

- Pudding Donut !

- Can't you greet me more normally ?!

- I can try.

*Wendsday*

- Bryk !
Szelenbaum
August 28th, 2014
TRANSLATION:
- Today I'm going to be rebellious and subversive.

- I'll eat waffles with caramel instead of breakfast!

- You're a wild thing, Bryk, a wild thing!

- He did not even loose his tie.
TRANSLATION:
- Bryk, you can't go on diet! Without needless fat, you'll loose your optimal bryk-ulity!

- You're talking nineteen to the dozen.

- Am I? Or maybe you have not enough courage to be a fatty!

- Be brave! Be Bryk!
TRANSLATION:
- Most of the time Marceli's mind is functioning in 9 years old mode.

- Therefore don't be disturbed by his words or actions - I'm like a big plush tiger to him.

- Plush tiger?

- I know, it's weird.

- I DO understand him!

- Calm down.
TRANSLATION:
- We're going to city office, finally you'll prove yourself useful. Remember - just stand still and smile to the ladies behind the counter.

*nag-nag-nag*

- Smile!
TRANSLATION:
- So what were you doing today?

- Firstly I washed all the curtains and cleaned all the windows, and then, while resting, I was listening to Chopin and reading Golubiew's "Boleslaw Chrobry" novel.

- S-seriously?

- Of course not! What are you, stupid?!
Szelenbaum
April 25th, 2014
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- This is unquestionably the best office in the world.

- Wulfram is so smart, well-read, intelligent, hardworking, capable, articulate, eloquent and you...

...

- You are loveable.
TRANSLATION:
- Sometimes I think that you and Marceli are incomers from MathPlanet. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSLDLFKwXQI )

- People are starting to suspect something.
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- Today I throw logic out of the window.

- I thought it already lies and whines since long ago, agonizing next to "consistency of actions".
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*Sounds of Tiger*


- Bills.

- Spider.

- Paper-cut.

- Paczki deficiency.

- You really DO know him well.
Szelenbaum
March 29th, 2014
TRANSLATION:
- Bryk, I do remind you that after you killed that strange bug in the bedroom, you took a photo and posted a topic on entomologists' forum that one can summary in such words--

- "Does this thing lie eggs in brain or eyesockets?"

- Therefore you shouldn't criticize my subtle averseness toward clowns.

- Is running away with panic scream a subtle averseness?

- A well-founded one!