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Beastly Thoughts

by halfelven
A comic for those images that occur to me late at night, or on the freeway, or in the middle of a boring conversation and I just can't get rid of them till I draw them up.
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A comic for those images that occur to me late at night, or on the freeway, or in the middle of a boring conversation and I just can't get rid of them till I draw them up.

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All-purpose, one-size-fits-all, re-usable political comment. :)
Well, see, they're looking for Opp, Pennsylvania. He just didn't understand their thick Rigellian accent. :)
Hahaha.
GIVING directions is alien to some people. I have issues with that.
Haha, nice.
halfelven
May 25th, 2006
Even if we don't admit it, isn't it how most of us end up--hurling ourselves down the gullet of a monstrous clown? :)
I'll bet I did it before Family Guy. :) The original version of this cartoon was done in 1992 and has been on my old site at beastlythoughts.com since 2002. It's kind of an obvious gag though and I wouldn't be surprised to find out Red Skelton had done it back in the 1950s. :)
Puns and wordplay are about 80% of what I do with this strip. :) I like puns. Thanks for commenting.
lol
Now with grapefruit and spoon!
I modified the cartoon to include a grapefruit half in commemoration of another great Cagney movie, Public Enemy, in which he uses a grapefruit as a weapon against his girlfriend, Mae Clarke. :)
If it seems obscure, hold your nose and read the caption out loud. :)
halfelven
April 27th, 2006
Toon Blood
The model for Rufus T. Spork was my friend, Rick Buhs. He recognized it before I did. Rick died two years ago at the age of 46 of heart failure. But he had obvious signs of toon blood and so he lives on. There will be more cartoons of Rufus.
halfelven
April 23rd, 2006
Thanks, nice to have fans. :)

I'm not sure how this came out so big, it was drawn and scanned at the same size as the others. Must have happened when I redid the lettering in PSE.

I'm trying to do these twice a week, Sun and Thu, with occasional Tue.
fav'd i love these!
Gold! Mine!
Yeah, the rag is like comedy -uh- platinum. :)
LOL. I love just looking at the headlines on that paper at the story. It cracks me up, all the crap they come up with :).
Insomnia
Which also helps with getting a lot of art done. :)
theres medicine like that?!?!...
what are the side effects?
Prehistoric Funnies
I actually did this art several years ago, back when I first got medication that stopped my hands from shaking.
halfelven
April 17th, 2006
Well, of course he offers neck piercing. :) He just doesn't advertise it.
Tanis
April 17th, 2006
heh heh heh awesome...be cooler if they offered neck piercing free with ear piercing