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Iter Loquaculo et Poopo

by BandhallNinja
In ancient Rome, there was a teenage boy who never shut up. When he's punished for it, and is forced to journey to Pompeii, idiocy and adventure ensues.

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In ancient Rome, there was a teenage boy who never shut up. When he's punished for it, and is forced to journey to Pompeii, idiocy and adventure ensues.

[Updates Sometimes]

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SHIT DUDE. Now I'm going to have to draw some fan art of this comic in exchange for this randomly hilarious story!

It was the best version of it EVER 8D
Just be happy it’s not Twilight

Now that we’ve gotten that out of our systems...

Late V-Day update: I have a story to go with this, ‘cause I know y’all are like “WTF?”

So anyway, there was a nymph named Daphne (no, she did NOT have red hair and was NOT in Scooby Doo). Her papa was a lake (yeah, a lake). Her papa expected her to settle down and get married, but Daphne was like, “EFF YOU, DAD. I WANNA BE SINGLE AND LIVE IN THE WOODS AND RUN AROUND ALL DAY!” And after a little persuasion, her dad said it was cool.


Then one day, Apollo was talking to Cupid. Since Apollo is such an ass, he was making fun of Cupid’s arrows. He was like, “Uh, that’s my weapon. Arrows are srs bznz. You shouldn’t be using them for love you weirdo perv.” So Cupid went, “Psht. You’re an ass.” And he pulled out a golden arrow and an arrow made of lead.

AT THAT SAME MOMENT Daphne was frolicking through the forest, being her nymph self.

So Cupid shoots Apollo with the golden arrow, which makes people (and apparently gods) fall in love with the first person they see. He then shot Daphne with the lead arrow, which makes people (and apparently nymphs) hate the first person they see.

Lo and behold, they caught sight of each other.

And Daphne ran.

And Apollo ran after her.

Apollo was shouting “ILU” the entire time, and Daphne was shouting, “WTFNO” the entire time.

Then Daphne spotted her papa and went “DADDY! APOLLO IS A CREEPY PERV AND HE’S GONNA RAEP ME!” Her dad went, “OHSNAP” and turned her into a laurel tree.

And that’s why Apollo’s favorite tree is the laurel tree.

Also, this doesn’t mean I’m updating with a comic page anytiem soon C:

And I know that’s not a laurel tree. Don’t be a smartass.
December 21st, 2008
Lol, srsly?

I'll try. I WILL. Even if it means it's only lineart 8DD
December 20th, 2008

Now I've become a huge fan of this! What am I going to do?! D8

October 11th, 2008
I just had the best cookies ever, I swear. OMG, they were amazing.
I figured out my updating problem: I’m a horrible procrastinator XDD

We started our ancient Rome unit in history. I feel really smart because I learned a lot about that history in Latin class, so I can speed through notes when we have to take them out of the book.
October 4th, 2008
I gave this URL to my pal, Naoms, so if you’re reading this, Naoms, HI 8DD
I’m happy Apollo’s name didn’t change in the process of the myths being turned Roman. I actually have to think when it comes to everyone else.

I’m so sorry about the halfassed page. Really, I am. If I didn’t do pretty much the entire comic digitally, I’d have them done on time. It’s just that eight hours of my life are gone five days out of the week.

One little change: I’m switching the release date to Saturdays from now on. Hopefully, that’ll allow me more time to work.
Yes, Band knows she promised that she’d have a page today, but she lost track of time.

There will be something up by Saturday and once again next Wednesday. Even if I have to skip all my homework to get it done <3 (Though that’ll only make my grade suffer, and I’m a very smart student, so it really won’t suffer THAT badly.) It’s really the digital limitation that I have. If I could take my computer to school and work there, I totally would, I promise.

Brick throwing may commence now. -covers head-
September 4th, 2008
School sucks booo. Can't update much on my own comic because of it D:
Good luck! We'll all be waiting here =D
September 3rd, 2008
School ruins everything, ne? I can wait tho. :3 As long as you come back! x3
September 3rd, 2008
I’m sorry... I truly am...
Okay, first of all, I’m only taking off until October 1st. Second: I’m still working on this. I have deadlines for myself and everything. I’m just getting ahead so that I’ll be less stressed, and I’ll have more time to work on the pages, meaning they won’t be as crappy. Third: I have a legitimate reason. I just started school last week, and my teachers IMMEDIATELY overloaded us with work. I don’t know why, I’m a lowly student. And fourth: I love you guys C:
August 27th, 2008
Heehee Mercury looks a little upset that Loquaculus doesn't know him! x3

Poor Loquaculus... He gets bitten a lot. D:
August 27th, 2008
I can’t believe I finished this just now...

Now that you know who he is…

I had trouble designing the staff there :/ There were many ways it was drawn in artwork, so I went with something simple.
August 23rd, 2008
@catqueen: A little of each C:

I do believe you did, but it's so nice of you to say it again, thank you ^^
August 22nd, 2008
Ummm did they point him in the wrong direction? Or are they laughing at the plunger on his head? :3

Did I mention I love your chibis? I did, didn't I? X3333
August 20th, 2008
I’m sorry for the text bubbles on the last page OTL… I had a brain fart there. -flails- So if you can’t tell what everyone’s saying, I’ll point it out for you.

But now onto page 6:

I’ve been waiting to draw what’s coming up pretty much since I created this~~ <333

And you’ll eventually figure out why Poopus is freaking out and why those kids are laughing.

But not for a few chapters. Yeah. Chapters.
August 13th, 2008
I forgot that I hate drawing children :<
Sorry for the tiny text OTL

My favorite panels to do would have to be... 3 and 5. It’s true what they say about stick figures being artists’ best friends.
August 6th, 2008
Heehee poor guy just keeps getting bitten! >w< Luff the last panel! :3
August 6th, 2008
Sorry about the lack of effort. I was really looking forward to shading this, but I just haven't felt up to anything lately.

I'll probably continue with just flat colors, switching to shading every-so-often when I feel like it.
August 3rd, 2008
Sadly, I really don't care about those minor characters :1
My tablet pen came in, but I decided that since this was already done, I'd put it up.

Anyway, Friday, I decided to start updating Wednesday ONLY, because even though school hasn't started, I've been uber busy.
this is such an awesome comic!! and i <3 your style >w<