Mokepon

Mokepon

by H0lyhandgrenade
He wants to be the very best! That no one ever was... uh, no. Scratch that.

Adventures and friendship were never something that appealed to Atticus... Shame that it's a pokemon world he lives in, and so teenage boys living in Pallet Town are not expected to sit idly by. But the life of a hero is not one he's about to consider; too much hard work for little reward, and so instead he embarks on his quest not to become the greatest... But at least, the richest.

Although the biggest challenge may be ignoring the adventures and friendships which may attempt to ensnare him along the way...

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Mokepon

He wants to be the very best! That no one ever was... uh, no. Scratch that.

Adventures and friendship were never something that appealed to Atticus... Shame that it's a pokemon world he lives in, and so teenage boys living in Pallet Town are not expected to sit idly by. But the life of a hero is not one he's about to consider; too much hard work for little reward, and so instead he embarks on his quest not to become the greatest... But at least, the richest.

Although the biggest challenge may be ignoring the adventures and friendships which may attempt to ensnare him along the way...

Updates Mondays and Fridays.

Recent Comments

This sounds mighty suspicious 🤔 *crumples up paper and walks away*
@Natain: But I was just about get some popcorn and enjoy watching WW3 break out in the comments...
@DT_Fan: Atticus could still burn himself if he moves his hand in his sleep... I'd prefer a Cyndaquil, personally. Their flames only pop up when they actually breath fire. And besides... TYPHLOSION IS BETTER THAN CHARIZARD!!! Yeah, I went there! Cyndaquil line > Charmander line, DEAL WITH IT!
@Z-Lover: That would have made an AWESOME prank page... Just throw the troll face on top of DT's face when she does it. And... TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Thanks, H0ly...
@ChaosSorceror Davidicus: And then the fourth wall collapses, quickly followed by the total disintegration of both our reality and that of the Pokemon world... Yep, we're all screwed, thanks, H0ly.... Still better than living in America with Trump as President, though. Am I right?
@Moo Moo: I've been thinking this for a while, but... that Lapras in your profile pic looks SO freaked out, and who can blame it? Wait, I just remembered something from a few pages into this chapter... is that guy related to all the Nurse Joys?
Why do I even bother?
@Phenoca: That depends... do you also:
1. hurt yourself and enjoy it
2. always overreact to everything
3. know how to sing, "The Emo Song" (see my other comment)
4. always have the same facial expression no matter what you're doing, and
5. fight the emo way... FINISH YOURSELF!!! ....Fatality!
I don't even know...
*Sing to the tune of "The Fun Song"* "E is for emotional, ruins everybody's day/ M is for miserable people/ O is for on the dark side, 'cause we've got some fresh cookies!" ~The Emo Song, Ryan Higa, "How to be Emo" lesson number... 3, I think. WATCH IT NOW, PEOPLE.
@DT_Fan: Well, I get the same thing every now and then, and not just on this comic. Happy to know my laptop won't suddenly burst into flames cause I said, "Screw you, I wanna know what happens next!".
Nostalgia
@ChaosSorceror Davidicus: Oh, man, I remember that game. First Mario Bros. game I beat without skipping levels... or abusing save states in the age of emulators and virtual console.
@qazox: Well, they did change that starting from Gen 4 or 5, can't remember which.
@jess56476: She got it from a little kid wearing a green tunic. He seemed kinda pissed, though, when she paid for it. Started muttering something about Rupees...

Yes, I am playing Ocarina of Time right now.
@teh_fish: All these comments about George raping Atticus make me think of that parody song by Rucka Rucka Ali, "She Was Only 17". DON'T LISTEN TO IT, IT'S STUPID! .....Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna click over to YouTube and listen to "She Was Only 17" by Rucka Rucka Ali...
@Meta-Akira: I don't think that really exists but you CAN get a giant Pikachu plush that can unzip into a sleeping bag the size of a small bed... And before you think I'm weird, I only know that from a PokeTuber who made a video about buying one. Okay, I guess I'm still weird...
@MilaMiya: Atty used Glare!
Wild George was paralyzed!
Wild George is paralyzed! It can't move!
Wild George died! ...Uh, I mean, fainted, yeah, fainted, let's go with that...
Also ignoring the fact that Glare didn't exist until Gen 2 or 3... I think.
@sacridshadow: They also mentioned real-world animals and locations for some reason... something about Raichu being able to knock out an Indian elephant, and Mew being discovered deep in the Amazon? (The last one was actually in-game lore, not an actual Pokedex enty, since I don't think Mew was ever available in Red and Blue without hacking or glitches.)
@Pharaoh Man: If I had just started reading this comic from a couple pages back, I might've thought that would actually happen... but we all know h0ly won't let Atty get off that easily. MAKE HIM SUFFER, H0LY, EVEN THOUGH THE COMIC IS ALREADY 6 CHAPTERS PAST THIS POINT BY THE TIME I LEFT THIS COMMENT.
@Juralumin: And Benson and Pops and Skips and Muscle Man and High Five Ghost and...
(Please see previous comment about being
*slapped, punched, kicked in the nuts, shot in the face, left for dead, RIP me..*
@The_Hankerchief: It's a Cartoon Network thing, but as far as I know, the show (Regular Show, don't know why it's called that...) isn't on anymore.