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Malakite's Colored Commentary

by Malakite
He rants, he bitches, he moans, and you got no say in it.

-Rated Mature for Language and Sexual coments

The idea of this comic is to post my character, Malakite, taking is on the internet or real life and finding a way to insult them in a comedic way. There are of course disclaimers on every page stating that these are not meant to harm or actually hurt anyone in the process that these are created for the soul purpose of entertainment and for a good laugh. There are also disclaimers stating that the pictures of Malakite are property of BaldDumboRat, but all the rants are done by Malakite (The author)

*Side Note* If you have a topic or just something in general you want Malakite to insult please leave a comment along with a link to the item. You never know...your suggestion could be the next episode.
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He rants, he bitches, he moans, and you got no say in it.

-Rated Mature for Language and Sexual coments

The idea of this comic is to post my character, Malakite, taking is on the internet or real life and finding a way to insult them in a comedic way. There are of course disclaimers on every page stating that these are not meant to harm or actually hurt anyone in the process that these are created for the soul purpose of entertainment and for a good laugh. There are also disclaimers stating that the pictures of Malakite are property of BaldDumboRat, but all the rants are done by Malakite (The author)

*Side Note* If you have a topic or just something in general you want Malakite to insult please leave a comment along with a link to the item. You never know...your suggestion could be the next episode.

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And Malakite never updated ever again.

THE END!
True.. so true..
It kind of annoys me when girls constantly say things like that >: Try to make it big in Japan.. as if Japanese is EASY to learn. ITS NOT! D: I'm in my 4th year of Japanese, and there is still so much I don't know.
Agreed 110%. I tried to buy season 1 of DBZ and it was $57.99!! I get paid very low in my job (coupled with the fact I only work 3 days a week), and can easily blow off a weeks salary on that!!
I don't get any type of yaoi for 1 reason and one reason only: What do male or females find enjoyable about homosexual or straight men engaging in rape or sexual intercourse? That's my arguement and I'm stickin' to it.
1.) After reading the rant about children behavior, I recalled a Trojan Condom commercial :P

2.) I really don't understand the popularity in gangs either. I think people join those because they consist of "tough" people that think they own the damn place because they can hold a loaded gun sideways. The reason? They feel protected by these troublemaking shits because they don't know/care to fend for themselves, "why fight when I can cap 'em?" Yeah reeeeal brave, they don't have the balls to soil their hands >_>
@TKGB: True but then again who likes getting dusty old clothes for their 12th birthday?
How come so many people hold Link from Wind Waker with such low regards? I mean sure when you first see him you think WTF? but i really like Wind Waker...
question 25...oh god
I laughed out of my chair
I think I know the Fiance. ;3
And Grats. :3
*Drool*
Ohohoho, Fiance you say, seems someone was getting it.
Wooo hooooo! Lookin' forward to it!
Hello assholes, long time no see. Yes it's been a long painful two months of you people sitting here waiting for some new rants but I assure you a new one will be out on the 25th of this month. I was on vacation for the past 7 weeks, 3 of them with my fiance visiting me and me working and then me helping her move to Tampa Florida where I currently still am until Monday.

I can't really tell you the topic name because this rant is going to be a multiple part comic that will jump on various things that have been bothering Mal over the 2 month period.

Feel free to discuss or post whatever until the new comic comes out.
People still comment here even months after I posted this lol.
I know I'm a bit late to make a comment here about it, but I gotta say, E3 was dominated by Nintendo. Why did Nintendo have crappy shows before? Because they were working on these games. Who needs 3rd party support when you can make games for your own system that play amazingly well in comparison to some of the games on PS3 and 360? I mean, I'd honestly NEVER buy a PS3(which is lucky for me cause I won one in a game for $3) and no way in hell do I want to pay money for freaking online gaming(360). Wish I coulda said this before, but Nintendo went on to show that it is a legendary company, producing some of the BEST games ever made, and doing it without relying on OTHER companies that make games. I personally dislike shooter games, especially FPS games, which gives me much reason to love the Nintendo games, of which only Metroid is a FPS. When I think of the consoles, I think of LBP, Halo, and way too many to count for Nintendo, since I find all of their mascots memorable. Still wish I coulda said this earlier when this comic was posted XD
Yay fan #100 =P

Also, about Kirby's Epic Yarn... It's geat and all, but I think they should start working on that Kirby of the Stars. You know, that game that was planned on going to GameCube but then got shifted to the Wii and nobody has heard of it ever again...

I mean what the hell? The trailer obviously showed that the game was really great. I, like other Kirby fans, got really excited by it, but after 5 years we don't have a fucking clue what's going on! And they come with this Yarn game?

I'm not saying Kirby's Epic Yarn sucks, I'm just saying that releasing Kirby of the Stars would be awesome, rather than a spin-off. But hey, it's their choice. I just think they're losing a couple thousand bucks, that's all.
The only thing the Xbox has going for it anymore is the Halo series, but with Reach being the last game made by Bungie, it looks like that series is going to head towards Guitar Hero Syndrome.

But hell yes a new DKC, now it's time for me to get a Wii.

Also a 3DS.
E3
As a long time gamer, I will say that I am looking foreward to the LoZ; OoT remake if they do it as well as DK.

What you said about the X-Box, and from what I've seen, I agree. I think I'm just going to jump back into Eternal Sonata on my X-Box.

PS3 and PSP have never held my intrest. Both are very expensive and just seem... flashy. On top of that, the 3DTV that you'll need to play the game is just Sony trying to get even more money. I'm sorry, but I get more then enough 3D action here in Yellowstone with stalking bison then I would ever get with a fictional story threw a viewing box.

Out of all three, Nintendo seems to have held my intrest the most. The 3DS not so much, but the game titles are definantly what I'm looking foreward to.
Hey! There's some good yaoi fanfics on fanfiction.net...granted you have to dig through a pile of shit to get to the gold....but sometimes...just sometimes...its worth it.
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Sounds all in all like the confrence had some promising outcomes. I think you already went over which operating systems were good or not and why, and so I wasn't surprised to see that you easily preferred Wii to 360. Keep us posted as you play some of these games as to how they are.

Erin
Kid Icarus and Kirby games??? 8DD I gotta go look those up~