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Bar'd

So; A centaurian bouncer, a tomboy sheep, a bearded human, a squishy thing, a transgender ghost, and a dog with big boobs walk into a bar. The bouncer walks up to the bar, and orders a drink. The manager chides him and the others on being late to work, and then some sort of punchline occurs.
I dunno. I'm working on it.

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http://barred.smackjeeves.com/comics/569893/closing-call/
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Bar'd

So; A centaurian bouncer, a tomboy sheep, a bearded human, a squishy thing, a transgender ghost, and a dog with big boobs walk into a bar. The bouncer walks up to the bar, and orders a drink. The manager chides him and the others on being late to work, and then some sort of punchline occurs.
I dunno. I'm working on it.

Cameo details on this page:
http://barred.smackjeeves.com/comics/569893/closing-call/

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Hey dre we're friends right we're like bffs can I break the rules of bar'd and,, just,,
> throw blader out a window
Thanks buddy pal I knew you had my back :fingerguns: B)

(but also i love caek sm)

>Alright so it's probably not in your best interest to fire Baf because knowing him he'll fire you back. Quite literally.
So, well. The door is open at least. Get up and pretend like nothing happened. Ignore Baf and continue on! We got in which is what's important. We're on a mission!! We're LOOKING FOR SOMEONE!!! And as much as it would be great to find them immediately we have like a million more pages will 500. So. Is there anything useful around?
Maybe a bathroom?
TL;DR: Fuck Baf he sucks. Inspect the area.
Caek if you hear me please punch him you have the permission of at least like 5 people

>TELL HIM TO EAT SHIT WITH A FORK. also investigate the room. Firstly for a bathroom.
>Owww, that hurt. Use the lighter to increase your visibility. And whatever you do, never let Bafalaut throw you through another door again.
You're doing it Blader! You're winning them over!
Just look at their delighted faces!
This time, you've got a house for sure!

Also also also-!
So a li'l while back, when I started back here, I was like 'Hey point me in the direction of some fun li'l sprite comics for me to read!'
The response was, uh, underwhelming. In that I didn't get a response. Welp.
So I decided to take matters into my own hands, and went a-hunting for myself! And whilst I didn't come across much, I did come across this particular comic;
http://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofile.php?id=175292
It's very new, a li'l upstart by the name of 'Virtue Complex'! It's like... three pages in so far, but it's looking to be a fun li'l romp. So make sure to check it out, and give it some early love and support!
I don't think he handled it.
He nosebled did he? good grief...
Did he get kicked in the nuts this time?
I can't believe he continues to be my spirit animal jeez. Also, as a dude who can phase through walls, at least he has the wherewithal to ask permission to live with someone. What a swell guy. c:

>Check inventory to see what we have to barter with.
Whoa! Y'all and this comic still exist too, and it's still good.
>Offer him equity in your new startup
Bou's right, I'd have Bladder as a roommate

>tell him he gets to ride the elevator with you. it looks cool and luxurious he better be fucking thankful, now get to that door
C'mon guys give this lad a chance

>Payment? His payment is that you won't kill him off with your own 'immense powers'. That'll show him who's boss.
Honestly the expressions are literally the best past of Blader.
Perhaps the only good thing- //sLAPPED

>Payment will come after the job! We have a mission here we need to fulfill, and Baf should've thought about discussing that beforehand!
>>And as a side note, how much money DO you have? Do you have an inventory to check??
You must really have fun working with Blader's expressions there, Dreg.

>Promise him that he will get a little bit of (insert currency of Bar'd universe here) if he agrees to break down the door. I mean, you can't be that broke, can you?
How do you give someone working for free a raise?
You should give the person doing those expressions a raise. c:

>pay with ur body. whore out.
@Spekkal_X2: I am now stuck with the image of Baf stood with a door stuck to his horns.

@spark th: The only person who can help Blader is Blader. And Blader is bad at helping people.

@GhostX: That defo sounds OOC for Blader I should know I've known his creator for years.

@Syogren: RIP Blader; He Bought It Upon Himself.

@BouFox: Why thank you stranger! And welcome to finally here!
Dregan
August 12th, 2018
Can I just reiterate how I feel the best part of everything happening right now is just Blader's face and expressions?
Also the answer to that question is probably 'yes', Blader.
Also the answer to your next question is probably 'no', Blader.
...
Also the answer to the question after that is 'Why would you ASK that?'