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Bar'd

Bar'd

So; A centaurian bouncer, a tomboy sheep, a bearded human, a squishy thing, a transgender ghost, and a dog with big boobs walk into a bar. The bouncer walks up to the bar, and orders a drink. The manager chides him and the others on being late to work, and then some sort of punchline occurs.
I dunno. I'm working on it.

Cameo details on this page:
http://barred.smackjeeves.com/comics/569893/closing-call/
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400
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On Hiatus
Last Update
2 Months Ago
Fans
670
Readers
288

Bar'd

So; A centaurian bouncer, a tomboy sheep, a bearded human, a squishy thing, a transgender ghost, and a dog with big boobs walk into a bar. The bouncer walks up to the bar, and orders a drink. The manager chides him and the others on being late to work, and then some sort of punchline occurs.
I dunno. I'm working on it.

Cameo details on this page:
http://barred.smackjeeves.com/comics/569893/closing-call/

Recent Comments

I've been reading your comic for five years now--I started when I was still a kid--and it just occurred to me I've never once commented on it. So here we go:

Most comics, especially in the sprite-based medium, you grow out of. This comic has just been so consistently good, though, from beginning to end, that I still list it as one of my primary inspirations in writing and video game development. I now have a job as a writer for a game, just one of many, I'm hoping, and would like to thank you for that. Your skills in character development, drama, humor, and simplicity are largely responsible for how and why I write nowadays. Thank you.
nice
What is Beth may never be UnBeth'd.
Holy shit it's Exer and Beth. Bar'd's return has brought forth miracles.
Alright that's one night time mystery down. Good work everyone.
Exerkol
September 29th, 2017
WELL WORTH THE WAIT
10/10

Can't wait to see what happens in the next 100 pages !!!
Holy crap, that was metal af. I actually /care/ about the Schlock Mercenaries there, and tbh, I feel for poor Orangie. It'd ve a raw deal having to take orders from a chump you're trying to overthrow.
At the same time, I still get why they'd do it. Jsidjfjejf MORAL CONFLICT AT ITS BEST.

And Vas and Shelia, I'm kinda glad they can sort it out between each other. They're both mature enough that I'm okay with them sorta kinda getting together so clumsily cx
Though I excitedly await what kind of workplace relation this will have. I bet Dejero will be livid c:
Also... Rip Max. His dad is cookoo bonkers dude, MARBLES FTW.
Buuut I can see how it'd make Max the way he is. Kaksjdhdhf Can he just /not/ skdhejfnd

Overall, very good. Worth the wait Dreggles. Thank you for the years of fantastic camek cx
And here's to many years more in the future!
(also shout out to Elec's first foray into lesbian kink art*shot*)
plokman
September 28th, 2017
Well I for one am just glad to see the comic update and know you are still planing to keep it going. Here is to another 400 and beyond!
I don't believe you.
Wow, it's been a long time since this was a thing, huh? I am still glad to see it up and running to this day.

So Dregan, when are you going to do the next update?!
Shard
September 27th, 2017
I love that it's taken so long to get around to updating this in full that "pumpkin flavoured cintreuse" is relevant again
We FINALLY got that lesbian fanservice
(And congrats!)
*contains excited screeching at my own name in the author comment for later*

I'm disappointed that there was no brargh on hand too, can you imagine how much more majestic it'd look is vas carried sheila out twice as muscly?
But what if Quad tho? What if regular muscly but in f o u r arms?
he could like, carry each of her limb in one arm
in an x cross like fashion
actually that's not exactly majestic but would make sheila look like a sorta mobian jesus so that's still good

also spoiler but OH HEY THEY ALL LIVED IN THE END, GOOD

Edit: except for chris i guess
Dregan
September 27th, 2017
-INFODUMPS-
Unfortunately, yes, we'll be putting a halt to these for the time being! Whilst they were super fun, and interesting to world-build with, BOY did I keep running out of stuff. I spent a lot of time scrambling for information, and wound up with many of the later Infodumps only getting put together like... minutes before the pages were meant to go up. They were an enjoyable little extra, but for now? Yeah, we'll be avoiding 'em, at least for the next 100 pages. Maybe shall bring them back after that! Time will tell.
Either way, a big thank you to everyone who helped out with those! It was a lot of people, and they've all helped to expand Bar'd and the world around it! And I can certainly say... some of those Infodumps will CERTAINLY become more pertinent in the future. Not that reading any of them is absolutely neccesary for understanding what's to come in Bar'd - but some of them mayprovide little teases towards the future.
For now though... Well, the bottom of Bar'd is gonna have something else in store for y'all!

-THE DETAILS-
And of course, finally, the nitty gritty!
Time It Took To Make: Juuust over 11 months - so less than a year this time! That's at least better than 300!
Number Of Panels: 340
Dimensions (Pixels): 671 x 26185 (Combined size)
Dimensions (CM): 17.76 x 692.81 (Combined size)
File Size: 11.85MB (Combined size)

-MOVING FORWARD-
So Bar'd is back, right? Yyyyeah, kinda. I don't think we'll be getting straight back to regular updates. STILL, there definitely will be updates, even if right now they may be a li'l sporadic. Still, let it be known that Bar'd is not yet dead. IT LIVES.
There will certainly be some things to address. A bunch of the html still needs redoing since the whole imagehost breakdown. Some bits may be scrapped, some bits... well, I have slightly bigger plans for.
Also gonna definitely be having a redo of the cameo list. It's... it's old. It's outdated. Rather than doing the wishy-washy 'Oh I'll put these on a maybe list, and these on a 'hit me up' list, and these over here, and these over there'... I'll be clearing the list. Some characters will remain, but very few - specifically those I already have plans for. Other than that, the slate's being wiped clean - and a new cameo form to fill in will be written up for all future incoming cameos. So... yeah, expect that to be coming up next page!
...Whenever that is!

So... for all of you who've read this, and stuck with this so far - and to all those who are freshly jumping on and just starting to read now - a huge thank you! I hope you've enjoyed Bar'd so far... and I hope you continue to enjoy it in future! There's still plenty to go!
Dregan
September 20th, 2017
Well... we ran into a couple of issues on the way but...

Soon.

Very soon.

And I don't mean that in the vague estimate of 'I'm sure I can pump this out in a couple of weeks'. I mean... Yeah.

Soon.
Koren
September 14th, 2017
@Jorb (Guest): We've said that before. It'll be back, we just have to be patient for another year or two. Again.
Well, it's been half a year, I think it's safe to say this comic is dead.
"Part 3 will ideally be up next week!"

Man, this is the longest week I've ever experienced.
Nice. Love the little characterizations of Xavier and Jax, gives us a bit more insight on them and their motivations.

But that cliffhanger...
Ouch...

It's really interesting seeing how various well-meaning comments and promises between Max and Sheila as kids unintentionally planted the seeds for him now having twisted them into his worst traits.