So; A centaurian bouncer, a tomboy sheep, a bearded human, a squishy thing, a transgender ghost, and a dog with big boobs walk into a bar. The bouncer walks up to the bar, and orders a drink. The manager chides him and the others on being late to work, and then some sort of punchline occurs.
I dunno. I'm working on it.

Cameo details on this page:
http://barred.smackjeeves.com/comics/569893/closing-call/

Recent Comments

Well guys, I hope you're ready for the twenty year break B)

Also can I just say, I love Chris' smile as they fly after Shelia on the bike.
It's like.. it is the purest thing I have seen in a long time and I love it.
Y'know. Shelia isn't there.
Leo could totally just like. Steal a POTION right now. Be a rebel. Go the extra mile for manhood.
Leo, forever funbag central
SHELIA NO. DON'T GO FOR THE OBVIOUS TRAP.
The plot twist is that the trap is actually a buster bottle over the doorway that will tip and spill on her when she opens the door. 8D
Aaand oops, time for a break! Since, well, some of you may've noticed the li'l page number on this one? We're at 399 boys and girls - aaand that means up next, we have 400. Aaand that one is gonna take me a while.
Still, I hope not to entirely vanish - expect the occasional update of Friday Night Ferocity (my other currently-running comic), and this time hopefully maybe the occasional piece of filler/spoiler here to show progress is happening and that I'm not dead. Essentially wanting to avoid another 'disappearance for two years' like I had with 300.

Also, also! Some of you may've noticed this particular comic at some point came to be a Donator comic! I forgot to mention it at first last time with the Author Comment, so reiterating here - special thanks to Spekkal for gifting me that! If you want to like, help me go show appreciation, you should go check out some of her comics - in particular, I'd suggest Ankojin. Gives you some of that more good Boa-y action, as well as just being generally, y'know... good. Check it;
http://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofile.php?id=52652

And so, thank ye all with sticking with me this far! And I hope to get back to you all in the not-so-distant future!
Okay but there's always the chance it's NOT a trap. I mean, how hilarious would it be if Bar'd 400 was just Vas visiting the old bar, getting his stuff, and then coming back.
Do it Dregan you won't. ANTICLIMAX US YOU WON'T
bite me, asshole, i didn't ask for this

And I dunno about anyone else but I really want to know context to Vas's story.
@Shard: Well I would of done it for ya but it isn't polite to steal from someone.

Also yes yes this is most certainly a trap. Vas never even mentioned any stuff missing and from his history he would have been sure to notice if anything was missing.
I smell past coming back to haunt present.
Do I really have to say it?

Fine, guess someone has to.

[clears throat]

IT'S A TRAP
Whoops, remember when this updated? Don't remember for long, just you wait til the break after NEXT update. 'Cause ooh boy are you guys in for one.
In this particular case I needed some info from Exer on the bar. Aaand whoops, Exer sorta vanished for a bit. But oh well, gave me an arbitary excuse to take a break!
And now we're back! ...At least for like, another update after this, then we get the big 400 break. The drought.
Not neccesarily all will survive.

Oh-oh, ALSO! A biiig thank you to Spekkal who has recently provided me with Donator status! ...Which doesn't make much sense in hindsight since by all accounts she's donated, which would make her a donator in the official meaning of the word. Donoting a Donator status to someone else makes very little in the way of sense at all. The status is a lie. Reality is crumbling around us.
Either way, a big thank you to Spekkal! You can go thank her yourselves by checking out Ankojin and bothering her into updating it! Check it out heeere;
http://ankojin.smackjeeves.com/
What a call back...

Sometimes it feels like 30% of this webcomic is people changing genders. This is one of those times.
Male-ness lasted all of six panels XD Say, about the possession- does the host physically take on Chris' characteristics when being overshadowed, or is it some kind of illusion/ethereal effect?
Guest
August 12th, 2016
possession is just a cheap tactic to make weak ghosts stronger
Well that didn't last long.
Does.... Do his eyes slightly glow as he pales in the last couple of not-chris'd panels? =o
Also Chris. Please. S t op. 8III
Also, the demon realm infodumps are really interesting~! =D
Tsu? Tsu, have you lost your contact lenses? Tsu are you okay?
Well that was a minute and 9 seconds.
Dregan
August 7th, 2016
Three weeks? What are you talking about? YOU'RE three weeks! Take that! Shut up!
Also, hey guys, remember that whole 'possessy' thing I established Chris as doing to Shelia aeons ago and then never ever showed clearly again? WELL I HOPE YOU REMEMBER BECAUSE IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW.
This page took too long.
And I just realised I forgot something just as I was writing the author comment.
Okay added it now. Noone ever saw. Noone ever knew. Breathe easy Dregan. Breathe easy.

Credit to Spark for the Infodump by the way. ;D
(Seriously I could do these 'Demon Realm' things forever, they're really fun to cover. Unfortunately I can't cover them forever because I only have 2 Infodumps left before 400. Still, would be neat-o to do something with them all in future.)
dregan please ban whip from commenting

And Roger looks so uncomfortable. Please save him.