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Bar'd

Bar'd

So; A centaurian bouncer, a tomboy sheep, a bearded human, a squishy thing, a transgender ghost, and a dog with big boobs walk into a bar. The bouncer walks up to the bar, and orders a drink. The manager chides him and the others on being late to work, and then some sort of punchline occurs.
I dunno. I'm working on it.

Cameo details on this page:
http://barred.smackjeeves.com/comics/569893/closing-call/
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Bar'd

So; A centaurian bouncer, a tomboy sheep, a bearded human, a squishy thing, a transgender ghost, and a dog with big boobs walk into a bar. The bouncer walks up to the bar, and orders a drink. The manager chides him and the others on being late to work, and then some sort of punchline occurs.
I dunno. I'm working on it.

Cameo details on this page:
http://barred.smackjeeves.com/comics/569893/closing-call/

Recent Comments

Grey's just a massive tsundere and is already falling for him. He'll bring out the kawaii eyes in a few, just wait.

>Use Baf's shadowy demony edgy dark powers to make you a way upwards! Preferably through the form of a ladder or something. If he doesn't, use threats of bodily harm again, since you KNOW he's intimidated by you.
BouFox
21 hours ago
Sweet! Now I can have a crush on Ernest without it making me gay!

>Try to climb the elevator wires with your IMMENSE STRENGTH and Baf. Try to find something useful.
I knew we’d see a return of the gender swap drink. I was just a few pages off.
Okay, now he's just being too ambitious.

>Have Baf hurl you upward so you can see what the floor the shaft leads to looks like.
@TheJGamer: Oh believe me, Grey's had to put up with more Karma than anyone could hope to.

@GhostX: Aaah now, I wouldn't play my hand so early. But don't you worry! Things will certainly be dramatic.

@Electrisa: Don't worry, he's about to spend a wonderful evening with Ernest.

@Spekkal_X2: Basically from now on the perspective will follow exclusively Grey and Ernest.
Don't worry Ernest. One day, Grey will fall for your wilesome charms.
One day that robot will be yours.
One day.
it's finally time
this entire comic was just leading up to ernests and grey's bromance this entire time

>You have options! Use BUFFALAUT to tear the door open with his IMMENSE ABS, use your own IMMENSE POWERS to just MAKE a hole through it! ...Or just do what Elec said and lockpick it with the coathanger. The BORING approach.
HE'S HERE
THE MOST HANDSOME ROBOT, mr gay
i feel sorry for him already

>Can you... unwire the giant coathanger and like. Lockpick the elevator with that. Or pry it open?
>alternatively, maybe you could look out the apartment's windows for some other route up or down
GhostX
October 9th, 2018
I keep expecting the next dramatic entry to be the CYOA folding into the main comic, that guy's gonna have to have an extra dramatic entry to keep up.
TheJGamer
October 7th, 2018
Karma's a bitch, Grey.

>Find every book you can in your near vicinity and try and match the missing page to the right book. It'll take some time, but it'll be worth it... right?
@Spekkal_X2: Thanks again. c:

@TheJGamer: Pisceus is on sale at all local Leafy Branches. 8D

@Electrisa: Deep down, I feel everyone wants to be a fish.
Dregan
October 7th, 2018
Note: Grey's opinions on pouring alcohol directly into your fuel tanks are his own. Grey does not represent all robots.
...Also wow, callback to something over 300 pages ago I guess?
...Why I would encourage people to look at those older pages I don't know.

Still, hey look, Grey's here! 'Cause someone's gotta provide cheer and good vibes to this party!
Echo sounds disappointed cause she wanted to be a fish too. Too bad Ernest is fucking rocking the new look
...
Tho I guess Echo looks cute in extra long hair

> No YOU take the frying pan, it's cooler. Baf can have bar
I'd like to try the drink Ernest drank for some reason.

...what's wrong with being a fish?

>Keep the frying pan, and have Baf carry the pan as a potential weapon. Search for a book that may be the origin of the ripped page. And while you're at it, why not try and pick the elevator door lock?
Dregan
September 30th, 2018
@TheJGamer: Ernest is evidently skilled in the arts of seduction.

@1337F0X: Ahaha, now would I be that predictable? ;D ...Feel free to not answer that.

@Electrisa: He wears it well.

@Remmis!: LIVE IN FEAR. YOUR CHARACTERS ARE IN MY HANDS.

@Spekkal_X2: SHE'S TRYING DAMMIT!
(h-how dare u)
And to be precise, Ernest is an angelfish!

>You've spent SO LONG try to get that damned coathanger down, you may as well keep it! We can't just keep spending time swapping weapons, so instead focus on the task at hand! Be productive! Remember the mission!
Tell Baf to carry the frying pan for you, if you're so insistent on saving it for a rainy day, and meanwhile examine those papers more closely! If you've been in this city for a while, there's a chance you could maybe recognise some of them?
> Take the FRYING PAN
In which two of the lesser-used drinks in Bar'd get some more time to shine! Echo and Ernest seem happy with the results!

Also-also-also-
I wanna throw a HUGE thank you to Spekkal on this particular page! One for the general work she does on the comic putting it together and adding her wonderful expressions, and Two because this page in general was a pain in the neck! A lot of work was put into making and remaking panels, sorta trying to get characters to line up correctly so things line up correctly, playing around with the positions of the bottles, all that. Biiig credit and thank you to her on that, and for her continued work!
Spekkal_X2
September 27th, 2018
>PUNCH HIM
>P U N C H H I M
PROUD OF YOU, CAEK. oh and ernest is doing well too gg

Oh and as for the actual cyoa:
>Take the key! You'll be looking around this place, and there's sure to be SOME hidden compartment somewhere, like in a locked drawer or something! And listen, there's no-one here, so snoop! Look at the papers while you're at it! this is your city now
Remmis!
September 27th, 2018
FUCK HIM UP ECHO ITLL BE GREAT
I’m terrified but also amused to see what happens ALSO BLESS U DRE IM SO EXCITED SHBDNDNSNS

>> TAKE THE FRYING PAN!! IT CAN BE A WEAPON FOR LATER!!!
Also I second read the papers 8D