Bar'd

Bar'd

So; A centaurian bouncer, a tomboy sheep, a bearded human, a squishy thing, a transgender ghost, and a dog with big boobs walk into a bar. The bouncer walks up to the bar, and orders a drink. The manager chides him and the others on being late to work, and then some sort of punchline occurs.
I dunno. I'm working on it.

Cameo details on this page:
http://barred.smackjeeves.com/comics/569893/closing-call/
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Bar'd

So; A centaurian bouncer, a tomboy sheep, a bearded human, a squishy thing, a transgender ghost, and a dog with big boobs walk into a bar. The bouncer walks up to the bar, and orders a drink. The manager chides him and the others on being late to work, and then some sort of punchline occurs.
I dunno. I'm working on it.

Cameo details on this page:
http://barred.smackjeeves.com/comics/569893/closing-call/

Recent Comments

"Part 3 will ideally be up next week!"

Man, this is the longest week I've ever experienced.
Nice. Love the little characterizations of Xavier and Jax, gives us a bit more insight on them and their motivations.

But that cliffhanger...
Ouch...

It's really interesting seeing how various well-meaning comments and promises between Max and Sheila as kids unintentionally planted the seeds for him now having twisted them into his worst traits.
i also think maxi is a feathered mass of princesses in a sailor outfit

AND I'M SO GLAD VAS IS THIS UNIVERSE'S SONIC and guys stop it i'm sure shelia is already like outside and rebuilt the bar she's too badass for dyin'
You heard it here first, Maxie is better than them... Maxie is better than ALLLL of them
RUN LIKE THE WIND VAS, RUN LIKE THE WINDDDDDD

ALSO THIS IS LITERALLY FRAYING MY NERVES HOW DARE YOU

YOU ARE BAR'D FROM UPDATING LIKE THIS i NEED TO KNOW ALL IS WELL ;O;
Oops. Shelia made a bad.
Remmis!
February 21st, 2017
IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW HOW ABSOLUTEY DARE U DREGAN U LEFT THIS ON AN AWFUL CLIFFHANGER

PETITION TO BAR DREGAN FROM BAR'D.

AAAaaa thO EVERY TIME 400 UPDATES ITS SO HYPE BUT SCREECHES ANGRILY I'm so mad I hope Sheila will be ok I hope she doesn't become roast lamb
Dregan
February 20th, 2017
@spark th; Setting buildings on fire is a national pass-time and don't you deny it.

@Whep; Nah Shelia just needs to look harder.

@Electrisa; Number of squeaks is how I measure the resultant quality of my work.

@Spekkal_X2; This time I'm aiming for 5 years.

@The Magnificent Z; When shut up your face. (Although admittedly am actually rather excited for 500. Even if 400 isn't done yet.)
When's 500 going to be done?
Happy Bar'dversary, and congrats on 400 at last! Here's hoping it doesn't take you, like, 3 years to get to the next milestone ;D

I'm liking how the flashbacks actually, you know, show Maximillion's reasons for things. So he wasn't born an utter twat. Especially with that final line of 'I promise'. Powerful stuff. Well done!
AUGHGUHFUH
CHILDHOOD PROMISES
MY ONLY WEAKNESS
I lied. One of many actually
My other weakness being rats let me hug Maxie
(fuk yu for making me squeak at my monitor, twice)
(also rip yu for obvious reasons)
(juses that's long)
I'm starting to think Vas's stuff wasn't there AT ALL.
'Nothing personal, I just really want to set a building on fire'

Also Shiela get out of there wtf. I'm *pretty* certain Vas would rather you not get yourself burnt to death at the cost of saving some of his old stuff
Dregan
February 12th, 2017
Full author comment will be made once all three parts are uploaded. Here's the comic so far;
Part 1; http://i.imgur.com/3PrgAvg.png
Part 2; http://i.imgur.com/frm2ld5.png

New Bar'd Cover Bonus; http://i.imgur.com/JTyYl2H.png

Part 3 will ideally be up next week! It's not 100% done yet, but pretty close, should be able to finish it up by then. Albeit, it doesn't ENTIRELY rely on me... Still, gonna remain optimistic on next Tuesday being the final part!
Well guys, I hope you're ready for the twenty year break B)

Also can I just say, I love Chris' smile as they fly after Shelia on the bike.
It's like.. it is the purest thing I have seen in a long time and I love it.
Y'know. Shelia isn't there.
Leo could totally just like. Steal a POTION right now. Be a rebel. Go the extra mile for manhood.
Leo, forever funbag central
SHELIA NO. DON'T GO FOR THE OBVIOUS TRAP.
The plot twist is that the trap is actually a buster bottle over the doorway that will tip and spill on her when she opens the door. 8D
Aaand oops, time for a break! Since, well, some of you may've noticed the li'l page number on this one? We're at 399 boys and girls - aaand that means up next, we have 400. Aaand that one is gonna take me a while.
Still, I hope not to entirely vanish - expect the occasional update of Friday Night Ferocity (my other currently-running comic), and this time hopefully maybe the occasional piece of filler/spoiler here to show progress is happening and that I'm not dead. Essentially wanting to avoid another 'disappearance for two years' like I had with 300.

Also, also! Some of you may've noticed this particular comic at some point came to be a Donator comic! I forgot to mention it at first last time with the Author Comment, so reiterating here - special thanks to Spekkal for gifting me that! If you want to like, help me go show appreciation, you should go check out some of her comics - in particular, I'd suggest Ankojin. Gives you some of that more good Boa-y action, as well as just being generally, y'know... good. Check it;
http://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofile.php?id=52652

And so, thank ye all with sticking with me this far! And I hope to get back to you all in the not-so-distant future!