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Half Assed Chaos

by HalfAssedChaos
Leave your maturity at the door, THIS is Half Assed Chaos!

Right now we are in the middle of another exciting Half Assed Chaos Adventure, where you get to make suggestions as to where the story goes and then I decide to do whatever the hell I want anyway.
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Leave your maturity at the door, THIS is Half Assed Chaos!

Right now we are in the middle of another exciting Half Assed Chaos Adventure, where you get to make suggestions as to where the story goes and then I decide to do whatever the hell I want anyway.

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I'm truly glad I could add so much joy to your life. Keep the dreams alive man.
January 24th, 2018
I've thought about this strip for years every time I pissed in the shower
Are you sure you're not dead?
It's been over two years since your last post!

Just finished off the Brachydios armor set, not sure how I'm going to Gem it though. Now I just need to upgrade my Brachy SnS and I should be good for most of the remaining 9* village quests. Then I can finally hit up Online once I'm done with the Village Junk.
May 12th, 2013
LR really didn't last as long as in Tri.
I am probably gonna get like one or two HR sets done and suddenly I'll be in G rank doing it all over again.
Hell yeah man! The Wroggi armor got me through most of LR, until I got Volvidon. Now I have that gemmed for Evasion +2 and I'm loving it.

Think I'll make some HR Barioth armor soon just from leftover pieces I'll have from farming his damn claws. Need those claws for like every SnS upgrade.
May 4th, 2013
Aw yiss, I'm HR3, NNID is Caedeus [yes that's ceadeus but with the ea swapped]
We should totally get a'huntin'.
I've been switching between longsword, dual swords and hammer mostly this time through, though I really wanna get good with bow. Lovin' my wroggi armour. POISON IMMUNE COWBOY AW YE
Yeah Diglett
Haven't updated in quite some time, just thought I'd toss together a quick something to let you all know that we aren't dead!

Though updates still won't be happening regularly for awhile, we will be back with Dungeons and Dipshits. There will be a few changes though, it won't be a fully choose your own adventure, but there will still be chances here and there for all of your input.

Also a bit of News, our good friend Nick got Married a couple of weeks ago! The wedding was great, I looked stellar as usual, and I guess Nick and his wife were okay too. Congrats you two, couldn't be happier for you!

I am also fully addicted to Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, so if any of you guys/gals out there have a Wii U let me know and we will hit up some Online. I've done mainly Village Solo quests so far so I'm only HR2 online right now. But I have some decent gear. I'm really enjoying Sword and Shield this time around, but I do miss my Lances.

Hope you are all doing well out there!
Appreciate the reply guys I'll keep checking then :) hope to see you back soon
Miss you
I miss you guys, I love the comics and came to see if anything had changed since three hours ago... I can't wait till you come back but I'm getting anxious and really want to hear the good news that you have something really happy for us like a recycled comic.
Word man, I should really post a news comment.

Long story short, super busy with work, and inspiration just hasn't been coming.

We'll be back up though, just don't know when.
Anyone there? Ive stuck with you through more than a couple of your hiatuses however some word that the site isn't dead would be appreciated
On the Smack Jeeves Secret Santa?

I'm sure you didn't sign up as a guest, what's your user name on here or PM it to me. I have that everyone on the secret santa list got their gifts, so let me know and I'll try to track it down.
Ha ha ha
You're lucky I'm still waiting on my Christmas gift I feel giped and the worst part is that the person I got received an awesome gift but then again I didn't get anything.... Lucky lucky Bill.
Secret Santa Break
So this is the image that my Secret Santa drew for me this year, and I couldn't be more thrilled by it. Love it so much that I had to post it!

I was one of the head elves for this years Secret Santa so I have been pretty busy with that, but now that it's all over and all the hustle and bustle of the holidays are behind us we can start to get back into the swing of things.

So I plan on 2 or 3 comics next week that will lead into the next set for the choose your own adventure campaign.

Merry late Christmas to you all, and Happy New Year...11 days ago.
Merry Late Christmas,
Well fuck shits!

Long story short, really really fucking important people are at my job place these next few days and instead of being in my office I'm out smoozing.

Comic will not go up tonight and honestly probably not tomorrow. Will get something out next week.
Of course not Eastar, it's sticking your dick in a clock.

The answer is sticking your a clock.
If you fuck time is it considered *screwing* up?
Bluh, goddamn shit gets busy quick.

No worries, there will still be 2 strips this week at least. Just expect them on Thurs/Fri. So get your asses back here Thurs afternoon and give me some suggestions for Friday.

Fuck Time!