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The Choose-Your-Own-Adventures of Bucky Swash

by Otaku42
Bucky Swash, pirate extraodinaire, sets off on his latest quest, but it's up to YOU to get him through!
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Bucky Swash, pirate extraodinaire, sets off on his latest quest, but it's up to YOU to get him through!

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Otaku42
July 23rd, 2009
Now what? It's your call...
Otaku42
June 18th, 2009
You decide to charge at the fearsome WINDMILL. You burst triumphantly through the door, but mid-kung fu kick, you realize something's up. The floor is missing. Odd. At this moment, gravity taps you on the shoulder to remind you that it's still there, causing you to plummet to the bottom of the infernal structure. When you come to, you are surrounded by planks of wood, all mysteriously broken apart, like they've recently been gnawed upon.
Otaku42
June 18th, 2009
You leave the WELCOME CENTER, inspired by your newfound quest. You look over the WINDMILL FLOOR PLAN that you managed to sneak out underneath that cashier's nose.
Otaku42
June 18th, 2009
You hide behind the counter so that the CASHIER can't see you, as you let Vance engage him in conversation.
Otaku42
June 18th, 2009
That thick-looking smog looks rather nice from a distance. You take a big whiff of it- and nearly gag. Good Lord, what's in this stuff?! Gasping for air, you retreat into the VISITOR'S CENTER. A fan lazily buzzes overhead as the teenage CASHIER stares into space amongst the various TCHOTCHKES.
Otaku42
June 18th, 2009
...But it is of no use.
Otaku42
June 18th, 2009
You quickly realize that the shapes correspond to the shapes of the island on your map. Setting off on your epic quest, you decide that your first stop will be the WINDMILL ISLAND.

As you pull into port, you are greeted by a humble-looking VISITOR'S CENTER. Overhead, you can see the iconic WINDMILL, which is strangely still. On the other side of the cliff, you hear a bustling TOWN as well as the ENERGON BUILDING churning out what looks like some rather thick-looking smog.
Otaku42
June 18th, 2009
You decide to run. The island quakes under your booties as the MOUNTAIN rages with fury. You might not want to come back to the island for a while. After returning to your ship, you are joined by NERO's GHOST as you contemplate the recent events of your life. Like those bloody shapes- clearly, they have some significance, but to what?
Otaku42
June 18th, 2009
In the meantime, you decide to take out your latent frustration on the far-off SMILING MOUNTAIN.

...That can't be good.
Otaku42
June 18th, 2009
You try various button combinations, in an attempt to solve the PUZZLING MONUMENT.
Otaku42
June 18th, 2009
You arrive at Gollywog Island, home of the Gollywog fruit, and location of a rather PUZZLING MONUMENT.
Otaku42
June 18th, 2009
Actually, screw this quest nonsense! Let's get straight to the X! Surely we won't be missing anything, right?
Otaku42
June 18th, 2009
You decide to leave him for now and sail off towards your left thumb, map-wise. You are ready to arrive at the first location on your quest...
Talk to Nero's ghost. Say...

"How can you play video games on a ship? ...In the ocean?"
Otaku42
June 18th, 2009
The little voices inside your head tell you try to affix VANCE to NERO's head, but you see NERO'S GHOST rise up from his body. It creeps you out just a little bit.
Otaku42
June 18th, 2009
Thinking quickly, you ransack the DEAD NERO's pants for loot. You find FIVE RUPEES, but nothing else. You also decide to pick up the CONTROLLER, for the sake of fulfilling your kleptomania. You equip the bloody thing for later.
Otaku42
June 18th, 2009
Thinking quickly, you ransack the DEAD NERO's pants for loot. You find FIVE RUPEES, but nothing else. You also decide to pick up the CONTROLLER, for the sake of fulfilling your kleptomania.
Otaku42
June 18th, 2009
You stand over your former first mate's body. It slumps forward awkwardly, almost like he's just taking a nap. A nap on the floor with a major dent in his skull and blood dripping on the floor- It's cool, it's cool, nothing to freak out about, no need to freak out...

Uh-oh.
First, question how you can play video games on a pirate ship, then take his wii.
Otaku42
June 18th, 2009
NERO is now dead.