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Beats a Hard Kick in the Face

Long ago a boy had a dream of sharing his perverse imaginings with people on the INTERNET. However it was not 'til he discovered The art of Webcomics that this dream became a reality.
With a mish mash of Sprites and Drawings,
Extended fight scenes and Angsty Emotional conflicts,
With updates less frequent than my sex, and plotlines more hyped up than Marine the Racoon on caffine-
It certainly Beats a Hard Kick in The Face!

Warning: contains swearing and mild nudity >:3
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Last Update
7 Years Ago
Fans
665
Readers
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Long ago a boy had a dream of sharing his perverse imaginings with people on the INTERNET. However it was not 'til he discovered The art of Webcomics that this dream became a reality.
With a mish mash of Sprites and Drawings,
Extended fight scenes and Angsty Emotional conflicts,
With updates less frequent than my sex, and plotlines more hyped up than Marine the Racoon on caffine-
It certainly Beats a Hard Kick in The Face!

Warning: contains swearing and mild nudity >:3

Recent Comments

I remember when I didn't get the joke.
Just cruising down memory lane... this has to be the best Sonic comic on the internet.
@Kuroi101: and 4 years later sonic boom is born
This is it.
When this comic started off I was heading to middle school, an avid fan of Sonic and loving the sprite comics on the site. This comic has evolved from a simple, hilarious sprite comic to a true work of art... and that's why I keep coming back to see how it will end. With that being said... I'm done. I'm halfway through my high school career, growing up and loving life right now, and I know many will never read this (and those who do won't really care) but I'm done waiting on this comic. Farewell, "Beats a Hard Kick in the Face." ...this is one goodbye, long overdue.
How many years?
And thus I drop my, a year later than the last post. I miss this old gem. Whilst it may have started a little simple, it quickly expanded and found its own feet. It's a shame that it was never completed. Whilst we can never demand for a continuation, I too hold the hope that one day, in the future, we will get to see the end of what was started.
Looks like Amy.EXE
I just realized how great this was. I hope Supersheep will complete this someday. Even if it'll take years.
OH MY FUCKING GOD HE ___ _____ __ _____ ______
answerhiddensoicanbeadick
What would you dooooo for an uuupdate?
Just waiting for an update.
C'mon, it's finna be two years.
fine, I'll count until you update.
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Oh you thought i was counting by seconds, no that's the number of months since we've had an update...
Pensuka: still new update i wonder whats taking so long

*amy appers behind and attemps to hit pensuka but pensuka dodges with ease again*

amy: ggrrr how much training have you been doing?!?

pensuka: abit *pulls out a book and reads it*

amy: gggrrr ill get it

8amy attemps to hit pensuka multiple times but pensuka still dodges with ease while reading*

sonic: *sweatdrops* ok now he's showing off

pensuka: if i was i would been listerning to music along with reading and having a drink blindfolded

sonic: touche
Siul
July 18th, 2013
@Koren:Sonic the Hedgehog:Chaos,Eggman Robots,Metal Sonic,Sonic,Big,Silver,Tails,Cream,Dr.Eggman,Espio,Classic Sonic,Blaze,Gemel,e-102 Gamma,Charmy,Tikal,Marine,Mephiles,Chao,Shadow,Rouge,Vector,Mighty,Amy,Omega and Super Sonic over.
Siul
July 18th, 2013
Found him after 5 minutes at starring to this picture.( my eyes they burn ).
If you look to your right, you see Bowser calmly assesses the situ-
"THROW HER OVERBOARD"
nevermind
Sonic is blatantly purple. FIX.
Anyone know how to contact?
How long?
It's been more than a year, why all of this suspense!
I miss this...:(
@ElectroMan: will you be quiet

*hits ElectroMan in the head with a baseball bat which knocks ElectroMan out cold*

we dont want someone to jinx it here
Don't mind that commment
It sucks. I was young and foolish.