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My life with Fel

My life with Fel

by Kenno Arkkan
The everyday of Fel and Al. Humor that crosses *stripes*
new page every MONDAY. Or at least that's the idea. Sometimes tuesday morning.
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My life with Fel

The everyday of Fel and Al. Humor that crosses *stripes*
new page every MONDAY. Or at least that's the idea. Sometimes tuesday morning.

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I love how that guy's face is just like "'da fuck?"
Stuff can do Two Things
@OtherSpike: That wouldn't be surprising. I can start a fire using a condom full of water. BSA rules! Also, maybe they like doing the thing where you soak them in alcohol and shove them up your butt. Fel thought condoms were "penis clothes" at first, so maybe they don't even know what they're supposed to be used for.
What's even funnier is the idea that they DIDN'T forget about the security cameras - but all they could do with them was to shoot suction-cup darts over the lenses. And even after going plop-plop-plop with the Nerf gun, everybody else STILL treated it as a normal stickup. :P
October is just so cute.
Wait!!! Is that a tail?
And, of course, they forgot the security cameras.

It seems that the Hedron Intelligence Service is full of incompetent imbeciles (or that there was a political purge ... or lack of money ...)
Je, je, je... casi no se nota pero... ¿usaron rifles de asalto de JUGUETE?
fuckin' old people chatting up the cashiers...
@The_Lazy_Brownie: I wondered about the funny looking double barrel. I'm guessing that everybody was so surprised by the "stick up" that nobody noticed the Nerf Guns. That said, I'm sure Mary would have dealt with any human who was foolish enough to try and attack her.

Hmmm...Nerf Gun Stickups...something that had never occurred to me to try in a story.
April 17th, 2018
A robbery with Nerf guns !
Albert Einstein and Barack Obama shop at the same store I go to!
NOW I KNOW! I like knowing more about the skill sets each hybrid has and the limitations for them.

this one I really wanted to know, it's a great skill, but it's exhausting to do. wonder what her missions she was mostly involved in before?
Khornetto (Guest)
April 14th, 2018
Adding to the pile of extra uses for the tampons, they are also great as fire kindling. Rip them open, flint+steel and boom, fire.

Still think they have their period tho.
Bruudwin (Guest)
April 13th, 2018
perhaps the original tampon use then?
@OtherSpike: For plugging in bullet holes! combat wounds! soak up the evidence? this the chapter where Alpha meets up with Chad Thundercock? Or maybe Dick Kickem?
bob (Guest)
April 12th, 2018
reason why the tampons
They make great plugs for bullet holes and can be used to stop bleeding. Because they are sterile one can shove a tampon into said wound and prevent someone from bleeding out. That is a possible reason why they bought them.
Patches (Guest)
April 12th, 2018
Angry woofo
Twinkies and tamps, instead of chocolate and tamps?
Kuraihoshi (Guest)
April 11th, 2018
@OtherSpike: I can't speak for tampons, but menstrual pads can also be used as bandages for large wounds, absorbing a good amount of blood and preventing the wounded person from bleeding out... (Neat trick I learned from a battlefield medic once.)

Come to think of it, tampons might be useful to close up bullet wounds or stab wounds until they can be properly treated...
April 11th, 2018
¡Células epiteliales cromatomórficas de sepia!
foducool (Guest)
April 11th, 2018
@Tanu: that was probably to remind them they could still bleed XD
dorcus (Guest)
April 10th, 2018
Eh, hormonal cycles have their uses and getting rid of them would require all *kinds* of workarounds for how all the other biochemistry works.

That aside; seems like a bulk buy for just personal use. They're headed towards "civilization" so they don't need to stock up and they have limited space in the can.

Tampons have a number of guerilla uses. Field bandages as mentioned; they're great at clogging pipes; they'll shut down a car just like a bag of sugar (throw it in the gas tank) but at a fraction of the weight to carry around. I'm sure there are others I have forgotten.

Bollix the gas tanks of all the getaway/pursuit cars; plug a few drains to start an unexpected flood; lots of tricks to give the target a bad day in a nice, non-lethal, un-traceable way.