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Young Cannibals

If Charlie Brown got kicked in the Peanuts.

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I always thought Moby Dick was a venereal disease.

As you probably noticed (unless you're reading this months after the fact - ahem, Bauman), we're running a Squiggle celebrating the 40th anniversary of the Garfield comic strip. Garfield's birthday is Tuesday, but we'll be running the Squiggle all week long (and then it'll be in the Squiggle museum which you can find by clicking the Squiggle button up above).

Also, I wrote a short blog entitled "I Was Fired Because of Donald Trump." You can find it in the Blog section.
If you're a writer, never quit... never give up. Unless you're Stephenie Meyer; then you should stop immediately.
I like processed food.
Sometimes I forget how to write a word, so I'll change a whole sentence to avoid it.
I warn my friends that I'm a writer. Anything they say or do may be used against them in a story.

Speaking of writing (that's called a transition), I wrote a blog over the weekend about my favorite shop in Baker, CA. It's called Alien Fresh Jerky; you can read it by following the link... http://www.youngcannibals.net/news-archive/posts/155480/alien-fresh-jerky/
No you don’t suck kerwen!(trust me,I draw WAY worse than you,try the circles technique!
You posted this on my birthday!!
Today is National Donut Day. To be honest, I thought that was everyday.

Also, check out my blog about a place off of the I-15 that sells Alien Jerky. Seriously.

http://www.youngcannibals.net/news-archive/posts/155480/alien-fresh-jerky/
This comic was reviewed by an esteemed panel of judges, and they had this to say... "meh."
Do you even meditate, bro?
@Dragonrider: in the next Suicide Squad movie, Violet could be Harley Quinn and Kerwin could be Mr J.
it's official: she be a tsundere
"Dust. Wind. Dude."
--Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Great Pep Talk for the Assisted Suicide and Mercy Killing League.
I overcame my depression by lowering all of my expectations.

Hey, over the weekend, I wrote a blog post about the new Deadpool movie. Check it out by clicking the button above that says "Blog." It's titled "7 Awesome Tidbits About Deadpool" because tidbits are better than facts.
This was a public service announcement.

Hey, I wrote a blog post about the new Deadpool movie. Check it out by clicking the button above that says "Blog." It's titled "7 Awesome Tidbits About Deadpool" because tidbits are better than facts.
It ain't a Marvel Comic, sorry
I was out of town all last week, including the weekend, and didn't have access to my personal laptop. In lieu of a comic strip, I'm going to substitute this Frank the Ninja Hamster pinup for it. If this were a Marvel comic, I would call this "A Marvel Masterwork Pin-up!" and then everyone would dissolve into a pile of ash.
This was an actual conversation with some of my friends. Our conversations are a goldmine of humor and wit; and of course, I will gladly mine that gold without sharing any of the profits. That's the kind of friend I am.