Young Cannibals

If Charlie Brown got kicked in the Peanuts.

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Anyone ever notice that Cheerios look like tiny, little Krispy Kreme Donuts?
Springtime... time for allergies.

I haven't done a Squiggle in a while (technical problems mostly), but I thought I should try this week. A couple friends of mine lost their dog, Reggie, recently. I never met Reggie, but he seemed like a fun-loving soul.

This Squiggle will run until 3/25/2017, and afterwards you can find it in the Squiggle library by tapping "Squiggle" tab up above.
Thanks, Kobe!
I wasn't going to say anything, because it's always possible that the Spurs could someday go the way of the Lakers (but I think I'll only be interested in SAS so long as Pop and co. are there to counteract the Trump-loving owners). But cheer up--Magic is back! And the loser Buss brothers would seem to be out. So maybe in two years they'll be back to being competitive.
Forget Shamrock Shakes--try the mint shake at Arby's.
As I was working on this comic, I realized I haven't had a shamrock shake in forever. This must rectified.
Violet plays about as well as the Los Angeles Lakers these days. I'm not saying, but... I'm just saying.
Nervous (Guest)
March 11th, 2017
Bars of dark chocolate with cups of coffee which give me heart palpitations which make me think I'm gonna die so I eat more dark chocolate and drink more coffee thinking that somehow my body will become immune but it never does and so anxiety is just constant
March 10th, 2017
I eat chocolate covered Twinkies.
March 5th, 2017
Sometimes, I just feel like a fish in a bowl.
Yeah, just saw Moonlight today. Eh. Arrival had a better story and better characters, better cinematography, better dialogue. For that matter, so did Hacksaw Ridge and Hell or High Water. I can't compare it to the other nominees because I haven't seen them yet (LLL played in one theatre up here, and it was across town. WTF?).
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So... how 'bout those Oscars last night?
Seems legit.
February 20th, 2017
The only thing that follows me is a bad rash; I've been meaning to have that checked out, too.
Jacen (Guest)
February 17th, 2017
And all the while, he remained on the deserted island--where he melted (being a box of chocolates, and all).

This Valentine's Day joke and its aftermath were brought to you by . . . the Twilight Zone.
February 13th, 2017
Classiest comic on the web, right here!
February 12th, 2017
Whenever my food makes a "plop" sound, I know I'm in store for a culinary delight.
Eh, Revenge of the Sith was pretty good. Actually, the new SW films make up for the other two: Force Awakens makes up for the Phantom Anus, and Rogue One takes care of Attack of the Clowns. There's a reason why the first line of the new set of films, spoken by a man who would equal Anakin's age, is "this will begin to make things right."

In other news . . . John Wick! John @%#&ing Wick!

And Lego Batman's the best Batman appearance since the Lego Movie, and the best Batman film since the Dark Knight.
Too soon?
Somebody buy me chocolate-covered almonds for Valentine's. Please?