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Young Cannibals

If Charlie Brown got kicked in the Peanuts.

Updates every Monday & Friday.

Recent Comments

The winner is...
Matt Damon is funny.
Always bothered me.
youngcannibals
February 15th, 2019
Shout out to all the hotel maids who have to change sheets the day after Valentines.
Sorry for the late update. I blame the sad state of political accord in Washington, world affairs and Battle Angel Alita (which I saw already -twice!- it's really good).
Without my phone, I wouldn't know what time it is, wouldn't be able to solve simple math problems, wouldn't be able to wake up from an alarm in the mornings, find my way in the dark or know a single phone number (including my own).
Imagine losing your phone before the Super Bowl? How would you re-watch the commercials?
During troublesome times, I like to reflect on these words of wisdom from Sasquatch... "Believe in yourself, especially when no one else will."
youngcannibals
January 28th, 2019
<<Insert funny comment here>>
Stupid snow is stupid.
My favorite part of winter is watching it on TV from California.
Koal
January 19th, 2019
I just realized something... This comic is a lot like Ed, Edd, Eddy; You never see the kid's parents.
Koal
January 19th, 2019
Suddenly, eyes-style change!
Koal
January 18th, 2019
....Never... EVER.. quote ANY pieces of the Bee Movie. The meme was rammed into the ground so hard in DeviantArt.
You are what you eat? I think I'd rather be a double cheese burger than a piece of broccoli.
Fish are friends, not food.

I wrote a blog over the weekend about the upcoming super hero movies for the first half of 2019; check it out. Click the Blog button above, and look for the title "Upcoming Superhero Movies for 2019, Part One."
youngcannibals
January 11th, 2019
It's snowing somewhere, right?
We really should be nice to our AI Assistants, like Siri and Alexis. We'll never know if they'll hold a grudge when the computers take over the world in a few years.
glad you're feeling better! (hopefully, idk)
I made a New Year's Resolution to eat more cheese.

Speaking of New Years, check out our Instagram page. Gemma donned her psychic hat (Mon-Fri), and made some predictions for 2019.