Young Cannibals

If Charlie Brown got kicked in the Peanuts.

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On Monday, the sun will disappear from the sky across the US. I hear it's immigrating to Canada.
A solar eclipse is like a super attractive woman. They're both hot, but under no circumstances should you gaze directly at them.
youngcannibals
August 11th, 2017
Yet more proof that the scientific method works!!!
And that wraps up this year's Beach Stories. Went on a little longer than normal, but who doesn't like staying later at the beach?
As a kid, if only I had to stuck to becoming a scientist, I would have built a time machine to warn my younger self not to become a cartoonist.
I don't worry about identity theft because thieves have better spending habits than me.
Just got back from the San Diego Comic-Con. I've said it before, and I'll say it again... You don't attend Comic-Con, you survive Comic-Con.

We'll return to our beach stories on the next update.
Holy leftover French fries with day old mayonnaise, Batman.
I don't always wear sunglasses at night, but when I do... I have a really bad case of pink eye.
As a friend of mine said, "Dear Summer... Chill out."
My annual vacation to San Diego for Comic-Con is so close, I can almost smell it. Of course, that smell might just be my having not taken a shower yet.
Everybody should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach right now drinking margaritas.
Yup, it's that time of the year again. Where's the friggin' year going to anyway?
Getting over erectile dysfunction... how hard can it be?

BTW, this site is having some technical issues with the image hosting. After ten years, my old image hosting site decided they want me to pay them lots of money.

So I'll have to look for solutions, and restore nearly ten years worth of photos, banners and general website design. In the meantime, Smackjeeves has decent website templates so we're still readable.
Trumpoletta
Violet is having a Trump moment. Next she'll be taking credit for others' successes, denying responsibility for her mistakes, exaggerating our outright lying about her accomplishments, spinning failures as successes, and insulting non-sycophants via grade school level taunts and vocabulary.
A choice between looking fit for summer and the Number 4 combo from Taco Bell is no choice at all.
Thirty-nine years ago, a little comic strip about a not-so little cat named Garfield was launched in 41 newspapers... and Mondays were never the same again.