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Young Cannibals

If Charlie Brown got kicked in the Peanuts.

Updates every Monday & Friday.

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Lies we tell ourselves: "Just one more episode..."
Apostrophes do not create or denote plurals. They are for contractions or possessives in most cases (but can also denote minutes or degrees, I think). One gorilla, many gorillas. Move the apostrophe from "gorilla's" to "cant" and you're okay (note that "cant" minus the apostrophe is an actual word that means many things much different than the negation of an ability).
Jane Goodall ain't got nothing on me!

Welcome to our new time slot. Instead of updating at 12:01am, we will be updating at 7:11am Pacific Time. Why? Because.
Mmmm, bacon. A bacon sandwich with bacon sauce, a side of bacon, and an extra helping of bacon. And after that, a bacon sundae.
Meat is overrated :/
I read somewhere that on average vegetarians live up to ten years longer than meat-eaters... ten long years longer without bacon.
I feel a lot of empathy for trees this time of year. I hope I don't have things falling off me as I get older.
Doctor told me that after the age of 45 everything is bad for you.

I forgot to mention this last week, but I got interviewed by Comics Online. Check out their site, and give the article a comment and like. Unfortunately, I can't post an exact link to the article because Smackjeeves doesn't allow links with really long URLs but you should be able to find it on their site's interview section.

Also, over the weekend, I saw the new Venom movie and felt inspired (if you want to use that word) to write a blog about lame Spider-Man villains. er-man/
Is it wrong that drawing this made me happy?
Sometimes, I think I was abducted by aliens and experimented upon... then other times, I just think I'm weird.
Homework over the weekend prepares you for work over the weekends.
September 23rd, 2018
I know lots of incredibly smart people, but I bet most of them still need to sing the alphabet to remember where "J" goes.
September 20th, 2018
It'll be officially Fall tomorrow. Of course, it's been Fall around here since whenever Starbucks released their Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Darn delicious stuff.
September 17th, 2018
It's Monday... let the fun begin.
My idea of a really good home security system is a doormat that says "The neighbors have better stuff."
September 9th, 2018
I miss Pinky and the Brain. Even though he was always trying to take over the world, Brain seemed like a pretty good fellow. He'd always bring along his mentally-challenged friend along on all the fun adventures.

You might have noticed that I've changed my Smackjeeves avatar from Snoopy typing into a typewriter to Toad typing into a laptop. Someone suggested I update things.

And, I wrote a blog over the weekend. It's called "Who Is Captain Marvel?" Follow the link below...
Remember when school started after Labor Day? Pepperridge Farm remembers.
So that's where Trump came from. Who'd uh thunk, Extreme Unicycling.
Is barbecuing an extreme sport? It should be.
Pumpkin Spice Lattes are coming back! Tomorrow!! Isn't that the most amazing thing ever?

But you know what's not coming back? James Gunn on Guardians 3. Check out a blog I wrote talking about it. Click the "blog" button up above, and look for "Disney Puts Brakes on Guardians of the Galaxy 3" (sorry - the title was too long to create a link).