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Young Cannibals

If Charlie Brown got kicked in the Peanuts.

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At the NYT, the latest Presidential rankings via a group of political science experts, historians, etc. puts Dolt 45 at the bottom--with even the conservative members of this particular intelligencia listing him in the bottom five. So he's winning at sucking...
Happy Something Day.
Thank goodness, it's Friday. That's enough reason to fall in love.
Nothing says Love more than 50% off-chocolates the day after Valentine's Day.
Binge-watching shows with your cat is the new (and preferred) Valentine's Date Night.
No, Netflix is not a Valentine.
We're going to celebrate Valentine's Day all this week! There will be a comic everyday (Monday - Friday), and we even have a spiffy new Squiggle for our banner. And if this week reminds you that you're Forever Alone, remember a girl in California went to her Prom with a pineapple. Think about it.

And btw, I found those search results somewhere on the internet; don't ask me why someone would search for universe-eating chinchillas, but it sounded cool to me.
If it were my last day on Earth, I'd want to eat lots of pudding.
February 5th, 2018
Sometimes I wonder if I'm really a person at all.

As a bonus, I wrote something in the blog section about all of the upcoming superhero movies for 2018. Click on the "Blog" button up above, and look for the title "7 Superhero Movies to Keep Eyes on in 2018."
February 2nd, 2018
Happy Groundhog Day, everybody. If you still have your Christmas decorations up... now is probably a good time to take them down.
Rorschach says....
"They'll all look up to me and scream 'Save us!' And I'll say 'No. You voted for the personification of the worst aspects of me, Ozymandias, the Comedian, and Nite Owl. Let the world burn.'"
The Doomsday Clock was recently moved forward by 30 seconds to the closest it's been since 1953. But shouldn't it have moved back an hour when Daylight Savings ended?
January 26th, 2018
Somewhere in the world, right now perhaps... a duck is thinking of you.
This is how all good discussions should end.
Dogs have Owners, Masters and Friends. Cats have staff.
It must be pretty cool being a cat... other than licking your butt, I mean.
Advice I liked to give to aspiring cartoonists is "Think like a proton, and stay positive."
Jacen (Guest)
January 12th, 2018
...except that Dolt 45's hair transplants are colored piss-yellow with a hint of blood, his skin is orange, he's got a belly big enough to fit a family of four, and his ass could fit their grandparents. But, yeah, there's a feeling of Hair Furor there.
January 12th, 2018
I would have said "Me too," but I didn't want to be confused with a hashtag.
Gemma looks a little too much like Trump yelling at a little Mexican girl...