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Young Cannibals

If Charlie Brown got kicked in the Peanuts.

Updates every Monday & Friday.

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I don't know when or for where I made this piece. I think it was supposed to be for Instagram, but it wasn't used. Everybody have a good weekend. Hopefully, I'll get off my lazybutt and make some original content for Monday. If not, maybe I can commission Adam Ellis, Dami Lee or Alan Truong to do something.
December 3rd, 2018
This was originally posted on Instagram (link on one of the buttons above). I was too lazy to do anything new today. Sometimes, there's original content on the Instagram account, so you should check it out from time to time. Pardon me while I go back to zzzz.
November 29th, 2018
I believe in chupacabras; I think my next door neighbors are chupacabras.
November 25th, 2018
Somewhere, right now... a math teacher is crying.

I heard there's a Cyber Monday sale going on in my Store. All items are supposedly 30% off, but you have to act fast. Sale ends on November 26th at 11:59PM, EST.
November 22nd, 2018
You are welcome to drop by today but at $2500.00 to $3000.00 per bottle for the Glen Livet I'm so thankful I have it I don't share.
P.S. I have some that is approaching 50 yrs old.
@Dragonrider: Thanksgiving is going to be at your place this year!
Congratulations, you survived Thanksgiving dinner with your annoying relatives. I hope Young Cannibals was able to offer a distraction to their irritating opinions about you and your life.

Now, you just need to get through all the holiday shopping you have to do.

(and speaking of shopping, I was told all apparel in my shop is 30% off until November 23rd at 11:59 EST; there will probably be a Cyber Monday sale coming soon, so stay tuned)
November 21st, 2018
And Much more Bourbon or Brandy to mix it with. I'll take single malt, single cask, non blended' thirty year old Glen Livet straight myself.
November 20th, 2018
@youngcannibals: Your Punishment still is to report punctually to the chamber of doom at 8 A.M. daily for one month to listen to Donald Trump speeches played on constant replay.
@Dragonrider: my PUNchlines PUNish PUNks PUNctually. :)
November 20th, 2018
You do realize that a pun is the lowest form of humor, punishable by life imprisonment with 24/7 recordings of Donald Trump speeches interspersed with Henny Youngman out takes playing.
Today's the Day! You can do this!

Even though your relatives have an intellect rivaled only by garden tools, you can keep the peace. Just stuff more mashed potatoes in your mouth.

If you want another distraction, check out the blog I wrote celebrating another Tokusatsu Thanksgiving.
Make sure you have plenty of eggnog.
How are you holding up? Are your relatives here yet? Have you lost your mind yet?
It's Thanksgiving week which means your relatives are coming over... the same relatives you've avoided all year long.

As a public service, we're going to run comics all week long (or at least, Mon-Fri). And if that isn't enough, check out the blog we wrote over the weekend called "The Merry Monsters of Marvel" (follow this link... l/ )and expect another blog on Thanksgiving itself.

Chin up. You'll make it through this.
Wood chips!
May your Star Shine brightly in the Halls of Valhalla. We mortals pay Tribute and Homage to your genius for the endless hours of enjoyment we received from your works.'NUFF SAID, let the feast begin.

Stan Lee defined it as "onward and upward to greater glory."
Update: Stan Lee passed away today. Like a lot of people, he meant a lot to me. Stan Lee taught us to embrace heroism and to reject prejudice. He taught us "with great power comes great responsibility." These lessons were learned in places like Yancy Street, the Negative Zone, Zenn-La, the Domain of the Dread Dormammu and many, many more. Along with Jack Kirby, Steve Ditko and Larry Lieber, they created a universe.

The Young Cannibals banner will be in mourning for the week.

Nuff said.
Jacen (Guest)
November 10th, 2018
A pizza with peanut butter in place of the sauce, toppings of pineapple, anchovies, avocado, and rhubarb, and the cheese is limburger.
Mmmmm, a tasty treat . . . in hell. Bwa-haa-haa.