Webcomic Profile: Chat-up lines
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A South Park Doujinshi from CraigTucker and me.
Pairing: Craig x Stan
Story:
Stan hates Craig and his friends are fags!
They haven't time for him..
Bad friends..
But in a chatroom.. he meet a guy.. and he is cool.
..and they will be friends...
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Comment on Chat-up lines 21
Cryde, 13 May 2013 07:17 pm
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1337: I'M BACK!
Blue_Crocker: WELCOME BACK!
1337: THANKS
Blue_Crocker: ;D
1337: My sister sucks.
Blue_Crocker: Why?
1337: She ate my pudding, so I had to get bread.
Blue_Crocker: Hazelnut spread?
Cryde, 13 May 2013 07:17 pm
1337: I'M BACK!
Blue_Crocker: WELCOME BACK!
1337: THANKS
Blue_Crocker: ;D
1337: My sister sucks.
Blue_Crocker: Why?
1337: She ate my pudding, so I had to get bread.
Blue_Crocker: Hazelnut spread?
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Cryde, 13 May 2013 07:14 pm
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1337: Wait..
Blue_Crocker: Hm?
1337: I'm gonna eat something now.
Blue_Crocker: And what?
1337: Good question.
Blue_Crocker: XD
1337: Be right back.
Stan gracefully tiptoed down the kitchen and got his favorite bread, hazelnut. Surprisingly, that only took about 5 minutes of his time.
Cryde, 13 May 2013 07:14 pm
1337: Wait..
Blue_Crocker: Hm?
1337: I'm gonna eat something now.
Blue_Crocker: And what?
1337: Good question.
Blue_Crocker: XD
1337: Be right back.
Stan gracefully tiptoed down the kitchen and got his favorite bread, hazelnut. Surprisingly, that only took about 5 minutes of his time.
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Cryde, 07 May 2013 07:48 pm
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Blue_Crocker: Then...
1337: Then?
Blue_Crocker: We can be bored together.
1337: XD No counter-strike please.
Blue_Crocker: Never. XD
1337: Okay!
Blue_Crocker: Cool.
Stan was starting to like this Blue_Crocker fellow. Blue_Crocker was nice, funny, and had many of the same interests Stan did.
Blue_Crocker: Yeah, I like that to.
1337: OMG! You like Spiderman too?!
Blue_Crocker: He's much better as Superman.
1337: MY WORDS! BRO 5!!
Cryde, 07 May 2013 07:48 pm
Blue_Crocker: Then...
1337: Then?
Blue_Crocker: We can be bored together.
1337: XD No counter-strike please.
Blue_Crocker: Never. XD
1337: Okay!
Blue_Crocker: Cool.
Stan was starting to like this Blue_Crocker fellow. Blue_Crocker was nice, funny, and had many of the same interests Stan did.
Blue_Crocker: Yeah, I like that to.
1337: OMG! You like Spiderman too?!
Blue_Crocker: He's much better as Superman.
1337: MY WORDS! BRO 5!!
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Cryde, 07 May 2013 07:41 pm
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Blue_Crocker: Wanna tell me why?
1337: It's so boring and my best friend has no time for me.
Blue_Crocker: I know how you feel.
This comment intrigued Stan. He wanted to hear more.
1337: Really??
Blue_Crocker: Of course, it's boring here too.
1337: You don't know what to do either?
Blue_Crocker: Exactly.
Cryde, 07 May 2013 07:41 pm
Blue_Crocker: Wanna tell me why?
1337: It's so boring and my best friend has no time for me.
Blue_Crocker: I know how you feel.
This comment intrigued Stan. He wanted to hear more.
1337: Really??
Blue_Crocker: Of course, it's boring here too.
1337: You don't know what to do either?
Blue_Crocker: Exactly.
Comment on Chat-up lines 17
Cryde, 07 May 2013 07:33 pm
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The chat did not start out well at first, to say lightly.
David88: Hi, 1337
1337: Hey.
David88: CS?
1337: What?
David88: Cybersex, sweetie.
This offended Stan who had come on to troll gay people, not to be propositioned for cyber sex. He yelled obscenities at his computer.
Blue_Crocker: Let him alone, faggot.
David88: Fuck you!
1337: I don't want to have cyber sex, you pervert!
David88: Fuck you too!
David88 left the chatroom, leaving Stan thankful that it had not gone any further.
1337: Thanks.
Blue_Crocker: No problem. He is an asshole. ;D
1337: Sure. xD
Blue_Crocker: How are you?
1337: Not so good. My weekend sucks.
Cryde, 07 May 2013 07:33 pm
The chat did not start out well at first, to say lightly.
David88: Hi, 1337
1337: Hey.
David88: CS?
1337: What?
David88: Cybersex, sweetie.
This offended Stan who had come on to troll gay people, not to be propositioned for cyber sex. He yelled obscenities at his computer.
Blue_Crocker: Let him alone, faggot.
David88: Fuck you!
1337: I don't want to have cyber sex, you pervert!
David88: Fuck you too!
David88 left the chatroom, leaving Stan thankful that it had not gone any further.
1337: Thanks.
Blue_Crocker: No problem. He is an asshole. ;D
1337: Sure. xD
Blue_Crocker: How are you?
1337: Not so good. My weekend sucks.
Comment on Chat-up lines 17
Cryde, 07 May 2013 07:26 pm
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AN 2
AN: Just to note, chat logs will be put spelled correctly with narration in between as needed.
Cryde, 07 May 2013 07:26 pm
AN: Just to note, chat logs will be put spelled correctly with narration in between as needed.
Comment on Chat-up lines 16
Cryde, 07 May 2013 07:24 pm
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The chat room that he decided to go on was a "fag chat room". Stan decided to troll the room to get revenge on gay people for making his best friend gay. For the nickname, Stan entered 1337; which meant "leet", a system of emoticons that he had frequently seen on the internet. It sounded gay to him and could be used as a good way to fool the chat room users.
Cryde, 07 May 2013 07:24 pm
The chat room that he decided to go on was a "fag chat room". Stan decided to troll the room to get revenge on gay people for making his best friend gay. For the nickname, Stan entered 1337; which meant "leet", a system of emoticons that he had frequently seen on the internet. It sounded gay to him and could be used as a good way to fool the chat room users.
Comment on Chat-up lines 15
Cryde, 07 May 2013 07:17 pm
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No one else was on. In desperation for any social interaction, Stan searched for a chat website on Google.
Cryde, 07 May 2013 07:17 pm
No one else was on. In desperation for any social interaction, Stan searched for a chat website on Google.
Comment on Chat-up lines 14
Cryde, 07 May 2013 07:13 pm
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After a lot of thinking, Stan decided to check if Kyle was on AIM. Unfortunately, he wasn't which annoyed Stan and made him feel even more bored than he already was.
Cryde, 07 May 2013 07:13 pm
After a lot of thinking, Stan decided to check if Kyle was on AIM. Unfortunately, he wasn't which annoyed Stan and made him feel even more bored than he already was.
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Cryde, 13 May 2013 07:28 pm
1337: Yay, love this shit.
Blue_Crocker: Same here. :)
Blue_Crocker's compliment caused Stan to erupt in a wide grin. He was so happy of this mysterious strangers treatment that he decided to ask something personal.
1337: You're cool, dude. What's your name?
Blue_Crocker: Is that so important?
This was confusing to Stan so he decided to try and drop the subject.
Blue_Crocker: I hate my name, so whatever.
1337: Okay. I get it.