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Riddle Me This

by Dirty Dishes
Valentine is forced to leave his orphanage and find a job, he can go to London to be a tailor, or he can go to York to be a blacksmith. Problem is that's not exactly how Valentine wanted to spend his life.

In a spur of the moment decision he ends up going to Oxford where he mets a strange talking dog and is sucked into a fantasy world where he must anwser three riddles to escape. And if he doesnt, he'll be eaten alive.

May contain: Lack of some backgrounds, strangeness, bromance, and a sarcastic dog.
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Valentine is forced to leave his orphanage and find a job, he can go to London to be a tailor, or he can go to York to be a blacksmith. Problem is that's not exactly how Valentine wanted to spend his life.

In a spur of the moment decision he ends up going to Oxford where he mets a strange talking dog and is sucked into a fantasy world where he must anwser three riddles to escape. And if he doesnt, he'll be eaten alive.

May contain: Lack of some backgrounds, strangeness, bromance, and a sarcastic dog.

Recent Comments

:/ You know how long I waited for this?! THE SUSPENSE WAS AWESOME.

Even though I already know what happens :3
Dirty Dishes
March 30th, 2011
Oh god I'm horrible at this!
I'll try and update faster I'm sorry.
:(
Dirty Dishes
February 18th, 2011
THE STORIES RUINED.
YOU YOU YOU STORY RUINER!


Seriously though that is a better idea then what actually happens :I
Adorable!Beast
February 17th, 2011
Oh, oh you want a spoiler i'll give you a spoiler.

Val goes to London and becomes a tailor, he finds out he has a talent and starts making sexy panties for the women of London. There he meets Rock, whom has by now had a sex change and is now a lady. Valentine learns Rock is engaged to another man and has come to his shop for sexy stuff for the honeymoon, ohohoh. He measures Rock and then they end up making out in a closet full of fabrics and shoes that smell like old milk. Miss Bird turns out to be this other man and comes to London and plans on ripping Valentine a new one, but she/he/it ends up realising that young love is beautiful, and creates a master plan to eradicate valentines day. Valentines day reminds valentine's parents that they left their child on the step of a ghetto building while looking for directions to olive garden and reunite with their son. Meanwhile, Rock is still in the milk closet. Story ends when Valentine buys tickes to go on the Ttanic with Rock for THEIR honey-moon but looses them in a poker match against some guy named Jack.
Chotto, chotto, chotto! Kōshin wa sugu ni imōto o kudasai!!!
THIS IS UNREASONABLE, I'M GOING OVER TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW.




OR I WOULD IF I WASN'T CHOKING TO DEATH.
lol nice
Dirty Dishes
January 21st, 2011
OH GOD.
I'm sorry, exams are coming up and I'm having major art block, pages will probaby be up sometime next week, thank you for your patients.

I provided you wih a doodle to keep you amused.
Starlight Scorpius
January 8th, 2011
Shimiji!!! I still have Sherlock and Watson XD
This made my SEVEN FRIKKEN AM day : D lol
Dirty Dishes
January 7th, 2011
Spoiler much?





A GRAH!

MY SHIMIJI STOLED THE SCREEN!!!
Adorable!Beast
January 6th, 2011
Is it weird that I like the sign?

Also; Valentine, you should find yourself a nice girl.
Or boy.
Or Rock.
Dirty Dishes
January 6th, 2011
Sorry...
My speech bubbles are really shitty, I apoligize.

:'(
Starlight Scorpius
January 3rd, 2011
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove!! Must advertise XD
I love you : D

GUESS WHO!!!!
Adorable!Beast
January 3rd, 2011
O-Oh hello Ms.Bird, I didn't see you behind that nose.
Dirty Dishes
January 2nd, 2011
Updates will be pretty scarce because of school work but I will do my best to please you!
Dirty Dishes
January 2nd, 2011
First webcomic! Hope it turns out!

I'll fix up the speech bubbles soon.

*edit*
Speech bubbles fixed!
I spelt throughs wrong...