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In the far future, on a distant planet, a man made of plastics discovers what it truly means to be human.

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Yet another awesome story. =D

Thank you, Xaa.
May there be many more to come.
Thanks for the great story!
@Jamie59: I'm glad you enjoyed it. As I said in the post above, I do have other comics for you to read, also. =)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I found this earlier this year & knew this was coming but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I will miss checking every day. This is a good comic & hope you come up with something else. I have enjoyed this comic very much.
He's about to say, "Not king, Chief!"
Jamie59
April 23rd, 2013
But it won't be as much fun for him to be King.
Xaa
April 21st, 2013
The king is speaking of another, older, and equally as important responsibility.

Sure, he's ready to go around helping the humans. But, as Conradina already said, the robots are more than capable of doing that for him - and there's lots more of them than there are of him.

And as far as the dwarves, well, all those who are still alive are over with the robots. Everyone else is dead, no help he can give.
Jamie59
April 21st, 2013
Don't they know he feels responsible for all & the Elves were the least harmed.
Jamie59
April 17th, 2013
Back on the road.
Jamie59
April 15th, 2013
He'll have a whole lot more fun than in that hole with Logos.
He can command from a distance!
Xaa
April 14th, 2013
@Unmaker: Like I said - it has a basis in current experiments with quantum computing. And it was funny. ;-)
head reboot
@Xaa: I was referring to the method of rebooting an advanced quantum computer by thwacking it on the head - what the Duergar queen did to restart the quantum-processing-based synthoid when the FTL drive was used to shut them down.
Xaa
April 14th, 2013
@Unmaker: If you're talking about when the Chief was unconscious, you have to remember he is not an organic being, he's made of various hydrocarbon polymers. He's basically a self-repairing robot made of various plastics. His brain is made of electroconductive polymers, so yes, it can be restarted with an electromagnetic pulse. Besides, hey, it made for a cooler story if he could actually be KO'ed by a crash-landing. ;-)

If you're talking about when Mary bonks Agatha in the head, yes, that could actually work. One of the problems they have in experimenting with quantum computing now is any movement from the outside world messes up the qbits, randomizing them. Since we established that the problem was her qbit generator had *stopped* generating random qbits, well, whackin' her in the head worked. Besides, it was funny. ;-)
just found this ...
I just found this and read it through in one sitting. I am thoroughly impressed by the level of thought that must have gone into the plot, dialog, and characters here. I have paid for entertainment that was not this good and thought it was money well-spent. I did have a few quibbles (the head reboot was one), but overall, fantastic job.
Jamie59
April 12th, 2013
Long live the king! uh Never mind.
Jamie59
April 10th, 2013
So full of hate. Lets hope his people can learn better than he does.
It appears he never learned how to be a "good looser" while playing little league
Jamie59
April 8th, 2013
Sweet!
Jamie59
April 6th, 2013
LOL! Mal kiss her & put her out of her misery.