Webcomic Profile: The Nazi and the Stoner


The Nazi and the Stoner
There's a little of each in all of us.


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Comment on Master of the House
nazistoner, 25 Mar 2014 10:59 pm
Published in Zenith March 4, 2014.

This is a gag my co-writer made up, relevant to nothing, which I wrote down, stuck in a file, and pulled out a year or so later. By then he denied ever coming up with the idea and pointed out the Nazi's girlfriend Pearl would not stand for rule #2; furthermore, rule #2 defeats any reason the Stoner would support rule #3. I said tooty frooty and went with it anyway. Cartoons have elastic logic by nature.

Latest Minnesota Nazi sighting! In the Twin Cities, "Nazi re-enactors" were busted holding a private party at a German restaurant. They said they were just actors honing their craft, but that didn't stop the backlash.

It's hard to say what was their state of mind. Critics noted the event was held on Martin Luther King Jr. Day, though it's not like MLK fought German Nazis. (And how did you honor MLK Day, dear reader? Watching Family Guy reruns?) More uncomfortably, it turned out the organizer has Nazi tattoos, which is taking method acting a bit far. Still, if they were real Nazis, instead of apologizing they'd holler, "YES! WE'RE REAL NAZIS!"

My main gripe: a little get-together with costumes and flags? BO-RING. Now if you bring in 80s music, S & M dancers and Mel Brooks as MC...THERE'S a Nazi party worth joining.
Comment on Rage Against the Mundane
nazistoner, 03 Mar 2014 09:16 pm
Published February 11, 2104 in Zenith.

It's true. This li'l Duluth shop called Global Village honored Martin Luther King Jr. with a "25% off everything black" sale. Given they're in the business of peace, love and understanding, they figured they had license to indulge in a bit of irreverent but affectionate racial humor:

"Annual MLK Day BLACK SALE! He showed us that the struggle and lookin' super fly can go hand in hand. We salute him with 25% off everything black, Monday, January 20th. Much more our style than a Columbus Day sale, no?"

It's a tad cavalier, but in an era when a prime time character named Cleveland Brown is voiced by a bald white guy and no one blinks, it seems this wouldn't be a big deal. And so it wasn't for three years that Global Village used this promo. But in the fourth year every white liberal within internet range dogpiled on them (mainly on their Facebook page, which you can still look up) and it turned into national news. Which goes to show, 1) lefties can be just as assholish as righties, especially when eating their own; 2) apparently NOTHING is funny about peace, love and understanding.

But who are we to talk? We do a comic strip about a Nazi.
Comment on What's not hot
nazistoner, 11 Feb 2014 03:17 pm
Published in Zenith January 21, 2014.

Researchers of ancient vernacular may also find a rare sighting of "heewack" in an early episode of "Doonesbury."

I've only read two books by Tom Wolfe. "Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test" is good. "Bonfire of the Vanities" is one of the worst pieces of shit to stain 20th Century literature.
Comment on Gift exchange
nazistoner, 24 Jan 2014 09:01 pm
Published in Zenith December 31, 2013.

Latest and greatest Hitler reference! The one percent is the new culture of victimhood.
Comment on Fool fight
nazistoner, 01 Jan 2014 10:47 am
Published in Zenith December 10, 2013.
Comment on Mighty ducks
nazistoner, 22 Dec 2013 12:29 pm
This a web exclusive, because by the time the next issue of Zenith comes out on December 31, no one will give a rat's diddly about this hoo-haw anymore. Not that they should have in the first place. But what the heck, it's good for a few yucks.
Comment on Kinky Boots
nazistoner, 10 Dec 2013 09:50 pm
Published in Zenith November 18, 2013.

Anyone who liked our pre-ObamaCare system must have a sado-masochism complex. Anyway Obama didn't lie; crappy policies that didn't meet standards were grandfathered in, but then after ObamaCare passed, insurers proceeded to sell more crappy policies that they knew would be cancelled. So after Obama bent over backwards to accommodate insurance companies, they screwed him over. Moral of the story: agree to great compromise at your own risk.

Still it probably doesn't matter in the long run, now that ObamaCare is working. Even though it's worse than the Nazis.
Comment on Wrap it up
nazistoner, 19 Nov 2013 08:41 pm
Published in Zenith October 29, 2013, just in time for Halloween.

The October shutdown doomed the Republicans, but oh, fickle fortune, the November ObamaCare rollout dooms the Democrats. (More on that in the issue on newsstands now!) Is there any sunshine in the knowledge that the public hates the Republicans more?

To divert your mind from such depressing thoughts, we offer a far more pressing question: Who is the inspiration for Pearl Harbor, the Nazi's girlfriend? Is it Yoko? Or perhaps Betty Page? Or maybe Joan Brooks from the 1943 devil worship classic The 7th Victim? You're right! All three!
Comment on Identity crisis
nazistoner, 28 Oct 2013 10:28 pm
Published in Zenith October 8, 2013.

Pat Robertson brings us the latest Nazi reference. Our Nazi takes it as sign that Nazism has been too wimpy if it can be connected to liberalism.
Comment on Gruesome, grizzly
nazistoner, 09 Oct 2013 03:36 am
Published in Zenith September 17, 2013. If you want the latest installment of this strip sooner and you live in the Twin Ports, you can rush out and get a copy of the paper at your local grocery, restaurant, or community center (the places that haven't banned it yet, anyway) or check Zenith's own website. The deal is we can't post content on our own websites until the current three-week issue is outdated. You might say it's a raw deal, but who else would print something with "Nazi" and "Stoner" in the title?

The Mama Grizzly movement has faded, but we can't shake the feeling they're still behind the curtain, pulling the strings.

Michele is on her way out, but her publicity machine just won't quit. As for Palin, she was politically dead & buried when we made this strip, so we can't help but wonder if by invoking her image three times, we've summoned the demon.

And just in case you already forgot about Cleveland...


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