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Comment on The truth is there is no truth
nazistoner, 23 Apr 2013 10:23 pm
Published in Zenith April 2, 2013.
At the time of this episode, my co-author was homeless and crashed on my couch (a phenomenon that recurs roughly every two years) and involved in an epic Skyrim marathon, from which he had to be grumpily interrupted to pen this.
For a reasonable primer on religion, check out the first adventure of Jesus Christ: In the Name of the Gun, in which the slacker Son o' God, weary of sitting around watching "Lost," goes back in time to kill Hitler. Somehow werewolves, Hemingway, and incontinence are involved.
nazistoner, 23 Apr 2013 10:23 pm
Published in Zenith April 2, 2013.At the time of this episode, my co-author was homeless and crashed on my couch (a phenomenon that recurs roughly every two years) and involved in an epic Skyrim marathon, from which he had to be grumpily interrupted to pen this.
For a reasonable primer on religion, check out the first adventure of Jesus Christ: In the Name of the Gun, in which the slacker Son o' God, weary of sitting around watching "Lost," goes back in time to kill Hitler. Somehow werewolves, Hemingway, and incontinence are involved.
Comment on Pope on Dope
nazistoner, 14 Apr 2013 10:58 pm
Published March 12, 2013 in Zenith.
How many pope candidates did they have to go through before they found an ex-Nazi? Okay, he was just a kid at the time and it was sort of compulsory, like Boy Scouts (which my parents forced me into, all the way to Eagle). Still he didn't do much in his career to prove he'd gone to the light side. Other than resign.
Meanwhile, the new pope's priority target in combating evil? Nuns.
nazistoner, 14 Apr 2013 10:58 pm
Published March 12, 2013 in Zenith.How many pope candidates did they have to go through before they found an ex-Nazi? Okay, he was just a kid at the time and it was sort of compulsory, like Boy Scouts (which my parents forced me into, all the way to Eagle). Still he didn't do much in his career to prove he'd gone to the light side. Other than resign.
Meanwhile, the new pope's priority target in combating evil? Nuns.
Comment on Meet the Beetles
nazistoner, 18 Mar 2013 04:01 pm
Published in Zenith February 19, 2013.
We can't say for sure whether the 2013 Superbowl Volkswagon "Get Happy" ad was racist, but it features a fellow Minnesotan talking in Blackvoice to pitch a former Nazi product...how could we resist? And who better to comment on inappropriateness than a comic strip starring a Hitler lookalike?
Most amusing is how the ad's creator, the unfortunately-named Tom Kuntz, dodged a question in an Ad Age interview, saying, "I have not been following the response very closely." Yeah, this guy's an advertising bigshot and he doesn't check out the response? Just like he didn't figure out in advance that controversy would make more people watch the ad. He must have learned from our ol' pal Willie Horton that you can win big playing the race card, so long as you do it just coyly enough that you can deny it was on purpose.
And we've stepped into his little trap by bringing even more attention to it. Though not to worry, our readers can't afford a Volkswagon anyway.
nazistoner, 18 Mar 2013 04:01 pm
Published in Zenith February 19, 2013.We can't say for sure whether the 2013 Superbowl Volkswagon "Get Happy" ad was racist, but it features a fellow Minnesotan talking in Blackvoice to pitch a former Nazi product...how could we resist? And who better to comment on inappropriateness than a comic strip starring a Hitler lookalike?
Most amusing is how the ad's creator, the unfortunately-named Tom Kuntz, dodged a question in an Ad Age interview, saying, "I have not been following the response very closely." Yeah, this guy's an advertising bigshot and he doesn't check out the response? Just like he didn't figure out in advance that controversy would make more people watch the ad. He must have learned from our ol' pal Willie Horton that you can win big playing the race card, so long as you do it just coyly enough that you can deny it was on purpose.
And we've stepped into his little trap by bringing even more attention to it. Though not to worry, our readers can't afford a Volkswagon anyway.
Comment on The great Minnesotan pastime
nazistoner, 03 Mar 2013 11:12 pm
Schawnz. Look it up. (If it ever catches on, Schwan's Food Service might want to rebrand.)
Everyone should try lutefisk sometime!
The White Iron Band is named after White Iron Lake in Ely, Minnesota and is not a white supremacist act. In fact they probably wouldn't appreciate being associated with this strip at all, but that's the risk you take when you become regional celebrities.
We don't know where "send your monkeys flying out the window" came from, but we have no doubt it'll become the next hot buzzphrase.
nazistoner, 03 Mar 2013 11:12 pm
Schawnz. Look it up. (If it ever catches on, Schwan's Food Service might want to rebrand.)Everyone should try lutefisk sometime!
The White Iron Band is named after White Iron Lake in Ely, Minnesota and is not a white supremacist act. In fact they probably wouldn't appreciate being associated with this strip at all, but that's the risk you take when you become regional celebrities.
We don't know where "send your monkeys flying out the window" came from, but we have no doubt it'll become the next hot buzzphrase.
Comment on Beer Hall Putsch
nazistoner, 20 Feb 2013 08:25 pm
Published in Zenith City Weekly January 29, 2013.
Ah, the Volkswagon. Beloved by Nazis and stoners alike. More on Volkswagons in an upcoming strip.
20 below is sunbathing weather in Northern Minnesota compared to the depths of this winter. But those who live close to Lake Superior enjoy slightly warmer winters and endure cooler summers, due to the lake's stabilizing effect.
The photo in panel 3 was taken in the part of town known as Old Duluth. Hard to tell but the area's most famous denizen, The Last Place on Earth, is on the right.
In another irrelevant aside, here's an awesome Tex Avery cartoon from 1942 in which Hitler is a wolf. And you can bet a cannon is not just a cannon.
nazistoner, 20 Feb 2013 08:25 pm
Published in Zenith City Weekly January 29, 2013.Ah, the Volkswagon. Beloved by Nazis and stoners alike. More on Volkswagons in an upcoming strip.
20 below is sunbathing weather in Northern Minnesota compared to the depths of this winter. But those who live close to Lake Superior enjoy slightly warmer winters and endure cooler summers, due to the lake's stabilizing effect.
The photo in panel 3 was taken in the part of town known as Old Duluth. Hard to tell but the area's most famous denizen, The Last Place on Earth, is on the right.
In another irrelevant aside, here's an awesome Tex Avery cartoon from 1942 in which Hitler is a wolf. And you can bet a cannon is not just a cannon.
Comment on Another PSA
nazistoner, 29 Jan 2013 08:13 am
Published in Zenith January 8, 2013.
Just for reference here's the lowdown on the Florida cannibal dude and The Monkeez theme song. What do they have to do with each other? How's Hitler involved? What's the point of this strip? How would we know?
nazistoner, 29 Jan 2013 08:13 am
Published in Zenith January 8, 2013.Just for reference here's the lowdown on the Florida cannibal dude and The Monkeez theme song. What do they have to do with each other? How's Hitler involved? What's the point of this strip? How would we know?
Comment on Airhead waves
nazistoner, 10 Jan 2013 08:22 pm
Published in Zenith December 18, 2012.
KRUD Radio is another web comic, slightly less obscure than yours truly (and apparently defunct, since the latest episode is from 2007), written as an inside look at the biz. We especially like it because, like this one, every strip requires an explanation. Among its revelations: If you win a contest and fail to show proper enthusiasm, the DJ will probably dump you and move onto the next caller.
nazistoner, 10 Jan 2013 08:22 pm
Published in Zenith December 18, 2012.KRUD Radio is another web comic, slightly less obscure than yours truly (and apparently defunct, since the latest episode is from 2007), written as an inside look at the biz. We especially like it because, like this one, every strip requires an explanation. Among its revelations: If you win a contest and fail to show proper enthusiasm, the DJ will probably dump you and move onto the next caller.
Comment on Blast Place on Earth
nazistoner, 16 Dec 2012 10:05 pm
Published November 27, 2012 in Zenith.
This strip is all local jokes, so if you're from outta town, it will take a lotta explaining...
Last Place on Earth (henceforth referred to as LPOE) is a head shop, briefly mentioned in an earlier strip, which has been in the news a lot lately for selling legal alternatives to marijuana. Which it did for a long time, but no one cared (the stuff's really just a lame substitute) until imitation reefer madness swept the nation and Duluth politicians, seizing a chance to pretend they're doing something useful, tried to ban it. SUDDENLY it became wildly popular. All those people lining up and hanging out alarmed the local gov'mint and business community, which had put a lot of public-private money into gentrifying that area. Wrong attitude! With all the publicity it's drawing, LPOE should be hailed as a tourist attraction.
The players:
The guy in color in frame one is TV reality star Billy the Exterminator, who's never been in Duluth as far as we know, but he was arrested for smoking synthetic weed. Yeah, we thought the whole point of the stuff was that it's legal, so go figure.
The guy in frame 2 is Duluth mayor Don Ness, who was cool until he came down with a bad scold.
The guy with the sign is gadfly John Ramos, who has waged a long running blog crusade against what he sees as a blatant violation of the Constitution. He's not the Tea Party type, though the mayor accused him of being on LPOE owner Jim Carlson's payroll. Ramos found this so amusing he paraded around town on Election Day with a Carlson for President sign and a charming skull mask. He recruited his long-suffering photographer of similar weird stunts to take pictures. The photographer, by wild coincidence, also happens to draw this comic.
David Ross is the head of the Duluth Chamber of Commerce, who packed the courtroom in a recent hearing while insisting he was not trying to influence the legal process. In a previous life he was Carrie Nation.
The guy in frame 4 is Duluth Police Chief Gordon Ramsay in civilian garb.
Rod Raymond is the co-owner of Tycoons, a swank night club which has lodged frequent complaints about LPOE just a few doors down. Ironically, Tycoons has a retro design celebrating the old days of speakeasies during prohibition. Also ironically, the bad publicity around LPOE includes the alleged harassment of women, something Raymond has been accused of more than once (though not in front of the head shop). Just to make things nuttier, Raymond's attorney invoked the race card to defend his Caucasian client.
Bluto, Felix the Cat, Yogi Bear and Betty Boop I threw in because I needed to populate the frames and the copyright on those images (hopefully) has expired.
Now that you've made it through these endless liner notes (don't you love jokes that have to be explained?) here's an excellent observation on the drug wars.
nazistoner, 16 Dec 2012 10:05 pm
Published November 27, 2012 in Zenith.This strip is all local jokes, so if you're from outta town, it will take a lotta explaining...
Last Place on Earth (henceforth referred to as LPOE) is a head shop, briefly mentioned in an earlier strip, which has been in the news a lot lately for selling legal alternatives to marijuana. Which it did for a long time, but no one cared (the stuff's really just a lame substitute) until imitation reefer madness swept the nation and Duluth politicians, seizing a chance to pretend they're doing something useful, tried to ban it. SUDDENLY it became wildly popular. All those people lining up and hanging out alarmed the local gov'mint and business community, which had put a lot of public-private money into gentrifying that area. Wrong attitude! With all the publicity it's drawing, LPOE should be hailed as a tourist attraction.
The players:
The guy in color in frame one is TV reality star Billy the Exterminator, who's never been in Duluth as far as we know, but he was arrested for smoking synthetic weed. Yeah, we thought the whole point of the stuff was that it's legal, so go figure.
The guy in frame 2 is Duluth mayor Don Ness, who was cool until he came down with a bad scold.
The guy with the sign is gadfly John Ramos, who has waged a long running blog crusade against what he sees as a blatant violation of the Constitution. He's not the Tea Party type, though the mayor accused him of being on LPOE owner Jim Carlson's payroll. Ramos found this so amusing he paraded around town on Election Day with a Carlson for President sign and a charming skull mask. He recruited his long-suffering photographer of similar weird stunts to take pictures. The photographer, by wild coincidence, also happens to draw this comic.
David Ross is the head of the Duluth Chamber of Commerce, who packed the courtroom in a recent hearing while insisting he was not trying to influence the legal process. In a previous life he was Carrie Nation.
The guy in frame 4 is Duluth Police Chief Gordon Ramsay in civilian garb.
Rod Raymond is the co-owner of Tycoons, a swank night club which has lodged frequent complaints about LPOE just a few doors down. Ironically, Tycoons has a retro design celebrating the old days of speakeasies during prohibition. Also ironically, the bad publicity around LPOE includes the alleged harassment of women, something Raymond has been accused of more than once (though not in front of the head shop). Just to make things nuttier, Raymond's attorney invoked the race card to defend his Caucasian client.
Bluto, Felix the Cat, Yogi Bear and Betty Boop I threw in because I needed to populate the frames and the copyright on those images (hopefully) has expired.
Now that you've made it through these endless liner notes (don't you love jokes that have to be explained?) here's an excellent observation on the drug wars.
Comment on Battle fatigue
nazistoner, 27 Nov 2012 05:57 pm
Published in Zenith November 6, 2012.
Are you proud of yourself, Citizens United? You made a little girl cry. To her credit, she got Mitt Romney's name right. We changed it to "Mitten" because Nazis need all the adorableness they can get.
As for the election results, kudos to the two states that legalized weed. And we're proud to be in the state that kicked gay marriage bans and voter ID in the nuts.
Oh, yeah, we're also glad Obama won. Mainly because we couldn't stand the thought of our douchebag conservative Facebook friends doing a victory two-step. Still, there are far more pressing issues neither candidate wanted to talk about: global warming and global Disneyfication. Those pod people got The Muppets, they got Marvel, they got Lucas ...YOU'RE NEXT! (Side memo to Disney CEO Bob Iger: this strip is available for four mega smackers or best offer. C'mon, you already got a Nazi and a Stoner. Pairing these archetypes would be ratings/box office gold.)
Another side note: Not that many people in America read this strip (we refer to them as the Top .0000001 Percent) but we like to think it's a huge hit somewhere overseas. Still we hope we're not responsible for India's Hitler craze.
nazistoner, 27 Nov 2012 05:57 pm
Published in Zenith November 6, 2012.Are you proud of yourself, Citizens United? You made a little girl cry. To her credit, she got Mitt Romney's name right. We changed it to "Mitten" because Nazis need all the adorableness they can get.
As for the election results, kudos to the two states that legalized weed. And we're proud to be in the state that kicked gay marriage bans and voter ID in the nuts.
Oh, yeah, we're also glad Obama won. Mainly because we couldn't stand the thought of our douchebag conservative Facebook friends doing a victory two-step. Still, there are far more pressing issues neither candidate wanted to talk about: global warming and global Disneyfication. Those pod people got The Muppets, they got Marvel, they got Lucas ...YOU'RE NEXT! (Side memo to Disney CEO Bob Iger: this strip is available for four mega smackers or best offer. C'mon, you already got a Nazi and a Stoner. Pairing these archetypes would be ratings/box office gold.)
Another side note: Not that many people in America read this strip (we refer to them as the Top .0000001 Percent) but we like to think it's a huge hit somewhere overseas. Still we hope we're not responsible for India's Hitler craze.
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March 11th, 2011by nazistoner
nazistoner, 14 May 2013 11:37 am
My co-author was getting irked about me tinkering with his scripts, so he insisted I do this one verbatim. Later I asked him, "What are you saying? That BB guns SHOULD be registered?" He replied, quoting John Lennon, "It means whatever you want it to."
NEXT script I'm tinkering with. (What the heck, my solo ideas get pretty obscure too.)
As for gun control legislation...enjoy.